looks a bit creamy to me 

Man, are my toes curling watching this...

Yep. Sorry Rawks. Never said I knew who the 'stars are'. 

Titanic was gobshite!

I WON!! I WON!!!! 

There ya go Rawkus!!

Was it feck!

I agree about the 2 nippy hosts though, cringeworthy for sure

I can officially now say that I worked on the Academy Award Winning Film - Alice in Wonderland! (i won't mention it was for Art Direction though )

Slightly off topic I don't suppose Gerrard has won best actor in any kind of footballing diving category?

Wow! 2 awards in 3 minutes. They aren't messing about.

Did I hear that right? His name is Wally Fister??

Yep. Bad, innit?

Stick with your independent movie thing and never prostitute yourself to such degradation.  

Or at least keep your lothario list down to 5 or you'll fall in the thrall of the greenback demons!

Get that on your CV forthwith, young man!

Mate, if you had worked on Alice In Wonderland you wouldn't be on here begging people to work for you for free. Just saying like.

Can someone please confirm if that man's name is Wally Fister?!!

Wow Kirk Douglas looks a bit botoxed. Half dead. But botoxed

....

Erm...his ear lobes...

Picking up Eastenders in Japanese, no doubt....


*slaps wrist,now stop it Den*

Oh Lordy! We'll lose you now, won't you?! You're ego will become hideously grotesque and you will be ashamed of us all. 

Until you want to make a film about us! 

I already am 

A film about this place would probably have to involve Jeremy Kyle *watches Oscar flying through the window*

I know he's very old...but this is kinda painful.

Who?

Oh eck the Elvis tribute act has won

Hahahaha! Gwaaaan Elvis wannabe with your f words in your acceptance speech!! Quality

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Get on with it luv!

You're already hideously grotesque? Or you're ashamed of us? Or you're making a movie of us?

I don't get out of bed for less than a tenner, I hope you know!

She said the eff word. I like her

I've gotta pause this cos I need a slash and a cuppa. Don't tell me who wins!!

You have given me an idea actually:

It will be called 'The Forum' and will a bunch of actors such as Julie Waters, Victoria Wood and George Clooney (playing me) chatting over a forum and drinking tea.

It will be thrilling, with a bit of mystery then ends with a mind blowing climax

delightful 

I note you haven't casted a potential fiance in the plot Rawks. Just saying.

I got George Clooney playing me, I'll have all the female forumers  

Oh hush your beak!

Did you ever see 'Driving Miss Diaisy'? It wasn't a huge critical success, although it did win an Oscar. 

GOOD LORD MAN! SHUT UP!!!

Xochi was just pointing something out

Bawww, he seemed like a pleasant chap. Someone you could get drunk on Whisky with and be told some insane stories.

Wait? Xochi's a man?