OK.. you may not be interested, but I'm trying to beat Darlo who's ALWAYS first with this type of info! BB must be distracting him.
I like Dannii, mind you.
I like Dannii, mind you.
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Congratulatons to her I like her too
Can't stand her, ever since I caught my bloke watching her on TV when we were having sex 
Shows how interested in her I am - I didn't even know she was pregnant!! 
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OK.. you may not be interested, but I'm trying to beat Darlo who's ALWAYS first with this type of info!
Ahh, but darlo would know the weight, name and eye colour too! 
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SCan't stand her, ever since I caught my bloke watching her on TV when we were having sex
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Can't stand her, ever since I caught my bloke watching her on TV when we were having sex
PMSL At least it wasn't Esther Rantzen
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Can't stand her, ever since I caught my bloke watching her on TV when we were having sex
Oh DS ,could have been worse mind, could have been Simon Cowell.Reference:
Oh DS ,could have been worse mind, could have been Simon Cowell.
That's another story 
*takes a seat* Pray tell.
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*takes a seat* Pray tell.
LOLOL oooh that one's for the News of the World sweetie 
Did I ever tell you I'm a journalist?,your story will be in good hands.
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Ahh, but darlo would know the weight, name and eye colour too!
Damn it!! Ethan Edward Smith.... I'm guessing the eyes are blue at the moment... but I fail on the weight question.
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Did I ever tell you I'm a journalist?,your story will be in good hands
Show me the money 
~waits patiently for Dancesettee's animated illustration~
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Show me the money
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~waits patiently for Dancesettee's animated illustration~
you'll have to wait....I've tried getting me to look good in a basque for the NOTW spread but photoshop has its limits you know
Worry not DS....We'll find a pic of Danni in a basque, superimpose your head on and hey presto good to go.
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Worry not DS....We'll find a pic of Danni in a basque, superimpose your head on and hey presto good to go
YEAH GO ON...RUB IT IN ! 
*flounces from thread
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YEAH GO ON...RUB IT IN ! *flounces from thread *
Oh dear,is that what your offending bloke said at the time?
* flounces back in*
well at least I have a tighter ladygarden than she does now
*flounces back out*
well at least I have a tighter ladygarden than she does now
*flounces back out*
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well at least I have a tighter ladygarden than she does now
Are you saying she's big down under? ReferenceS
Swell at least I have a tighter ladygarden than she does now
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well at least I have a tighter ladygarden than she does now
She'll be getting some botox down there before she leaves hospital, I'm sure 
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well at least I have a tighter ladygarden than she does now
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Are you saying she's big down under?
bigger flaps than a kangaroo's belly I should imagine Reference:
She'll be getting some botox down there before she leaves hospital, I'm sure
I just winced
Ah I'm delighted for her, really like Danni.
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bigger flaps than a kangaroo's belly I should imagine
She'll have a scorching Matilda
That is great news about the baby - I'm happy for them.
