Old people wrinkly sex!

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Cinds

I was just having an on line chat about parents, and we started talking about parents 'doing it'. The conversation led in to how disturbed we were that our parents did it, and actually walking in on the parents doing it.

I walked in on my Dad doing my mother doggy style when I was 19!

Plus she also flounced out of the shower in front of me with human bites all over her crotch area. BIGGER

Which in turn led on to, surely our kids might suspect or have actually walked in at some point.

I know my lad did when he was around the 4 year old mark, and said something along the lines of 'gerrof my Mam'.

Anyone else have any good stories?

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Former Member

I could possibly face a ban if I shared!

11/23/091:52 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

What I also meant to add was, our lad is now 12 and a bit, and I am sure he cringes at the thought of hos old wrinklies 'doing it'

11/23/091:52 PM

Karma_Member

Erm yeah

. We told him we were wrestling. Next thing I know half the school thought I was a cage fighter

11/23/091:52 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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I could possibly face a ban if I shared

Share, but ask for moderation first.

11/23/091:53 PM

Karma_Member

I dont think there's nowt wrong with people of a 'certain age' going at it, but it's not a pleasant image is it

11/23/091:54 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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We told him we were wrestling. Next thing I know half the school thought I was a cage fighter

First time my kid walked in, Big D said I was having a bad dream, boy replied 'is she dreaming she is on a rollercoaster'

Seriously I am NOT a screamer!!!!!!!!!

11/23/091:55 PM

fabienneMember

I looked in and saw the bed covers going up and down once. I was traumatised. I know the dog was in there somewhere as well.

11/23/091:56 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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I looked in and saw the bed covers going up and down once. I was traumatised. I know the dog was in there somewhere as well

Oh My

11/23/091:58 PM

Smarting ButtocksMember

My niece once asked her Mum why Daddy was shouting to God in the night.

11/23/092:00 PM

Karma_Member

11/23/092:00 PM

suzybeanMember

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I know the dog was in there somewhere as well

11/23/092:01 PM

cockney-chickMember

LOL Smarting buttocks!

11/23/092:02 PM

Former Member

well as i said in chat earlier, my mother

once told me that "she never used to wear knickers .....there were a lot of prisoners of war in her area" lol

11/23/092:02 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

So we are the few whose kids caught us!

11/23/092:03 PM

Former Member

and before you all think im lying about my age...my mum had me dead late

11/23/092:03 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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So we are the few whose kids caught us!

Saying caught US sounds bad, I didn't mean whose kids caught me and Big D, I meant caught you as posters and parents US

11/23/092:07 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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My niece once asked her Mum why Daddy was shouting to God in the night

I bet God answered Daddy before he answered Mummy

11/23/092:08 PM

Smarting ButtocksMember

Reference:fabienne

..... I know the dog was in there somewhere as well.

11/23/092:08 PM

fabienneMember

Only a little poodle.

11/23/092:10 PM

Former Member

This thread has made me ROFL.
The title only enticed me in as I thought I might be onto a promise somewhere

11/23/092:13 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Oh LORD leave my little Gloria out of it.

11/23/092:14 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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The title only enticed me in as I thought I might be onto a promise somewhere

I gave everything I had in the title and the OP

11/23/092:15 PM

Smarting ButtocksMember

Reference:fabienne

Only a little poodle.

Does the breed really make a difference!

11/23/092:15 PM

Smarting ButtocksMember

Reference: Smarting Buttocks

My niece once asked her Mum why Daddy was shouting to God in the night.

Reference:Cinds

I bet God answered Daddy before he answered Mummy

Explains the divorce.

11/23/092:21 PM

nanalouMember

JOKE may offend

Little Johnny walked in his parents bedroom and caught daddy doing mammy doggy style.
Daddy turned around and winked at little Johnny.

Later on, daddy walked in to little johnny's bedroom and caught little Johnny doing his grandma doggy style, little Johnny turned to his dad and said "see.......you don't like it when it's your mam do ya?"

11/23/092:21 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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Does the breed really make a difference!

It might, I have a story about my sisters German shepherd!

11/23/092:22 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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Smarting Buttocks 314 Forum Posts Today at 22:21 Reference: Smarting Buttocks My niece once asked her Mum why Daddy was shouting to God in the night. Reference:Cinds I bet God answered Daddy before he answered Mummy Explains the divorce.

Hahahahahhahaha

11/23/092:23 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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JOKE may offend Little Johnny walked in his parents bedroom and caught daddy doing mammy doggy style. Daddy turned around and winked at little Johnny. Later on, daddy walked in to little johnny's bedroom and caught little Johnny doing his grandma doggy style, little Johnny turned to his dad and said "see.......you don't like it when it's your mam do ya?"

*chokes* LOVE IT

11/23/092:24 PM

Smarting ButtocksMember

nanalou

11/23/092:25 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

* slaps the wrinkly bum of smarting*

11/23/092:30 PM

Smarting ButtocksMember

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Cinds offline 3545 Forum Posts Today at 10:22 PM (Edited: ) Reference: Does the breed really make a difference! It might, I have a story about my sisters German shepherd!

It's good to share.

11/23/092:31 PM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

Erm yeah . We told him we were wrestling. Next thing I know half the school thought I was a cage fighter

11/23/093:37 PM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

Reference: Cinds

Saying caught US sounds bad, I didn't mean whose kids caught me and Big D, I meant caught you as posters and parents US

That holes getting bigger and bigger Cinds. Give up now

11/23/093:40 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

My son once thought I was in pain.

11/23/093:56 PM

LowonIQMember

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My son once thought I was in pain.

Did it have something to do with the whips and chains?

11/23/094:28 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: Lowon

Did it have something to do with the whips and chains?

Walnut?

11/23/094:42 PM

Real

OP---- Did you call

Is this an invite??? not sure.

11/23/094:47 PM

LowonIQMember

Reference:

- Did you call Is this an invite??? not sure

Santas don't do sex, it's not in their contracts

They have to be nice and give presents.

Give

11/23/094:52 PM

Karma_Member

Reference:

Santas don't do sex

Some do

11/23/094:54 PM

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