Oh my god Marcus broke a bowl with bare hands 
. Now that shows how strong he is. He really is Wolverine
. Now that shows how strong he is. He really is WolverineReplies sorted oldest to newest
and stupid 
I thought that bit was really funny! 
... and he was still eating from the crescent shaped remains
Yep....he really is a hero! *insert sarcasm*
Cos he's rock ard.... 
He must have superhuman strength, or maybe he just clipped it on the edge of the worktop and it smashed that way.
We will never know.
We will never know.
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
He must have superhuman strength, or maybe he just clipped it on the edge of the worktop and it smashed that way.
We will never know.
T'pau China in your hands ...or should that be ka-pow?
he's dead butch.......
Cereal Killer!
Marcus is great, strong
quote:Originally posted by Aimee:quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
He must have superhuman strength, or maybe he just clipped it on the edge of the worktop and it smashed that way.
We will never know.
aimee I was more concerned about him eating chips of the broken bowl with that apple crumble tbh, but that's ok because that's where the superhuman bit comes in I expect. He can eat bits of crockery but not be affected by it like the rest of us. Amazing!
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Cereal Killer!
Noooooooo thats one of mr stonk's..I don't know how many times he's held a knife to a box of cornflakes and askes "whats this"....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Cereal Killer!
Noooooooo thats one of mr stonk's..I don't know how many times he's held a knife to a box of cornflakes and askes "whats this"....
Did he say.. 'You talking to me?'..
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Cereal Killer!
That was funny when he said it couldnt withstand his irrepresible dark horse powers and Bea said he ate like an ogre
Captain Cool, IDH and Wolverine strikes again .
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Things like that are always happening to him, he says! cor blimey, what a tosspot 
Awwww the tragedy of Marcus' strength 
He can pull a truck with his bellend, but he couldn't pull a woman using the whole of his body
He can pull a truck with his bellend, but he couldn't pull a woman using the whole of his body
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Awwww the tragedy of Marcus' strength
He can pull a truck with his bellend, but he couldn't pull a woman using the whole of his body
I think all he can pull is his w*re!!!
Judging by what he did the bowl obviously had a chip in it and thats where he pulled it apart from. Still had to be pretty strong tho I will agree. I couldnt have done that!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Awwww the tragedy of Marcus' strength
He can pull a truck with his bellend, but he couldn't pull a woman using the whole of his body
It probably had a slight crack. I have done that before and it took suprisingly little force!
It did; You could see him looking at it before he pulled it apart!quote:Originally posted by kimota:
It probably had a slight crack. I have done that before and it took suprisingly little force!
quote:Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
T'pau China in your hands ...or should that be ka-pow?
Oh dear, that made me proper laugh