Waxing fannies now 

Sugars it 

Well if anything I have learned about 'Sugaring your fanny'

That's a good look Josie leering at JJ with her tongue out.

gosh ive never heard of sugaring your fanny, i wish id watched now

did the conversation last more than 30 seconds 

How can they talk about something that didn't, doesn't and never will exist?

 She's gonna sugar him 

Oh and Dave was just talking about his nipples, apparently there's a lot of 'glory' in them And to think we have another 4 days of this. Woooooooooooooo

Minge washing now.

Not easy in a bikini  

his fanny Velvet???  Knew I was right all along  - glad I'm not watching anymore 

How is it not easy? She should use some elbow grease

who is wearing the bikini???  Hope its not farmer giles - cos that sort of thing is illegal u no

I want to know what smoothing someone right over entails?

I don't think I've ever been smoooooooothed over

It's easier to be discreet, washing your junk in your trunks.

Dave had a good old scrub (sac and back) earlier this evening.

9 inches

I thought we all had 9 inches

I bet you have stoory, it just wasn't interpreted by a Brizzle bimbo.

Never mind the quality feel the width....

I haven't................I've been shoved over once or twice mind 

im not sure im following this right

I'm sorry to inform you that <--------------------->   is not 9 inches

The maths teaching in this country is appalling

So glad I haven't watched it since Friday night.

me too......i think i did it wrong....there's a swarm of bees at my window trying to get in the house and i'm beginnining to feel scared