He cracks me up with his drunkenness.

I'd go as far to say that he is my favourite housemate.

The angels have got their hands on his Glory!

It sounds very false and contrived to me.
He's forcing it in my opinion.
He's crackers.
I wonder what he'd be like if something really was funny.

I want to yell "Shut up you fool" right in his face.

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I've never actually seen his drunkenness in action before! This is hilarious, but more because of comments like 'I'm whacked right now'

Noooooo your joking?..please tell me your joking....

Well one thing is for sure. I'd rather be in the presence of Dave's joyful laughter than in the presence of some of the cynicism and negativity on this forum. 

His laugh is so fake which really annoys me, I've mutes him now....

Maffs, what the hell has happened to you this year? Have you found religion or seen the light or turned the lamp on or summat? You're definitely acting very strange

He's a whacko....

Me too but not with the fake laugh....

This is so so so funny.

'I want to go on this ride' 'The baron got whacked'

Have'nt you seen Dave in the DR after a good sesh with the bible yet Mary?....

In what way am I acting strange? I'm open minded by nature, so I don't judge people based on their beliefs (so long as they aren't hurting anybody). I like Dave as a person. He entertains me.

I've not! I've never seen him like this, I'm laughing so much and wish they'd just focus on that on the LF tonight, it's amazing

He hurts my ears....

He gets the bible for 30 minutes a day and gets drunk on the Lord..I think the other HM's should complain and ask for what gets them drunk....

I have to keep more of an eye out for this.

I know it's proper weird but I really like how that happens to him, I think it's really nice and interesting how his mind and faith seem to let him literally feel drunk, it reminds me of that thing that Freddie said last year about drunkenness being to do with the mind more than what it contains or something? Idk, I've probably got that all wrong.

I just can't get past the fact he believes it's ok to be pushed around in a wheelchair pretending to be disabled so people come to him for a " blessing".. then laughs about it to his "flock".
Otherwise I'd probably find his " drunkenness" vaguely amusing.

Except his views do hurt people, but I suspect I'm banging my head against the wall here explaining it for the eleventy billionth time.

Ahh well...fair play to you maths, I disagree with you (hard) but you're never a berk about it so...insert drink/cake/snack/vice/biscuit/drug of you choice here as a *bugger me, you're wronger than a wrong thing but you are never a dick about it* offering

Nooo he's nothing like Freddie..He was just laughing and described it at being drunk on the Lord..no Dave thats just laughing..and he got his Pastor certificates online...OMG he's just said he's jacked up....

Dave is jacked up by the Lord with his love all over him!  For the  glory.  Are these the words of a sane man?  

Oh noo I didn't mean it like that, I just meant it reminded me of what Freddie said last year about alcohol's affects being more in the mind.

'I jacked up this morning'

That is the beauty of having an open mind. Being able to accept differences and getting on with things. *clinks pint glass*

I'd be a liar if I said I didn't find some of what Dave is about peculiar, but then again, I have a ton of friends who each have at least a couple of things that irk me. Doesn't make them any less my friends.

*clinks glass*
Me and you are never gonna agree about Dave but if we compared lists we would likely have some BB in common...Dave is pressing my buttons...but I've loved other controversial characters...it's the whole "experiment" thing of BB that I liked in the 1st place.  People (can't kill 'em, can't live without them) are what make BB.

Some of my favourites: Helen, Alex, Victor, Glyn, Ziggy, Rex, Freddie, Marcus. Any tickle your fancy?

Helen I loved (Alex, whether it's girl or boy Alex I hated them both )  Victor:funny but God what a tosser, raged against him on the forums *Gansgter sniffles? Please...DR rants were ace*...Glyn I liked, Ziggy I hated, Ziggy made me feel violent, Rex had me in stitches, he was a twat but knew it and was witty, Freddie I loved, Marcus...Rexified...witty, cracked me up but annoyed me in equal measure....in fact Rex and Marcus both did my head in, they were entertaining, I could be mates with them...but as boyfriends...I'd be doing time!

The only thing worse than a drunk is a fake drunk.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af82HUus3UA

That's the thing isn't it...he's so fake.   I can understand Mathematics liking for him to a certain extent.  Dave amused me for a short while, but now the joke has worn thin.

He is just there to advertise his product.   He's the equivalent of watching a Red Bull salesman being given a can and then cartwheeling around the garden shouting "I have Wings!!!!!!!!!! " 

You know how they say love and hate are the same thing? well thats how it is with me and dave, i hate him so much its swung a full 360 round to bordering on love again (but at the wrong end of love)
I have a morbid facination of watching him and his lord and his 'glooohhry'

Glory just reminds me of dancesettees glory hole pic

I think half the time he is pretending to be drunk.

He gets right on my last nerve at times.

The guy is a total fraud. Still, it's landed him on telly, hasn't it?

He's a pillock!

When Dave thinks something is funny, he laughs far too much.
He goes on and on and on. It is obviously not sincere, but still he goes on.
(It's usually not even that funny), but he is not to be deterred.
What would normally be a little smile is transformed into into 10 minutes of belly laughs.
Clearly a performance.

OMG that fake drunkeness on YouTube was painful just painful. I want to break something now he's made me so annoyed.

Is there anyone on BB that hasn't had a stint on telly of some kind?

I want a book of what hes been reading.