OMG neither have I now I think about it

hahahaha

Neither have I *drought*

Lol
You sound awfully smuggly happy

Shockin'.

you sound correct in that assumption. Rexi share

*pities you all, hard*

well ... only the once this year - but still doing better than you

if you were drunk it dosen't count

say what ??    am gon back a bit 2yrs 

Oh

if were talking sober .............. i'm a virgin

ABO ................. you meant 2 days ago dincha .............. that was last year

so's Rexi

25 hours 16 mins - yes

* smugly adjusts chastity belt*

You Me At Six – Save It For The Bedroom

^^^^^^^^
Bugger!! Wrong fred

I was just a bit merry - and very happy

Abo I bluddy love your avi!!

SLIM aint you getting any either?

 No! *whispers 2 years*

Really - ok - i'm getting in the train . . . . . brace yourself

 make it an open ticket..you could be here a while...

Grrrr . . .  woof - i can manage  


*waggles cheeky parts area*

*blinks & misses* do it again..

Greeedy for more are ya?

I'm not greedy No!..just like my fill..

omg - i can see a ban coming, lol

 Go & have your bath...you dirty boy!!

Announcement:
There is no reason for you women to go without.
Men are quite willing to leave you contented although saddle sore.
So long as you're presentable and scrub up well you're in with a shout.

Otherwise make sure we are drunk and remove our contact lenses and you'll be serviced in good time.


As you were  . . .

*waits for enslaught *
You're so gonna get it Renton...

*sits back - lights cigar - waits for backlash*



- dum dee dum dum -

only you

When you are married and still say the same year after year, now THAT'S depressing.

I've edited it to make more sense