Yeah but sex is much more fun than all that real news.  tee hee hee, shagging!

Only in this country would this happen...

Don't need him....










We got Heskey.

I like Heskey!

Just reading a piece about how Lineker flounced from the Mail when they did derogatory stories about Lord Triesman...then he gets a job at the NOTW and they go and do the same thing the same week his 1st column appears

*phew* thanks. I forgot about him. Crisis over 

People get the press they deserve.  Christ, even I - having heard the BBC talk about his 'difficulties' over the weekend - found myself wondering what has gone on.  I still have no idea.

British public - your friends and colleagues - are interested in who celebrities are fukking.  And will pay money to know.  The tabloids feed that -know it's not that simple btw - circularity and all that - but it suits my post to not acknowledge it. 

lol Leccy, squeaky clean Lineker who'd have thunk it? I like him actually, he's brilliant for MOTD 

That is true and fair enough Bateman - but to do it the weekend before an England qualifier, knowing he needs to be at the top of his game, achieves nothing and makes me wonder whether these journalists are actually Swiss.

Yep, he's an utter twonk, no mistake, but a brilliant footballer. I know how the press operate I just hate them for it in this case. I would like to get back to the serious business of pretending we have a half decent footy team again knowing they'll prove me wrong. 

I'm happily delusional where footy's concerned

have I blamed capitalism yet?

Oh Christ.

Ahh see, even though I'm hypocritical enough to read it I don't think sex lives should be fair game...I think the Max Mosley thing was a load of old shite...if the fella likes his arse whacked that was no ones business but his.

Right, so what exactly is all this Rooney gubbins about then? I heard that he shagged a ho while Coleeeeeeeeeen was preggers. Over the weekend he was stressed about it and Fabio wanted him mentally assessed. I then heard the full England squad are flying or have flown out for the game (I haven't called LHR to clarify which flight)

am I the only person in the whole world who likes Heskey?  and it's not because I'm German.

Do you like Heskey cos he's the only one in the team who doesn't actually play football?

He hasn't denied it so he probably did. The English press decided to spray it all over their front pages which will be a big help when we play the Swiss tomorrow. I'm normally your upstanding moral type of chappie, but right now all I care about is we win our most difficult game of the group, away to the Swiss. 

I fully appreciate we'll win f*ck all anyway with Crapello in charge but I'd like to dream for a while before reality rears its ugly head.

I actually think Heskey's quite good.

I often wonder, if our footy players were earning a mainstream salary of say 80-100k a year (for being part of the England squad) - would there be this hunger from the press to bring them crashing down at every given opportunity?

Does he know he's got a fan?

BTW I only know who, Lineker, Mosley, Rooney and erm...Colleen are in this thread

Might dedicate my next book to him.  It's gonna be about capitalism. 

And put that kissing thing away!  I do not love him like that.  The only man I love is Rawky-Roo.  If I loved any more men it would distract me from my campaign against capitalism.

Leccy, you do not know Heskey?

I think you're right Karma that journalists are so keen on exposing footballers because they earn more than them. Journalists are proper capitalists and would LOVE a footballer's wage for spending on drugs and women. and probably iMacs.

*taps nose*

Probably not, they're all spoiled brats, protected from the normal more difficult route through life we lesser mortals have to tread, but Rooney still has hunger to win and BAGS of talent. I just wish he wasn't so f*cking stupid 

Rawky is ace.  and I bet he shares my thoughts on capitalism and Emile Heskey.

Wouldn't know the fella if he knocked on my front door now.  We don't watch/follow footy in this house.

for capitalism-related reasons?

What an empty existence  Just joking Lecs 

Don't worry, I'm going to introduce her to the wonders of Heskey.

Lazy arse reasons I think.
  No we have cookery shows and gardening and erm...You have no idea how tense and nailbiting an episode of come dine with me can get in here!

I don't know why I never got my own TV show.

and has everyone gone to bed except us?

You'd have been great on the telly.  You could have gone on celebrity masterchef.

They probably have, lightweights.

I'm ace with caviar.

Of course the press are going to run with the story - it's news   Can't say I particularly want to read about it though, but there are people who do.

As for Rooney?  Well from a female point of view, I hope Colleen does a Bobbit on him.

Surely this is more about the NOTW and fellow travellers covering themselves by flooding the Market with novelty stories. All power to the Beeb and Labour Party, anything to deliver a blow on the Tories.

As for Rooney? From a male point of view, pregnancy is always a dodgy time

for relationships and couples have to talk these things out and compromise. On the other hand I think that we expect a certain ammount of discretion from prostitutes. In general though, more overblown nonsense.

Oh, cobblers.
Talk about shooting the messenger.. Rooney is the architect of his own downfall. He was worse than useless in the World Cup and nobody knew his free-range todger had been up to its old tricks then. Nobody made him go to prostitutes while his missus was pregnant, any more than they made him do the same when they were engaged.

If Capello had any balls he'd have dropped him already for playing like crap, so the question of this story 'ruining' England's chances wouldn't even arise.

NOTW knows its market. If people weren't interested in lapping up this kind of sleaze, they wouldn't write about it.