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Originally posted by ~LEE~:
Crying I hate Ikea....Went to it twice and vowed never again....So far I managed to stick to that.


About 2 years ago they built a huge new Ikea on the outskirts of Malaga, we were down that way at the time, and had gone to Seville for a few days as Mr Cinds goes sky diving there, the place was full to the brim with Ikea staff who had been shipped in to train the new Malaga staff, why on earth did they choose to put them up in Seville when there are so many other places much closer Crazy Anyway, *drags oneself back from her tangent*, I don't mind Ikea, just prefer it during the week when there are not as many other people in there.
Cinds
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Originally posted by Cinds:
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Originally posted by ~LEE~:
Crying I hate Ikea....Went to it twice and vowed never again....So far I managed to stick to that.


About 2 years ago they built a huge new Ikea on the outskirts of Malaga, we were down that way at the time, and had gone to Seville for a few days as Mr Cinds goes sky diving there, the place was full to the brim with Ikea staff who had been shipped in to train the new Malaga staff, why on earth did they choose to put them up in Seville when there are so many other places much closer Crazy Anyway, *drags oneself back from her tangent*, I don't mind Ikea, just prefer it during the week when there are not as many other people in there.

They built a huge one near George Best airport in Belfast....Mr Lee and I went and honestly the crowds were so bad I ran....Got brave enough to venture back another day but at the tills I had to run to be sick the crowds and the heat made me panic big time....I wasn't a pretty sight travelling on the M1 to get home I can tell you....Head out the window green to the gills. Laugh
~Lee~
Hahahahahahaha Ikea horror stories are brilliant! My worst one is not about the goods but about the maze that is Ikea, was about 6 years ago and I was suffering from Labyrinthitis at the time, I was having a goodish day so decided(foolishly)to go to Ikea, we were maybe a third of the way around when I couldn't cope any more and had had to go on to my hands and knees to stop the spinning vertigo. Mr Cinds ended up having to get a wheel chair to get me out of there, as every time I stood up I was almost falling over again and started being sick. Laugh
Cinds
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Originally posted by charmer:
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Originally posted by Cinds:
Pours drinks for those requiring them, and puts a plate of her own home made meatballs out (far superior to Ikeas offerings). Enjoy!


a pint of wifebeater with a drop of lime and a plate of your balls please Thumbs Up


I don't know what a pint of wifebeater is, but I'll pour you a pint of vodka, would you like a cherry? And please feel free to nibble at my balls any time Valentine
Cinds
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Originally posted by Cinds:
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Originally posted by charmer:
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Originally posted by Cinds:
Pours drinks for those requiring them, and puts a plate of her own home made meatballs out (far superior to Ikeas offerings). Enjoy!


a pint of wifebeater with a drop of lime and a plate of your balls please Thumbs Up


I don't know what a pint of wifebeater is, but I'll pour you a pint of vodka, would you like a cherry? And please feel free to nibble at my balls any time Valentine


wifebeater AKA stella (dunno why, but it is)
vodka and cherry and a nibble of your balls would be lovely-thanks ever so Wink

*wanders off muttering..the barstaff are VERY accomodating in this forum..*
charmer
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Originally posted by charmer:
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Originally posted by Cinds:
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Originally posted by charmer:
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Originally posted by Cinds:
Pours drinks for those requiring them, and puts a plate of her own home made meatballs out (far superior to Ikeas offerings). Enjoy!


a pint of wifebeater with a drop of lime and a plate of your balls please Thumbs Up


I don't know what a pint of wifebeater is, but I'll pour you a pint of vodka, would you like a cherry? And please feel free to nibble at my balls any time Valentine


wifebeater AKA stella (dunno why, but it is)
vodka and cherry and a nibble of your balls would be lovely-thanks ever so Wink

*wanders off muttering..the barstaff are VERY accomodating in this forum..*


OH Yes now you say that, the stella thing sounds familiar.

Glad you're happy with the service *rattles tip glass*
Cinds
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Originally posted by Cinds:
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Originally posted by charmer:
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Originally posted by Cinds:
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Originally posted by charmer:
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Originally posted by Cinds:
Pours drinks for those requiring them, and puts a plate of her own home made meatballs out (far superior to Ikeas offerings). Enjoy!


a pint of wifebeater with a drop of lime and a plate of your balls please Thumbs Up


I don't know what a pint of wifebeater is, but I'll pour you a pint of vodka, would you like a cherry? And please feel free to nibble at my balls any time Valentine


wifebeater AKA stella (dunno why, but it is)
vodka and cherry and a nibble of your balls would be lovely-thanks ever so Wink

*wanders off muttering..the barstaff are VERY accomodating in this forum..*


OH Yes now you say that, the stella thing sounds familiar.

Glad you're happy with the service *rattles tip glass*


*throws a pesata in and waits for cinds to ring the bell..*
charmer
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Originally posted by Angel of the North:
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Originally posted by Cagney:
I have no Ikea stories. I'm only here for the booze and munchies Crazy


You wont get served if you are under 5 feet 2 Mad


Oops sorry love I didn't see you there peeking over the bar like a 'what no'! What can I get you? *pats Angel on the head*
Cinds
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Originally posted by Cinds:
Hahahahahahaha Ikea horror stories are brilliant! My worst one is not about the goods but about the maze that is Ikea, was about 6 years ago and I was suffering from Labyrinthitis at the time, I was having a goodish day so decided(foolishly)to go to Ikea, we were maybe a third of the way around when I couldn't cope any more and had had to go on to my hands and knees to stop the spinning vertigo. Mr Cinds ended up having to get a wheel chair to get me out of there, as every time I stood up I was almost falling over again and started being sick. Laugh


Oooh Mr Q had Labyrinthitis - not nice all Shake Head

Often he would be travelling back home on the trains and he had get off at a random stop cos he couldn't cope.Frowner

As for Ikea....we have the best arguments there.Big Grin
queenshaks

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