I'm actually in love with Natalie Portman.

Well I want to KNOW. I was hoping for a bit of twitter totally non true scandal about Russel and Katy but he went and spoiled my fun.

I wants, never get!....Well you did in this instance, but thats not the point!!!

'Zactly Karms.. shows every bulge you really shouldn't want to be seen! Can't understand either. 

He said it, he bloody well said it 

And we're back on Ru Paul.

So if I go to Premiere are you getting dresses 'n' stuff ahead of E!? And are the presenters likely to be any better... including either of them being Kelly?

Not a Justin fookin Bieber in sight...








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Go on, be daring and flick over, if only for a second or 2.

Xochi, I took the plunge, still deciding whether to go back to E!

Oh FFSSSSSS I just hit 'back' on one of the tabs and that bastard bollocky poxy ruddy music started AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNN

Go on then you lot! Feck off back to E! 

I'll just stay on Premier by myself

I just did and found out they're doing co-ordinated ad breaks! 

I'm still on Premiere! Anne Hathaway - far too much make up dahhling. More Born Slippy than Born Glam I'm afraid.

OH MY! 

I just flicked over to E! to see what the fuss was about and my fiance is on telly (Natalie Portman)...she looks a bit pregnant though...

I hope it wasn't anything to do with your dalliance over in Hollywoodworld doing Alice!  

 MY SECOND FIANCE Reese Witherspoon!!!!

Gotta love Polygamy 

Doing Alice? 

It's not polygamy until you marry. You are just an aspiring lothario! 

Ooh I like that. Rawky the Lothario!

Yep. And don't you dare do the Tubey thing here about who Alice is! 

Is E! on repeat?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo






"No satellite signal is being recieved"

Oh Lord no that chin would take your eye out

Geez Louise...this goes on till 5am! 

*scoffs* You're so shallow, its not all about the looks you know.

NATALIE!!!!

GOR-JUS!

It is when she could do you damage in the nether regions with that Jimmy Hill

But I love her

Sandra Bullock!! My 5th fiance

Hang on! What happened to 3 and 4?! 

They ran a mile

Haven't seen them yet. Jessica Alba is still to arrive and I don't think Super Nanny (Jo Frost) has been invited 

Blimey! I just switched over to Sky and got a buch of Brit non-entities on a sofa! 

How many dressed have I missed?

Gonna log off now and watch abit of the awards in bed (thats if the bloody signal works)


Night night

Are you with us yet Meaty? 

Ah. A comment to slow, as usual from me. 

You haven't missed much, Xochi, only a recap from the turkey in gold foil of what's already been on....

Right, I'm gonna have a nose around the rest of the forum and see what's gwaaanin, also having a peek at net-a-porter and the outnet which I really shouldn't be doing!

I only think I'm going to make it till 2am.

Lightweight!  

Anyhoo! Just seen Anne Hathaway's dress! Midnight blue! Absolutely lovely!

Edit to say it was Amy Adams... from 'The Fighter'. Haven't seen the film, but she sports a lovely dress!