I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
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quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Well, look at it this way ... do you want a week and a half off work and some peace and quiet?
Ewwww I hope you used a clean tissue and binned it immediately.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Well, look at it this way ... do you want a week and a half off work and some peace and quiet?
hmmm exams this week - do you think this is a good enough excuse??
It all depends, have you been in close proximity to a pig recently?
quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Phone the BBC - they'll have you as top story on the news before you know it.
Maybe you should wait till Monday to have these symptoms.
quote:Originally posted by Cigarettes & Alcohol:
It all depends, have you been in close proximity to a pig recently?
that could depend on the definition of a pig!!!
So is my cat
quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Phone the BBC - they'll have you as top story on the news before you know it.
I could be famous!!
quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Do you have the urge to roll in mud and sniff out truffles?
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Do you have the urge to roll in mud and sniff out truffles?
No - just an urge to sleep to be honest!!
quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Phone the BBC - they'll have you as top story on the news before you know it.
LOL. Did you read the story of that bloke who was saying how 'orrible his flu was and how he thought he was going to die? At the bottom of the story, they had the health person on saying that luckily his symptoms appear to be just that of a mild cold.
quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Phone the BBC - they'll have you as top story on the news before you know it.
I could be famous!!
A bit late, sorry - Maxie has already signed up the honeymoon couple.
quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
So is my cat
Mine too!
quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
No - just an urge to sleep to be honest!!
Well it is nearly 11pm.
Probably HAY FEVER babequote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Phone the BBC - they'll have you as top story on the news before you know it.
LOL. Did you read the story of that bloke who was saying how 'orrible his flu was and how he thought he was going to die? At the bottom of the story, they had the health person on saying that luckily his symptoms appear to be just that of a mild cold.
I saw him on the news saying he'd been pretty rough... I've only had (non swine) flu once in my life and I could hardly stand for the first week... never mind be dressed and standing chatting on the phone for the telly cameras!
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Phone the BBC - they'll have you as top story on the news before you know it.
LOL. Did you read the story of that bloke who was saying how 'orrible his flu was and how he thought he was going to die? At the bottom of the story, they had the health person on saying that luckily his symptoms appear to be just that of a mild cold.
lol!!!
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Phone the BBC - they'll have you as top story on the news before you know it.
LOL. Did you read the story of that bloke who was saying how 'orrible his flu was and how he thought he was going to die? At the bottom of the story, they had the health person on saying that luckily his symptoms appear to be just that of a mild cold.
Quite seriously, I've actually stopped watching the news for the first time ever. It was bad enough over the Northern Rock fiasco, but this is just ridiculous
No.I have a stinking head cold,one watery eye ,one snotty nostril a bit of a sore throat etc.Much use of tissues and spluttering/sneezing.That is all. 
That's my nose blowing there by the way.
That's my nose blowing there by the way.quote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:Probably HAY FEVER babequote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
No - hayfever is boring!! Swine flu is far more exotic!!
quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Do you have the urge to roll in mud and sniff out truffles?
No - just an urge to sleep to be honest!!
You go to bed, drink plenty of fluids and you will be fine in no time. Unless you're a man, then you probably have man flu.
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Do you have the urge to roll in mud and sniff out truffles?
No - just an urge to sleep to be honest!!
You go to bed, drink plenty of fluids and you will be fine in no time. Unless you're a man, then you probably have man flu.
is that even worse than swine flu??
quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
is that even worse than swine flu??
*sniffs and looks very dejected*
Yes. Much worse.
And don't forget you'll need a bell.
Oh, and practise shouting "Unclean! Unclean!"
Oh, and practise shouting "Unclean! Unclean!"
quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:
And don't forget you'll need a bell.
Is that for man flu? So that you can ring for a new lemsip. Or to change the TV channel to Match Of The Day?
quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:
Maybe you should wait till Monday to have these symptoms.
Tuesday, really. Why waste a perfectly good Bank Holiday Monday?
quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Do you have the urge to roll in mud and sniff out truffles?
No - just an urge to sleep to be honest!!
You go to bed, drink plenty of fluids and you will be fine in no time. Unless you're a man, then you probably have man flu.
is that even worse than swine flu??
Yes, yes it is. I won't lie to you, it's awful. You will sniff and look for sympathy. You will blow your nose, and nothing. You will cough and cough, and nothing. The good news is that it is not fatal. The bad news is that your other half will make you wish that it was.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:
And don't forget you'll need a bell.
Is that for man flu? So that you can ring for a new lemsip. Or to change the TV channel to Match Of The Day?
No. See part 2 *points*
Are you coming out in rashers ???
quote:Originally posted by mirageuk:
Are you coming out in rashers ???
*snorts*
quote:Originally posted by mirageuk:
Are you coming out in rashers ???
No but i do have a craving for bacon!!
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
Phone the BBC - they'll have you as top story on the news before you know it.
LOL. Did you read the story of that bloke who was saying how 'orrible his flu was and how he thought he was going to die? At the bottom of the story, they had the health person on saying that luckily his symptoms appear to be just that of a mild cold.
oh no - i still have the headache today - that must surely mean i have swine flu!!
quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
The same thing happened to me this morning so I phoned up the new Swine Flu Helpline.
It was a total waste of time I couldn't hear a thing - there was just a lot of crackling on the phone.........
more like just a summer cold one min its glorious warm and sunny next its winter wollies time...dont worry xxxxxx
Be careful it doesn't combine with bird flu, then you'll have flying pig flu
quote:Originally posted by Artymags:quote:Originally posted by Pretty_P:
I keep sneezing and i have a head ache - does this mean i have swine flu????????
The same thing happened to me this morning so I phoned up the new Swine Flu Helpline.
It was a total waste of time I couldn't hear a thing - there was just a lot of crackling on the phone.........
Fabulous ...
