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what for????????????/
As long as it wasn't you in a mankini 
What colour spray tan is that he has been using? Shit shade?
what colour is Mario in that pic??
Is it my eyes or does she have odd stockings on? 
quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
What colour spray tan is that he has been using? Shit shade?
Do you think he looks in the mirror and says 'God damn i'm sexy!'?
quote:Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
what colour is Mario in that pic??
umm very multicoloured Maz
quote:Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
What colour spray tan is that he has been using? Shit shade?
Do you think he looks in the mirror and says 'God damn i'm sexy!'?
I think they have deffo got a dodgy mirror in their house! Did you click further and see the state of Micky Rourke? I think hes got one of them mirrors as well
I know 100 watt lightbulbs are no longer on sale, but...surely they didn't get dressed in complete darkness! 
Mario looks as if he has been washing in marmite; Dark and dark-ish skin is lovely, but that just ain't natural!
Dark and dark-ish skin is lovely, but that just ain't natural!I think they did.quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
I know 100 watt lightbulbs are no longer on sale, but...surely they didn't get dressed in complete darkness!
Oh that's cheered me up no end 
there's always someone worse off eh?
there's always someone worse off eh?
Goodness me! Not a pretty sight! 
Not a pretty sight! quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Oh that's cheered me up no end
there's always someone worse off eh?
Oh yesssssssssss 
Veggie 
quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Oh that's cheered me up no end
there's always someone worse off eh?
Oooh Hello Mrs Married laydee
How is married life then? I showed Growlybear your hubbies drawing of the McCrirrick - she really liked it
what the feck does Lisa look like
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Oh that's cheered me up no end
there's always someone worse off eh?
Oooh Hello Mrs Married laydee
How is married life then? I showed Growlybear your hubbies drawing of the McCrirrick - she really liked it
Its lovely Veggie,still honeymooning
Everyone likes that pic, but they hate the man 
Has Mario been sweeping chimneys?
what a pair - they both look awful - wonder if they ever got married
quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
Its lovely Veggie,still honeymooning
hahaha He does look like he has a lifelong aversion to soap. I remember Trevpuss (or Demantoid) saying on here once that the Bargain Hunt bloke Tim whatsisface looked like he would smell mouldy - I get the same feeling about the McC
That pic of Mario makes me think of the episode of Friends where Ross went to the Tanning place and kept getting sprayed on one side - it was the same shade of brown
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by Getthekettleon:
Its lovely Veggie,still honeymooning
hahaha He does look like he has a lifelong aversion to soap. I remember Trevpuss (or Demantoid) saying on here once that the Bargain Hunt bloke Tim whatsisface looked like he would smell mouldy - I get the same feeling about the McC
That pic of Mario makes me think of the episode of Friends where Ross went to the Tanning place and kept getting sprayed on one side - it was the same shade of brown
One of the best episodes ever!
RUNS OFF OT BE FAKE SICK
CHAVTASTIC!!!
They've been tango'ed
What's it matter what they look like as long as they are not harming anybody and are happy in themselves.
he looks fresh off the barbeque lol
quote:Originally posted by madamski:
he looks fresh off the barbeque lol
Sizzling?
She looks like she has overdone the botox and he looks like he has been bisto'd
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
They've been tango'ed
Mario looks like he's been creosoted!!
Jeebus! Mario looks like he's painted himself with Bisto! LMAO.
It looks as though someone has had a dirty protest all over Marios face!! And she still looks like a ventriloquist dummy.
And she still looks like a ventriloquist dummy.
I had to look twice, I thought Lisa was with Sree... did Mario fall in a vat of spray tan
My god, what colour is Sean, sorry, Mario??!
Exhibitionists who on Earth would walk out like this
who on Earth would walk out like this 
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Oh that's cheered me up no end
there's always someone worse off eh?
i feel sort of superior after looking at the state of them pair
Did he run out of fake tan and opt for mud instead? 
