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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
If you want to pull a bloke...

a) wear your mankiest period knickers

b) have at least a fortnight's hairgrowth under your armpits and/or your legs/lip

c) eat a clove of garlic

d) if you want to really go for it, cultivate a cold sore.

I find it particularly effective to not change your sheets either

Why is it inappropriate if he's your ex's mate was my first thought. Your ex is your ex for whatever reason

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
if you've finished helping charli here's another one for you

Completely inappropriate crush (ex's mate) only time i will ever see him is when he is out with ex

Don't want a deep and meaningful but want to get it out my system

but again i am quite shy

Take him to one side and whisper in his ear that you'd like to bump uglies, no strings attached and no questions asked so long as he doesn't tell the ex.

Then hand him a piece of paper with your phone number on and smile sweetly and walk away.

Worth a try?

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Originally posted by lucifer:
Why is it inappropriate if he's your ex's mate was my first thought. Your ex is your ex for whatever reason

it was inappropriate when it started not so much anymore but still a bit wierd,

I also think the fact we were having a cuddle on the sofa for most of ex's new years party was exactly the done thing either (when me and ex were still together)

Charli: you're lovely so: be yourself; be happy; be interested in him,(but play a tinsy bit hard to get,); don't talk about precalculus

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by lucifer:
Why is it inappropriate if he's your ex's mate was my first thought. Your ex is your ex for whatever reason

it was inappropriate when it started not so much anymore but still a bit wierd,

I also think the fact we were having a cuddle on the sofa for most of ex's new years party was exactly the done thing either (when me and ex were still together)

Bit weird at the time alright..lol.

If he's available (is he..?) & you both have elevated pulses together; no reason not to make a move. What's the worst that could happen..? The clocks stop ticking..? Been tied to a chair for 24 hours and forced to watch Friends (that's plain sick)..nah..If he didn't go for it, he'd likely be no keener to make a meal of it than you.

If he *does* reciprocate..? Quids in. Big boys an girls now..ex's would just have to take their sugar lumps - not your problem. Miss the chance and you both regret it possibly

Cup cakes?

Whatever happens Yogi, good luck

The lush bloke I'm after is doing a degree in biology

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Originally posted by Charli:
Whatever happens Yogi, good luck

The lush bloke I'm after is doing a degree in biology

and you charli

I have no advice for you other than be yourself

** Sticks head in thread, has a look round and then makes a Usain Bolt for the door **

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Originally posted by Charli:
And try to make them suitable for a shy seventeen-year-girl who's never had a boyfriend before

Ta

Are you fit?

Beauty is of the eye of the beholder

Charli, I hope you'll give us some updates on your progress.

I'm gonna update on LiveCloud since I don't want to face the awful possibility of finding out that the lush bloke's taken AND know that the whole bloody world knows

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Originally posted by Charli:
Beauty is of the eye of the beholder

Do you look anything like
<------------------

???

*keeps opinions of Cheryl to herself*

Oooooo

Crunchy I didn't say anything

good luck charli xx...go get him girl...

Cherylllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

I'll try

Charli, if I could rearrange the alphabet....



I'd put U and I together

What have I walked into?

Nice quote though

I'm gonna forumly flirt Charli into my forum bed

Crunchy why don't you entertain yourself instead?

Charli..you is lubbly just as you are...don't even attempt to be someone else. Relax, smile (but not like some mentalhead) and try to resist the urge to lick him...unless asked to...

Be confident in yourself...remember that we all lubbs ya...and never, ever think that anyone is too good for you.

Ooooh...and cupcakes...maybe a lickle pressie of some of your cupvcakes would break the ice!!

Aaaaaand...if nothing works...threaten him with us lot!!!!

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Originally posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Charli, if I could rearrange the alphabet....



I'd put U and I together

Aww that's a great chat up line. I'd fall for it

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Originally posted by Charli:
Crunchy why don't you entertain yourself instead?

Hahahaaaa Charli, you're brilliant

Crunchy, you're a bugger, you make me laugh

Thanks Mrs B Maybe if I wear lipgloss next time HE might want to lick ME.....

*floats on a wistful cloud*

One tip.

Don't fart.

I'd like some myself. And I'm 59

Thought yesterdays 10 point guide to all things a girlie could possiblty need might have helped. I was so serious whilst pontificating the matter too

Try and be more like Claire Sweeney.