Har har! That was his face when Davina said the winner of this years show will then go on to the ultimate show...old crab eyes fake happy face dropped like a stone..scuttle off crab boy.

I shall do as you wish

Didn't it, just!

 Hi Oggbad

Hi Baz - what's occurin'?

Not much spam around these days

Bloody fabulous ,thankyou

  Brilliant Oggy

You are welcome erinp - I think the film crew captured his likeness very well

Spam-Kraft Cheese-Cream Cake Souffle

1 tablespoon Lard
12 Individual size golden cream cakes
Salt
White Pepper
1/2 teaspoon dry mustard
4 eggs, separated
1 can Spam, cut into small cubes or chunked.
1 pack Kraft Cheese Slices, shredded

Preheat oven to 350 F.

Grease a 7-inch soufflé dish with lard.

Slice cakes in half lengthwise - or across ways - its up to you. Remove and reserve cream filling.
In a large food processor, combine cakes, half of the filling, and the lard
Blend until the mixture has reached the consistency of a thin batter.
Transfer ingredients to a medium saucepan and cook over low heat. Stir in salt, white pepper, and mustard. Remove from heat.
Beat in egg yolks, one at a time, beating thoroughly after each addition. Fold in spam and 1/2 cup of shredded cheese slices. In a medium bowl, beat egg whites until stiff but not dry. Fold beaten egg whites into chunked spam mixture. Pour into greased soufflé dish.
Bake in 350 oven 40 to 45 minutes, or until puffed and golden brown. Top with remaining cake cream and shredded cheese slices.
Serve with a tossed salad.

  It's like old times......

The days have gone now Baz.  Sad but true. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forums of Channel 4. Many came to these forums, some seemed immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Others were craftsmen and women who took comfort from the great tales told by others for their relaxation.

And entrance was also given to the outsiders of the race of humankind, who above all else desire power to help them achieve, within the interworld, those things that they cannot achieve in their own world. For within these forum members was bound the strength and the desire to govern over each other forum member. And above them all a dark power stalked the threads.  The Dark Mods forged in secret, a master power, to control all others. And into that Tin they poured all their cruelty, their malice and their will to dominate all forum life. One power to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of the C4 forums fell to the power of the Mods and their secret Tin of Spam.

But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of decent members marched against the armies of Mods, and on the very slopes of Channel 4, they fought for the freedom to be witty and erudite and knowledgeable and adept at posting double entendres and spam recipes under the noses of the Mods. Victory was near, but the power of the Mods could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Gaga took up the shattered forums. And the Mods, enemy of the free peoples of the Big Brother Forums, were defeated. But the power passed to new Mods, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of Mods are easily corrupted by the power contained in the Spam. And the power of Mods has a will of its own; and that will was compressed and contained within a Mighty Tin of Spam. It betrayed those Mods and those fair folk who were all that survived the vengeance of the Channel 4.

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two years, the power of the Tin of Spam passed out of all knowledge.

Until, when chance came, the power ensnared another bearer. The Tin of Spam came to the creature Spamalot, who took it deep into the tunnels under Mod Towers, and there the lust for that indescribable pinkness consumed him and gave him power. The power gave to Spamalot unnatural long life and a desire to eat exotic recipes containing the mysterious pink substance which claims to be a premier pork product yet in scientific tests it has shown to be a mighty conglomeration of the parts of many deceased beasts. For many long days the Spamalot brooded and allowed the lust for the pink to poison his mind; just as the contents of the tins would surely poison all those who partook of the pinky rubbery slippery slimyness therein.

And the Spamalot waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Tin of Spam perceived that its time had now come. It abandoned Spamalot. But then something happened that the Spam did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. An Oggbad of the Shire. For the time will soon come when Oggbads will shape the fortunes of all...

Gulp.

What happened to the ring then?

Gis a fag Shat I need one to go back and read that again.

I am advised that the owner of the ring keeps it well hidden and only gets it out for a quick polish when nobody is around.

*lights fag*......*wonders where I am*

Shove over Kates.  Gis a light.       You can be Corin and I'll be Josie.

god - hi oggy, shar tates , stonks

'Ello ros

Hi Ros.  Here's a roll up.

Oh mighty ring ... you have been replaced by spam

Too much solo polishing I heard

here ya go Tates.....but I have eyebrows and no wigs, but I'm buzzin' are yer buzzin'? are yer luvvin it' I am. I'm buzzin and luvvin it

Hi Ros

Buzzin and Lovin it? Are there Rabbits involved?

Yes Oggs...and I've heard they are rampant to boot

I'll brizzle your shizzle Kates.  *blows smoke in Kaytee's face*

*slaps Tates around the chops*....I'm a Manc me, a buzzin Manc

The only things that buzz round here are the bees but I could provide a band new Combine Harvesther to take that buzz outta ya me girl.

But can it harvest spam ?


It is all about the spam after all.

Spam is all you need as the Beatles once sung Comrade O

All we are saying is give spam a chance.