shes gonna tell her (shabba) on highlights. Sit with me and just shout LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA when it comes on. I can provide cushions to hide behind.
*turns up LALALALALA recording*
*turns up LALALALALA recording*
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I have no idea what this is about but I have my fingers in front of my my eyes. 
Budge up, I couldn't watch it last night 
Have got it on, Oo er.
I can take it. <braces>
I can take it. <braces>
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I have no idea what this is about but I have my fingers in front of my my eyes.
Be a big girl now (I'm not watching it either I'm cuddling up with my lappy and a manly man watching fussball)
its the declaration of love from shabba to the oirish girl *hides* 
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Have got it on, Oo er. I can take it.
you'll need medication for the cringes....stick something in your ears quick
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you'll need medication for the cringes....stick something in your ears
knitting needles if necessary
I'm watching fighting footballers.
She is a flirt and she is really good at it.
Are you showing me your Lala?
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I'm watching fighting footballers.
I bet you dropped your needlepoint...what a palava Kaka off
to hell with the cushion I've got a big shot of alcohol ready I find it calms the nerves so much more
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Are you showing me your Lala?
NO I AM NOT ....
how much you offering...*think of the fridge freezer, think of the fridge freezer*
It is >Dave's< not his agenda to spread the word of God, But to show God is fun.
At this rate i will be in the LUT
What a massively spread out post
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I bet you dropped your needlepoint...what a palava Kaka off
I bet you picked it up
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What a massively spread out post
Needs more Practice
Oh she's just seeking attention lets all ignore her 
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I bet you picked it up
I don't sew....I pay people to do that like Dior and Nicole Farhi 
*hands out cushions*
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*hands out cushions*
What am I to do with them?
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NO I AM NOT .... how much you offering...*think of the fridge freezer, think of the fridge freezer*
pmsl Thinks New Kitchen Appliances
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What am I to do with them?
hide and if it gets to cringeworthy smother yourself 
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pmsl Thinks New Kitchen Appliances
we could launch a new mag white bits for white goods Reference:
white bits for white goods
Deeeeeeeeeeeezgusting!
i know, but really...i do need a fridge freezer
Thanks for the cushion, finger poised on mute button
Sell them by the 
The Appliance of Science.
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we could launch a new mag white bits for white goods
Its a done deal The Appliance of Science.
im not even joking, i got up and did that whole *run out of the room in an emergency* thing earlier when i saw a clip on bblb
Cringe factor 9
my heart dropped out of my bum hole too 
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my heart dropped out of my bum hole too
I will google you a new one 
Too late im dead 
i died of embarrassment
i died of embarrassment
My bum dropped out my heart hole
*Googles*
*Googles*
Caoimhe said it was because she felt awkward
But I'm so glad she giggled when Shabby declared whatever it was she wanted to declare.
Shabby wanted the angelic choir and the violins
But she got giggles.
But I'm so glad she giggled when Shabby declared whatever it was she wanted to declare.
Shabby wanted the angelic choir and the violins
But she got giggles.
i dont think there was any other reaction possible but to giggle, its all just a farce, a horrible cringy farce