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Originally posted by queenshaks:
I've got the number for a good therapist...

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
I've got the number for a good therapist...

But its pretty! I also have a blessed virgin mary but she fell over, i tried to glue her back together but her crack is still visable

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
I've got the number for a good therapist...

Hahahaha

Oh, Golly!

It worries me that this has been made. I hope it's not made as a gimmick because then it's even funnier

yup thats right .... SHE CHANGED COLOUR!!!!!!

Why is Jesus tweaking his own nipples? And why is his head so gargantuan?

OMG!!!!

I'd swear the bugger winked at me then....it's a bliidy miracle I tell ya !!!

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Still looking to see if you can get the mosque mail order but this site looks like your grotto maz
Clicky

wow thats ace!! My friend has gone back to Lourdes this week so i am due another monstrosity soon

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Originally posted by china:
you could have put 'spoiler-snow globe involved'
ive looked and now i feel sick

it's alright china, there aren't any wasps

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Originally posted by pussycatj:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by china:

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Originally posted by pussycatj:

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Originally posted by china:
you could have put 'spoiler-snow globe involved'
ive looked and now i feel sick

it's alright china, there aren't any wasps

or wasps on ice

LOL!
sounds like a new xmas show!

OMG I just googled and there is actually a picture of wasps on ice.


*tries to resist*

oh do it Lady Ducky, just for me please

Well Ok..... but only to take the heat off ya for posting THAT spider pic.





Sorry China.

PAPERCHASEEEE
Sorry, used to work there and the blasted thing would end up all over me by the time I got home

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Originally posted by china:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by pussycatj:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by china:

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Originally posted by pussycatj:

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Originally posted by china:
you could have put 'spoiler-snow globe involved'
ive looked and now i feel sick

it's alright china, there aren't any wasps

or wasps on ice

LOL!
sounds like a new xmas show!

OMG I just googled and there is actually a picture of wasps on ice.


*tries to resist*

oh do it Lady Ducky, just for me please

Well Ok..... but only to take the heat off ya for posting THAT spider pic.





Sorry China.

evil evil evil

OMG yes that one thing is winking!

I want one !!1!`!1!

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:

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Originally posted by tupps:
I want one !!1!`!1!

jellus are we??!!

Yes.. and that is a sin.. so I need a shimmering winking jesus to pray to..

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
its my "desk of random holy objects & tat " .. i love it, its growing daily...that Jesus is also a money box...

Can't be arsed to read the whole thread, but has anyone else noticed that this random assemblage of 'holy objects' includes what appears to be a bottle of booze?

here it is, incase you all thought i was lying - Mary's crack ..

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
i think everyone should have a shimmering winking money box Jesus .. oh and a mary with a visable crack - they really make a work place i find

The most I've ever had is a sickly looking plant (don't know what variety.. it ended up looking like a twig stuck in some compost) called 'Chardonnay Fallulah Bridgend Banana-Hammock' and a Mr Potato Head called 'Darth Tater'..

What's with the blue sex toy?

Actually Mazzy.. that does look like something you can buy in Ann Summers..

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'Chardonnay Fallulah Bridgend Banana-Hammock

why 'bridgend' ??

Oh you are so gonna have to go to confession now..

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Originally posted by tupps:
Oh you are so gonna have to go to confession now..

Every tuesday with Father Dougal Maguire

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:

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Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:


What's with the blue sex toy?

OMG its not! Its Mary from behind!!!!

Think I saw that film

On a stag do in Tallinn

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
Every tuesday with Father Dougal Maguire

See now.. if there was such a thing as a 'Father Dougal'.. then maybe I wouldn't have (col)lapsed..

Moi aussi mon ami! We had many a Bishop Brennan in our Parish .. harsh!

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:
We have the best glow in the dark Virgin Mary thing sitting on our kitchen table, frightens the life outta me every time I go into the kitchen late at night.

these can be a bit freaky - never put her in ur bedroom, esp if you are having 'special time' ..she'll judge you..

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
these can be a bit freaky - never put her in ur bedroom, esp if you are having 'special time' ..she'll judge you..

Her and all the dead people we knew.

'Special time'?

All my holy jolies get put under lock and key Fridays and Saturdays...coz I dont like them bearing witness to my weekend sins

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Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:
'Special time'?

yer its when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much...they hug in a special way...

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
here it is, incase you all thought i was lying - Mary's crack ..

jesus's mummy was a penguin?

Ok so here's a better/clearer picture of Mary from behind... you've already seen the front of her....

Will i go to hell if ive seen marys crack from behind

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Originally posted by Gypsie:
Will i go to hell if ive seen marys crack from behind

nooooooo its ok, i got my bf to fill her crack in

with superglue...