£10 for a poor rendition of a Bowie song, he must be good.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

"crotchless" 

The mind boggles ....  

£30 for three hours work ....not bad !

Seriously mate, you were surrounded by shops, you could have gone in there and got them to write down her number.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Seriously mate, you were surrounded by shops, you could have gone in there and got them to write down her number.

She's a real class act , eh  

3 years per song, that means for a 10 track album he will take 30 years !!!

That means by the time he is 90 he will have an album out. Good luck pal.

It's not a number one , is it But he's always very upbeat  

velvet donkey posted:

Baz posted:

She's a real class act , eh  

Yep.

 

If only she'd ditch the dyed blonde hair.

Hi Velvet  

Thanks for the company gentlemen  

Well, that was an eye opener.

Thanks for the company everyone.

Yeah, I got it on because I like to look at rich people with no taste.

I really don't believe you were a women magnet before you came into money.

You look like a poor man's Mike Berry

Ashleeen from Big Brother

That Danny Lambo was on another programme ....FIAB I think  

Her gran shops at Asda. 

Mistakes a £400 bag for £40

Baz posted:

That Danny Lambo was on another programme ....FIAB I think  

Or in his case "Alone in his bed". 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

That Danny Lambo was on another programme ....FIAB I think  

Or in his case "Alone in his bed". 

 

Goes to show money doesn't necessarily bring class !! 

OMG, her shoe collection is worth more than my house.

Baz posted:

Goes to show money doesn't necessarily bring class !! 

Spot on and my opening statement when I started this topic. 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

Goes to show money doesn't necessarily bring class !! 

Spot on and my opening statement when I started this topic. 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

OMG, her shoe collection is worth more than my house.

I love Cyprus  

Never been a fan of Rolex and would not buy one even if I had the money. Give me an Omega anyday.

This is a joke car dealership - is it the Fast Show ?

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

This is a joke car dealership - is it the Fast Show ?

 

Those cars do nothing for me  

Baz posted:

Those cars do nothing for me  

No, again, if I had the money I would go Aston Martin. British design and class.

Ashleeeeeeeen

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

Those cars do nothing for me  

No, again, if I had the money I would go Aston Martin. British design and class.

But of course Mishter Bond  

Baz posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

Those cars do nothing for me  

No, again, if I had the money I would go Aston Martin. British design and class.

But of course Mishter Bond  

Anti ageing creams which she obviously did not use herself. Meeow.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Anti ageing creams which she obviously did not use herself. Meeow.

 

That's right Ashleen, just get your norks out.

£1100 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More money than sense.

And it's done nowt for you !

Danny, you're being a BEEEEP

Diamond dust  

Diamond dust !!

What will they think of next to fleece the rich ?