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Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Hrmph! :foldedarmsinahuffcosherguessisobviouslygoingtobewrongsmiley:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Hrmph! :foldedarmsinahuffcosherguessisobviouslygoingtobewrongsmiley:

You never know, there's still time and I'm drinking raspberry leaf tea as I type. Hubby's offered me a delivery of 'man milk' later too if I want it.

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Morning all. Just back from the hospital appointment. Blood pressure is lower and more stable than it has been for a few weeks at around /87 and no trace of protein in my wee today so all good news. The midwife said she thought I looked much healthier today too and I woke up with no pains this morning. I explained what happened yesterday and the midwife said it was a good sign that things are moving quickly and naturally. The lower pain was probably caused by the fact I have a 'very fidgety baby' and it's pushing it's head quite hard while getting fully engaged, it's just more painful because of the SPD. The tightening across the middle is probably Braxton Hicks but she thinks it's a likely sign that I won't have too much longer to go now. She told me to aim for Sunday.

The consultant made me feel better too because she said the midwives never let her live down the fact she went to hospital thinking she was in full labour when she was having Braxton Hicks with her first baby.

btw 'man milk' and 'plugs'

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Hrmph! :foldedarmsinahuffcosherguessisobviouslygoingtobewrongsmiley:

You never know, there's still time and I'm drinking raspberry leaf tea as I type. Hubby's offered me a delivery of 'man milk' later too if I want it.

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
... She told me to aim for Sunday.

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Who is this Braxton Hicks bloke?

Tell me where he lives and I'll "sort him out."

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

btw 'man milk' and 'plugs'

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

btw 'man milk' and 'plugs'

Not to be confused Queenie... you don't want to be getting them two things mixed up.... they'd be heading in the wrong direction!

Glad to hear its all going well..... am really excited now!

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

btw 'man milk' and 'plugs'

Not to be confused Queenie... you don't want to be getting them two things mixed up.... they'd be heading in the wrong direction!

Glad to hear its all going well..... am really excited now!

Took your advice about the man milk this morning. One of the worst minutes of my life. It BETTER work now, I'm holding you personally responsible if I had to do that and don't have a baby in 24 hours.

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

btw 'man milk' and 'plugs'

Not to be confused Queenie... you don't want to be getting them two things mixed up.... they'd be heading in the wrong direction!

Glad to hear its all going well..... am really excited now!

Took your advice about the man milk this morning. One of the worst minutes of my life. It BETTER work now, I'm holding you personally responsible if I had to do that and don't have a baby in 24 hours.

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

btw 'man milk' and 'plugs'

Not to be confused Queenie... you don't want to be getting them two things mixed up.... they'd be heading in the wrong direction!

Glad to hear its all going well..... am really excited now!

Took your advice about the man milk this morning. One of the worst minutes of my life. It BETTER work now, I'm holding you personally responsible if I had to do that and don't have a baby in 24 hours.

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

btw 'man milk' and 'plugs'

Not to be confused Queenie... you don't want to be getting them two things mixed up.... they'd be heading in the wrong direction!

Glad to hear its all going well..... am really excited now!

Took your advice about the man milk this morning. One of the worst minutes of my life. It BETTER work now, I'm holding you personally responsible if I had to do that and don't have a baby in 24 hours.

Ooooh Queenie.... I can SO sympathise.... it has never left me... the memory of the prize heffer sex!

*cuddles*

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Originally posted by scatterby:

I will be interested to see if it works

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

I will be interested to see if it works

Have you warned Mr Scatts ... informed him of his potential duty to heavily pregnant Mrs?

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

I will be interested to see if it works

Have you warned Mr Scatts ... informed him of his potential duty to heavily pregnant Mrs?

I have indeed - he is trying to work out the logistics I think

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Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:
LMAO@ Heffer Sex!

I did it on sunday night with great optimism....OH said it was like trying to climb Mount Everest.......

I am now thinking 'multitasking' would have been a better idea....OH servicing the Mount, whilst he also twiddles my nipples, while I stick a pineapple ring in my gob and shovel curry through the rings hole! Isn't that just a sexy image?!!!

