I think  I saw a giant sperm in the sky once not sure if that counts.

  EWWWWWWWWW!

Well, when I look at the historical reports Cupcake... I believe the older ones ilke the Nazca lines. How could anyone do overhead shapes like that? Something odd was going on.

Recent UFO reports, like you say, they're similar....and unconvincing. Also they seem concentrated on kind of redneck areas of the U.S. *coff* .... if you wanted to make contact with the human race - would you head there?  

Noo.. keep it your yourself Gyps 

That was Cinds wasn't it or am I looking in the wrong direction? 

But even that, why would they come all this way just to graffiti our planet. Drawing all over it with there extraterrestrial lines. I would love to know if there was other life form out there, theres got to be ...somewhere, but i dont think they have been here.

Now the sperm.. *sets the scene* It was raining and late (about half 11 at night) on NYE.  I was driving home from work along the deserted motorway. Its a very clear night and I frequently see shooting stars on my drive home so when i see something in the sky i try to get a look .  It was raining sort of drizzle and all of a sudden i saw this big translucent shape sort of wiggle overhead. I leaned forward to keep it in view as went over my head, but because the windscreen was wet it wasn't totally clear. When I say big it was like the size of a low flying aircraft (BIG) and totally see through and wiggling, like a balloon let go, or a sperm (wiggle wiggle)...It went past in a split second and was gone.

Feck knows what it was, if it was a reflection or a light or what but i tell thee... I saw THE GIANT SPERM FROM OUTER SPACE

Bet you are all freaked out now aren't you

I'm just wondering if you got something in your eye at work Gyps

 ROFL Gyps... it was a shooting star... but you're so sex obsessed from a house full of randy cats you don't know different? 

Ya bunch of unbelievers

one day the giant sperm will come down and laser you all with its wiggling tail!!!!

Were you fantasising about Jason Orange, again? 

I was not I was in charge of an automotive vehicle at the time!

I always wear protection. 

Ohh..im gonna get me one of them

Right as you say, you have semi-wild cats shaggin' on top of your wardrobe Gyps. I think thats what you see, when you wake up in the middle of the night? Of all the most unbelievable UFO stories thats it... and please no more giant flyin' sperm stories   

Maybe it was from secret military testes. 

load of big fat hairy ball bags.

The cats on top of my wardrobe are unidentified F****** objects

I can see this is more of a fun topic than a serious one lol but I'll add my 2 cents anyway

Like Rosie says there's a history of ufology going back many centuries. There are old famous paintings with crafts added to the scene, cave drawings depict crafts and sometime occupants. In more modern times pilots around the world have seen them, they've been picked up on radar and police officers have reported they've seen them - why pilots or police should be believed more than every day folk around the world who report seeing them I don't know.

There's plenty of NASA vid footage of ufo's, some of it leaked. Astronauts have spoken out about the ufo's they saw. Some Physicists who've investigated the subject believe it's a real phenomenon. Seasoned and respected investigators who've been studying it for many years believe there's proof. There's far more shaped crafts than the triangular and disc shaped ones. They come here for several reasons and if there are crafts there are beings that operate them. I've no problem in believing there are other races from other galaxies in the Universe, and they're far more advanced than we are. Govt's don't want the massess to know what they know about them.

Yes, they all appear every summer in the BB house.

Lol... reminded me of this...

I nned to get up earlier.

Tomorrow it'll be the evolution of the horse.

Maybe they should do one whereby do wanky early morning/day time presenter/hosts deserve a chauffered Merc?

 Laughing at the Bill Hicks clip, thank you Comrade Ogilvy.

Velvet its good to see you back - and yes about the presenters  

I definitely think alien life exists elsewhere there are billions of planets in billions of galaxies,I'm sure we are not unique.I don't think however they travel billions of light years (if that's possible) just to "visit" us.