Where the hell can I buy some Tizer?
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Down the shop
Off you trot
Look at me a silly old clot,
Should have left to shop for my pop.
Off for pop,
get down the road,
I'm far too busy
To drink it if its fizzy
Got any gin?
Off you go
Cheerio
Originally Posted by Jen-Star:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Got any gin?
Vodka?
To make things sweet
Let's stock the bar complete
I've found a couple of Limericks:
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in Braille
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I've found a couple of Limericks:
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in Braille
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
