What's up Velvet?

Behave yersel Dolly. 

The tails trying to wag the dug in here Baz.

Little does she know the kennels are looming.

No chance.
Behave yersel velvet.

Velvet I haven't got a clue what you're banging on about mate but hope you get it sorted soon!

His dug (dog) is trying to take the michael and he`s not putting up with it anymore. 

He will though. He loves Dolly. 

That was my late nans name - well it was Doris really but at the age of 83 she was still popping into the local in her Kinky boots & the locals used to say "well Helllllllooo Dolly' Hence the name 

 I love that wee story Slim. 
My late granny used to do handstands (80 ish at the time) up against the wall singing opera at the same time. 
She was...different.  

Awwww was a different world back then Scotty - I used to refer to my Nan as one of the simple folk - life was just never complicated for her - she thought it a marvel how they got the PG monkeys to talk & the cows in the butter ad to dance 

Awww    That`s lovely though slim, to live in a simpler world. I`m happy for her. 

a hug from me x

My mum fell out with me because I never phoned her back one night , she said a woman told her "the caller knows you are waiting"