so today they came n they were tiny. a seen em n thouht or man what am a gona do they tiny a reckond they screwd up not me but the boss blokes sed av orderd them in centameters insted of meters they layd them out smack bang in the middle of massiv table to mek them look even smaller.
they called me stupid n humilyatd me n everything so a pushed a cabinat over n all these files fell on him n he sez am sackd n his pressin charges. frigin hell man just wen a was getin me life back on track a gan n do this. wid my record al prob get locked up.
am thinkin now a mite aswel just give up n accept been a loser for life.
no bird no job no brain just me stella n ma money wil dry out by next week n al probly be in the nick. soz for the long post ano it cud be worse a cud be the blade runner guy but just fed up man