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Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:
LMAO@ Heffer Sex!

I did it on sunday night with great optimism....OH said it was like trying to climb Mount Everest.......

I am now thinking 'multitasking' would have been a better idea....OH servicing the Mount, whilst he also twiddles my nipples, while I stick a pineapple ring in my gob and shovel curry through the rings hole! Isn't that just a sexy image?!!!

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

I will be interested to see if it works

Have you warned Mr Scatts ... informed him of his potential duty to heavily pregnant Mrs?

I have indeed - he is trying to work out the logistics I think

Hire a winch. And see if you can get some chloroform.

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Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:
LMAO@ Heffer Sex!

I did it on sunday night with great optimism....OH said it was like trying to climb Mount Everest.......

I am now thinking 'multitasking' would have been a better idea....OH servicing the Mount, whilst he also twiddles my nipples, while I stick a pineapple ring in my gob and shovel curry through the rings hole! Isn't that just a sexy image?!!!

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:

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Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:
LMAO@ Heffer Sex!

I did it on sunday night with great optimism....OH said it was like trying to climb Mount Everest.......

I am now thinking 'multitasking' would have been a better idea....OH servicing the Mount, whilst he also twiddles my nipples, while I stick a pineapple ring in my gob and shovel curry through the rings hole! Isn't that just a sexy image?!!!

Oooh that sounds very seductive

Poor Lisa

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

I will be interested to see if it works

Have you warned Mr Scatts ... informed him of his potential duty to heavily pregnant Mrs?

I have indeed - he is trying to work out the logistics I think

Hire a winch. And see if you can get some chloroform.

See.... I just leaned over the dressing table.....

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:


Took your advice about the man milk this morning. One of the worst minutes of my life. It BETTER work now, I'm holding you personally responsible if I had to do that and don't have a baby in 24 hours.

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:
LMAO@ Heffer Sex!

I did it on sunday night with great optimism....OH said it was like trying to climb Mount Everest.......

I am now thinking 'multitasking' would have been a better idea....OH servicing the Mount, whilst he also twiddles my nipples, while I stick a pineapple ring in my gob and shovel curry through the rings hole! Isn't that just a sexy image?!!!

You shouldn't let a man multi task when you are using those examples. He'll end up twiddling pinneapple rings shoveling curry onto your nipples and god knows what he'll make of the left over Mount servicing rings and hole instructions.

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

I will be interested to see if it works

Have you warned Mr Scatts ... informed him of his potential duty to heavily pregnant Mrs?

I have indeed - he is trying to work out the logistics I think

Hire a winch. And see if you can get some chloroform.

See.... I just leaned over the dressing table.....

I don't have a big enough dressing table. If I have to do it again I'm definitely going for a winch.

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Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:

Aw, thanks but I feel surprisingly good today....I know whatever happens at worst I only have 19 hours and 14 minutes till lift off (c-section)!!!!

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

I will be interested to see if it works

Have you warned Mr Scatts ... informed him of his potential duty to heavily pregnant Mrs?

I have indeed - he is trying to work out the logistics I think

Hire a winch. And see if you can get some chloroform.

See.... I just leaned over the dressing table.....

I don't have a big enough dressing table. If I have to do it again I'm definitely going for a winch.

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
Aye babygotnoshame will be making an appearance very soon

Do you know what flavour it is?

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Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:
LMAO@ Heffer Sex!

I did it on sunday night with great optimism....OH said it was like trying to climb Mount Everest.......

I am now thinking 'multitasking' would have been a better idea....OH servicing the Mount, whilst he also twiddles my nipples, while I stick a pineapple ring in my gob and shovel curry through the rings hole! Isn't that just a sexy image?!!!

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Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:


Took your advice about the man milk this morning. One of the worst minutes of my life. It BETTER work now, I'm holding you personally responsible if I had to do that and don't have a baby in 24 hours.

RL LOL-ing at that. A whole minute?

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Originally posted by lisagotnoshame:

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
Aye babygotnoshame will be making an appearance very soon

Do you know what flavour it is?

Yes, 19 hours and 11 minutes if not before....flava is unknown!