hi sprrrooty - that's what OH says

I like the left-field use of the hoody though. 

refrains

Arctic Monkeys? 

The stadium looks AMAZING!!!

Better than the Spice Girls? 

Bit lame imo. 

debatable 

it's awful

very impressive

Ooo! Interesting! Beatles tribute? 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ahemmm

they could look like they give a crap.

Ahhh! I got it! Bloody pigeons in London! 

I can't believe we're 3 hours in and I haven't been tempted to switch off! It's been bloody great!  

Thing is, I Think P Mc features somewhere   I really think he should give it up now 

Ya think! And yes please! 

I spoke too soon  

Noooo speeches pleeeease! 

its not too bad though....well not yet anyway.

Yada yada yada. I want to hear what BoJo is going to say! 

He's gonna do the effin flame, ain't he? 

I can put up with the speeches seeing as the rest has been so great .... We've done ourselves proud I think

Absolutely  

Can't wait to see the lighting of the flame thingy me bob! 

One hand in pocket, chewing gum...

Your royal highnessessessessessess  

A feeling I have in me water 

I liked Seb Coe as an athlete, not so enamoured of him as part of the Olympic Organisation.

Here's Seb,

Wretles with William Hague.

Can we take him seriously?

Of course.

They'll be flying like swifts.

David Walliams on Twitter...

The Olympics are now over-running by two weeks so they have had to cancel all the sporting stuff.

Didn't like him in either roles Fluffs! 

PMSL! 

I can put up with the speeches seeing as the rest has been so great .... We've done ourselves proud I think

that's why I've recorded this - I shall zoom through all the carp tomorrow and watch what I like 

Tomorrow: Monsoon levels of rain, all events cancelled.

Other countries royal families there too Ducky

I know....I just didn't think his "esses" were ever going to stop