Come on you can be honest with us we won't laugh.
(How dare we - we've done it ourselves.)
How you sung/performed as a singer using a hairbrush for a microphone.
Probably in front of a mirror to a favourite piece of music.
Yes I admit it! I have done it.
Get this: I have actually sung into a hyacinth
And - have you ever been caught doing it.
Or do you have another secret fantasy, and have you been discovered?
Own up, you'll feel better for it.