I keep missing this show! Is it on every week? (I presume it's on on a Tuesday night) Can someone remind me of this please? Ta
The Baby boy born last night to the Mum who walked down the stairs in the tower block looked massive, did they actuallky say his weight ?.
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and the husband, telling the wife it was her own fault, she should have opted for a section and moaning about the time it was taking
I dont think any jury would have convicted her then! 
OMG some are reet heffers - respect to the guys for even going there LOL
*sits back - lights cigar - waits for attack*
*sits back - lights cigar - waits for attack*
Ha ha ha ha fair enough, lol
But wasn't that midwife bloody annoying last night? So sodding happy and wonderful and upbeat and sparkly and ... in need of a slap, LOL
But wasn't that midwife bloody annoying last night? So sodding happy and wonderful and upbeat and sparkly and ... in need of a slap, LOL
Advice from my sister is to suck on that gas n air like its going outta fashion.
She loved it - sed she was on the ceiling, lol
It defo helped - she sed
Oh God though - them women on that prog looked at bit "put out"
*tries to dress it up best i can*
She loved it - sed she was on the ceiling, lol
It defo helped - she sed
Oh God though - them women on that prog looked at bit "put out"
*tries to dress it up best i can*
Gas and air is good as i recall but not as good as some make it out to be lol
Would you rather they made more of an effort over their appearance while going through excruciating pain renton? Possibly buy a nice new outfit and get their hair done on the way to hossy?
Damn it you got me to bite
Would you rather they made more of an effort over their appearance while going through excruciating pain renton? Possibly buy a nice new outfit and get their hair done on the way to hossy?
Damn it you got me to bite
I loved that midwife!
Considering what some of them can be like, I'd rather have someone like that.
As for that husband, I'd have told him to eff awf!
Considering what some of them can be like, I'd rather have someone like that.
As for that husband, I'd have told him to eff awf!
JEN - i'm sure you looking marvellous sweetheart!!
But some of them are bit erm .... thunderous, lol (even before the bithing begins)
But some of them are bit erm .... thunderous, lol (even before the bithing begins)
Gas and air is crap. Fact.
It's only good for biting on the tube
It's only good for biting on the tube
The trick with gas and air, is to not stop between contractions.
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The trick with gas and air, is to not stop between contractions.
*writes down*The problem is , how do you suck and push at the same time?
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The problem is , how do you suck and push at the same time?
There are 'educational' films out there.
Gas & Air just makes everyone else sound really really far away....
after numerous doses of pethidine, (also crap... just stops you being able to form the words to complain about the pain), and I finally got the epidural (now THAT is pain relief)... I was pretty nutted.... apparently I had half the gas & air mask in my mouth!
I am thinking I probably did not look my best right then!
after numerous doses of pethidine, (also crap... just stops you being able to form the words to complain about the pain), and I finally got the epidural (now THAT is pain relief)... I was pretty nutted.... apparently I had half the gas & air mask in my mouth!
I am thinking I probably did not look my best right then!
still all of the above were more effective than some of the stuff the first midwife on duty bought me... these included tens machine (yeah... cos electric shocks ontop of the contraction pains were just what I needed), a beanbag (seriously), whale music, and.... a rocking chair (had I been physically able to, I would have embedded that into her head for her to take away again with her).
I like this idea :
Among the Huichol Indians, the father traditionally sat above his labouring wife in the rafters of the hut, with a rope tied round his testicles. When his partner felt a painful contraction she would tug on the rope, so that he too would experience the pain which would bring new life.
:Among the Huichol Indians, the father traditionally sat above his labouring wife in the rafters of the hut, with a rope tied round his testicles. When his partner felt a painful contraction she would tug on the rope, so that he too would experience the pain which would bring new life.
I love that idea...
especially as when I was having my daughter, my ex (the father)... was downstairs visiting someone elses kid with the bint he had run off with whilst I was pregnant.
I like the knacker pulling idea!
especially as when I was having my daughter, my ex (the father)... was downstairs visiting someone elses kid with the bint he had run off with whilst I was pregnant.
I like the knacker pulling idea!
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especially as when I was having my daughter, my ex (the father)... was downstairs visiting someone elses kid with the bint he had run off with whilst I was pregnant.
Oooh! I'll help pull the rope.
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I'll help pull the rope.
OMG i just wish once just ONCE please - that the midwife wud shout,
"Push you fat bugger"
"Push you fat bugger"
Blizzie, thats a marvelous idea! I wonder why it never caught on 
there is still time Saz!
