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Originally posted by Bovrilking:
very good

I remember when Celtic lost to Inverness Caledonian and the headline the following day read:-

Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Gandhi used to walk everywhere barefoot so his feet became painfully rough. He also had a very simple diet, which left him thin and frail, and with bad breath.

All of which made him a super calloused fragile mystic, vexed by halitosis.


I thank you. My names Garage Joe etc. etc.

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by Bovrilking:
very good

I remember when Celtic lost to Inverness Caledonian and the headline the following day read:-

Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious

I'm loving this joke.... anyone got anymore?

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Originally posted by Smoke:
Once upon a time a New Age guru discovered that meditating upon certain plants in his vegetable garden led to spiritual enlightenment. One plant, in particular, did the trick! He duly wrote up his findings and published a short monograph:

Super cauliflower mystic's extra hallowed opus.

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Gandhi used to walk everywhere barefoot so his feet became painfully rough. He also had a very simple diet, which left him thin and frail, and with bad breath.

All of which made him a super calloused fragile mystic, vexed by halitosis.


I thank you. My names Garage Joe etc. etc.

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Gandhi used to walk everywhere barefoot so his feet became painfully rough. He also had a very simple diet, which left him thin and frail, and with bad breath.

All of which made him a super calloused fragile mystic, vexed by halitosis.


I thank you. My names Garage Joe etc. etc.

Tee Hee- thanks Garage Thin-no: Frail-No: Simple diet- Jeez,if you saw what i just tucked away!: Halitosis omg hope not....off for a home pedicure just in case your 'down my lane' today

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

My mum and Dad are in Norfolk so I didn't go today. I gave you a little wave as we passed by on Wednesday on our way to the market.

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

My mum and Dad are in Norfolk so I didn't go today. I gave you a little wave as we passed by on Wednesday on our way to the market.

Do your mum and dad live near me then? I lived in Norfolk for 14 yrs - went to Uni there and stuck around afterwards. Where abouts have they gone?.....I was about on market day-OMG we could have seen each other and wouldn't know!

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

I ate in Barkers which of course is in my hometown. We had a little walk around the market and various shops.
M&P have gone to Cromer because he was stationed there at the end of the war and he did not feel up to going to Normandy this year.

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

I ate in Barkers which of course is in my hometown. We had a little walk around the market and various shops.
M&P have gone to Cromer because he was stationed there at the end of the war and he did not feel up to going to Normandy this year.

ooo, didn't realise that was your hometown-that's where I work...I popped into Barkers Wed to buy lippy and a bon voyage card for my sis- don't suppose I'd have bumped into you at the Estee Lauder counter 'though lol! Hope the parents enjoy the crabs!

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Originally posted by Smoke:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by Smoke:
Once upon a time a New Age guru discovered that meditating upon certain plants in his vegetable garden led to spiritual enlightenment. One plant, in particular, did the trick! He duly wrote up his findings and published a short monograph:

Super cauliflower mystic's extra hallowed opus.

Very good smokey.

Thank you. I know, it's not that good. The guru was based in Seattle. He was 'totally into' Brassicas.

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
How could you disown the Ozzy .

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
How could you disown the Ozzy .

Twas v easy Darlo-just didn't want to sound like I was one of the Osbournes/a fan! I was a bit of a latecomer when I joined C4, had never been on a forum before and every user name I put in had already been taken..eventually I put in a nickname of where I live- that's how Garage worked out we were 'neighbours' and fellow Boro fans.Noticed that there's another ozzy on here- ozzycam, wonder if they're another neighbour?

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
How could you disown the Ozzy .

Twas v easy Darlo-just didn't want to sound like I was one of the Osbournes/a fan! I was a bit of a latecomer when I joined C4, had never been on a forum before and every user name I put in had already been taken..eventually I put in a nickname of where I live- that's how Garage worked out we were 'neighbours' and fellow Boro fans.Noticed that there's another ozzy on here- ozzycam, wonder if they're another neighbour?

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

It took me ages to realise that Darlo wasn't a neighbour.

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
How could you disown the Ozzy .

Twas v easy Darlo-just didn't want to sound like I was one of the Osbournes/a fan! I was a bit of a latecomer when I joined C4, had never been on a forum before and every user name I put in had already been taken..eventually I put in a nickname of where I live- that's how Garage worked out we were 'neighbours' and fellow Boro fans.Noticed that there's another ozzy on here- ozzycam, wonder if they're another neighbour?

It took me ages to realise that Darlo wasn't a neighbour.

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
How could you disown the Ozzy .

Twas v easy Darlo-just didn't want to sound like I was one of the Osbournes/a fan! I was a bit of a latecomer when I joined C4, had never been on a forum before and every user name I put in had already been taken..eventually I put in a nickname of where I live- that's how Garage worked out we were 'neighbours' and fellow Boro fans.Noticed that there's another ozzy on here- ozzycam, wonder if they're another neighbour?

It took me ages to realise that Darlo wasn't a neighbour.

, you guessed my location correctly on C4 though .