Dave !!! The post and run don't work on here. Get back in here and reply to your fellow FMs posts. 
This is a VIP order- not a request ! So there. 
------ Best go and fekkin hide now. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hides in cellar. 
Dave !!! The post and run don't work on here. Get back in here and reply to your fellow FMs posts. This is a VIP order- not a request ! So there. ------ Best go and fekkin hide now. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hides in cellar. 
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He is an evil overlord in LC Lowi Mad, bad and dangerous to know
I rather fancy that description. 
I'm only picking on Blizzie pre-emptively. Yes! Yes, that's my story, and I'll stick to it, I will!
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UK Older peeps day
I'm sure that has nothing to do with me!It must be the title - sounds like Dave trying to get up from his chair!
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O/t sorry just wetting myself laughing, noticed the banner at top of page, yes I know I'm slow, don't think anybody has had a topic today about it. UK Older peeps day
Can't be aimed at us Lowi! 
This is a thread we constructed before we all went out clubbing!
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Dave is off line, so he's either soaked another keyboard with Gin coffee, or he's hiding from the Blizz, or he's eating a half a sour pickle, which is a whole gherkin to us Brits/Irish/Scottish/Welsh & Spanish in case the lovely Deegs is reading.
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As I recall he unilaterally labeled you 'Totally Trouble' in gaga old money
He gets confused, poor old Dave! Reference:
Ah, yes, I forgot the rabbit.
My DVD remote control batteries didn't fit note to self go to pound shop and buy every size batteries, after all they are only a pound a packet.
Why is it half a pickle, anyway?
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I rather fancy that description.
Don't let it go to your head mister! It was said of the poet Byron!
It's half pickled. or dilled, never did figure that out.
come on dogs, wake up PLEASE, there's an evil davel on the loose in cyberspace, go Rhoda, get him
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It's half pickled. or dilled, never did figure that out.
Ah, I understand 'half pickled'!
Dave-- What are ( Dibs ) ? AKA the link??? Is this a USA Thing??? Used to say in towers ( am just rolling a fag) ( Baccy and papers in UK ) but thought this would come across different in the USA.
I understand rabbit
nevva without batteries
nevva without batteries
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Don't let it go to your head mister! It was said of the poet Byron!
Ah, Lord George Gordon Dave Byron. 
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So is it an in joke thing going on? or have some been getting at you Stop worrying. It's all a laugh! So glad you had a lovely time and you'll soon get the hang of this place again. Just highlight the quote and press 'submit reply' button. The quote will appear and you can put the person's name after reference. Then post your reply under the quote box.
Thanks for the "quoting" advice Blizzie, I forgot that bit
I'm glad it's just a jokey thing and not serious
not that I could imagine anyone having a problem with you so was puzzled, but then I often am lol 
Better keep this short.
Page gone nuts.
Only room now
for post
this size!
Dave stop
pickin' on us!
Page gone nuts.
Only room now
for post
this size!
Dave stop
pickin' on us!
Real, these are the Dibs rules - http://mendax.org/1999/03/07/i...ional-dibs-rulebook/
Where have you been on holiday? are you going to tell?
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I'm glad it's just a jokey thing and not serious not that I could imagine anyone having a problem with you so was puzzled, but then I often am lol
Oh, there's a few, believe me.My humour is not always appreciated.
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I understand rabbit nevva without batteries
I've been googling like feck for a USB version I've heard there is a USB version but I'm not interested because I don't need one.
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these are the Dibs rules - http://mendax.org/1999/03/07/i...ional-dibs-rulebook/
Blizzie, just whey hey hey over my head 
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Better keep this short. Page gone nuts. Only room now for post this size! Dave stop pickin' on us!
It's your turn! Reference:
I've been googling like feck for a USB version I've heard there is a USB version but I'm not interested because I don't need one
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It's your turn!
No laughing matter!I'm reading this in a quarter column of the page size!
The rest is the grey space on the right which looks like I should scrawl abuse on right now!
. A Dibs call ensures a reasonable opportunity to seduce the Target without competition. Forum seduction. Get yer big knickers on ladies. Trying to come in through the back door. PMSL at this. Reference: Lowon
Blizzie, just whey hey hey over my head
Basically, you and your mate walk into a pub and see a tasty looking bloke. The first one to call Dibs on them, gets free rein to chat them up, without the other one interfering.
Big grey boxes are never good.
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No laughing matter! I'm reading this in a quarter column of the page size! The rest is the grey space on the right which looks like I should scrawl abuse on right now!
Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again? Reference:
Basically, you and your mate walk into a pub and see a tasty looking bloke. The first one to call Dibs on them, gets free rein to chat them up, without the other one interfering.
That will me me thenReference: katty
Big grey boxes are never good.
60s architecture! Reference:
The rest is the grey space on the right which looks like I should scrawl abuse on right now!
We should be able to spray paint on this It's like a zit- shouldn't be there, but makes the rest of the face seem small. Get shot of the zit in the upgrades Dave. Just put it on the main page. 
*pushes canterbury's broke twitter4 post aside* what big grey box? 
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Big grey boxes are never good.
I said boxes, not boxers! Going to log off and shut down now. May try to get back and see if it's not like reading page 3 of the Sun... not that I ever do I hasten to add!
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Big grey boxes are never good.
Right dibs, as in get yer paws off, he's mine.
and not dib dib dib my blue ship from the playground, showing my age now eeh
and not dib dib dib my blue ship from the playground, showing my age now eeh
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That will me me then
It's all 'me me me' with you!Who are you claiming dibs on, Dave?
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*pushes canterbury's broke twitter4 post aside* what big grey box?
Don't push your luck mister! The box that has the online/blogs/comments on. Safari user so you can flog the elves messing around here! Back soon I hope! 