(not for me... not til its my daughters turn... then I will gladly heave for all I am worth on the little scrote)
(not for me... not til its my daughters turn... then I will gladly heave for all I am worth on the little scrote)
i'm glad this series started the day AFTER i had my baby especially as i was terrified when told i was going to be induced via pessary and it could take days (tho tbh i was more worried about childcare during that time 
) low and behold a woman was on it last week being induced in the same way for the same reasons, was there 4 days and was sent home
i never was induced in the end anyways, i think my fear of it made my waters break just after i got to the hospital...so it was natural in the end LOL
especially as i was terrified when told i was going to be induced via pessary and it could take days (tho tbh i was more worried about childcare during that time ) low and behold a woman was on it last week being induced in the same way for the same reasons, was there 4 days and was sent home i never was induced in the end anyways, i think my fear of it made my waters break just after i got to the hospital...so it was natural in the end LOL
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angelicarwen offline 2899 Forum Posts Today at 07:06 (Edited: ) Gas and air is crap. Fact. It's only good for biting on the tube
nooooooo it is AWESOMEEEEEE!!!i was throwing abuse (then apologising) to the OH one minute..then given gas and air and we started both laughing cos i thought i sounded like darth vader
when i got to stage two...THEN it got a bit too much for even gas and air..didn't stop sucking on the bloody thing though lol! i had a cut n my hand from holding it so tight
tbh i found it helped with my breathing...deep and slow
and i LOVE that idea of the rope pulling
funnily enough the OH thinks it wont catch on...
funnily enough the OH thinks it wont catch on...
Sounds like me, Darth One!
Apart from the swearing, of course.
I wanted to take some home with me.
Apart from the swearing, of course.
I wanted to take some home with me.
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funnily enough the OH thinks it wont catch on...
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nanalou offline 365 Forum Posts Yesterday at 17:09 (Edited: ) and the husband, telling the wife it was her own fault, she should have opted for a section and moaning about the time it was taking. How she never told him to eff off, I'll never know.The woman must be a saint to put up with that prat. Between him moaning and the midwife's *soft face soft face soft face gentle gentle soft face* the poor bliddy woman mist have felt ready to kill them both!
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Blizzie offline 10573 Forum Posts Today at 17:09 (Edited: ) Sounds like me, Darth One! Apart from the swearing, of course. I wanted to take some home with me.
i offered him some and he said no 10 years ago he'd of said yes to free drugs i didn;t really swear at him, i was mainly just getting arsey! massge me!!!! no not that way!!! dont use your bloody thumbs it hurts more ffs!!!!! just bugger off and get me water!!! you're getting neutered!!!
Mr Blizz tried a bit. In fact, I think the midwife told him to!But he wasn't keen and I didn't like to see it wasted. I was the one who should be wasted.
I won't bother with my story as I know some here are expecting, I was traumatised with my 1st, in those days you got an enema and were shaved with talcum powder instead of shaving gel, pinking shears and a sewing machine was involved, I smacked Mr Essie in the mouth right hard, I screamed for 12 solid hours, got slapped by a consultant Harridan for upsetting everyone else, I know how to ride a horse now due to being strung up in stirrups for 2 hours waiting for them to plug the 'Singer' in. My darling boy weighed 5lb. I didn't have sex with my husband until 18 months later due to my trauma. I swore I would never have another, when my boy was 9Â― while I was asleep my husband got me pregnant again. My youngest way exceeded the first for trauma and he weighed 4lb. That's when I started sleeping with a Sabatier under my pillow.
Essie! All those lovely presents are so not making up for that!
Oh I never have never got on with gas and air, it makes me want to heave! Cant beat a good old epidural and shit loads of morphine
Blizzie
I truly believe that some eminent Scientist's have missed the boat. Once we are impregnated, there should be a way of painlessly and safely with love, removing the egg's and our precious babies should be grown in luxury miniature greenhouses for those of us who are like me. I would have had loads of children if that was possible. Some might think I'm a bitch, which is why I didn't tell the whole story.
I truly believe that some eminent Scientist's have missed the boat. Once we are impregnated, there should be a way of painlessly and safely with love, removing the egg's and our precious babies should be grown in luxury miniature greenhouses for those of us who are like me. I would have had loads of children if that was possible. Some might think I'm a bitch, which is why I didn't tell the whole story.
One day, Essie!
Too late for us, though.
Too late for us, though.
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strung up in stirrups for 2 hours waiting for them to plug the 'Singer' in.
In certain circumstances, I could have put up with that. 
Blizz, you know when your cracking up when you think a puppy can talk, youngest son has already told me 'Monet' is a baby substitute. But I swear he does talk, because he hasn't found his bark yet, he's sitting on my lap now, he's insomniac like me, even worse I can understand him
