Hey there Eileen. I've been hoping to catch up with you. What did you mean when you said you and Crane were "special friends"? Were you and the Crane dude getting rude or to what do you allude?
We had history I won't lie..
But it didn't work out,
There are some things a lady just won't do and his tastes in the bedroom were a little exotic shall we say?
*slips into a coma to save poor eyes*
Is that similar to slipping into something a little more comfortable? 
There are some things a lady just won't do and his tastes in the bedroom were a little exotic shall we say?
Vi's going to be gutted he's dead. 
Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,
Curse Crane for getting himself killed,
Any mention of my pay cheque?
You'll have to get in the queue I'm afraid - Crane left a lot of debt...
Careful there! Some of them plugs may not be fully bedded in yet 
Button it Moustachio nut. 
So ...is it true that you and Reeda have been doing the horizontal tango? It's about time you trimmed that caterpillar of yours .....it seems to be effecting your eyesight. You do know she's like....at least 40 don't ya? 
Actually FYI beautiful ladies age like whisky, smoother and sweeter
Well I would hope not, but perhaps it was an accident that went wrong...
Oooh good thinking Issy (whoever the hell Issy is 
)
Maybe the sharpened stiletto was just the way he liked 'em?
Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,
Curse Crane for getting himself killed,
Any mention of my pay cheque?
Have you got the same 'crap with money' gene as your relative in Vegas??
Hey maybe you can use what god gave you to live on but he was a little less kind to Marcus.
Sounds like you knew my cousin well
Actually FYI beautiful ladies age like whisky, smoother and sweeter
that's not what you were saying at the bar yesterday 
There are some things a lady just won't do and his tastes in the bedroom were a little exotic shall we say?
Vi's going to be gutted he's dead.
He was too saggy for me, I like them firm.
Well I would hope not, but perhaps it was an accident that went wrong...
Oooh good thinking Issy (whoever the hell Issy is )
Maybe the sharpened stiletto was just the way he liked 'em?
She is my PA - she answers for me sometimes,
I may have to have words- she is getting a bit creepy with the dressing and talking like me as well...
Actually FYI beautiful ladies age like whisky, smoother and sweeter
I'm surprised you can taste 'em through that pillow under your snout.
Actually FYI beautiful ladies age like whisky, smoother and sweeter
that's not what you were saying at the bar yesterday
*swishes sleek hair*
and just what was Emmanuel saying at the bar yesterday Roxy?
Hey there Eileen. I've been hoping to catch up with you. What did you mean when you said you and Crane were "special friends"? Were you and the Crane dude getting rude or to what do you allude?
We had history I won't lie..
But it didn't work out,
There are some things a lady just won't do and his tastes in the bedroom were a little exotic shall we say?
So you were an item? How long were you together? Also I note you say "had" history I guess everyone's dying to know why you split up, except Crane he's already dead haha! The Crane dude's angel food.
Actually FYI beautiful ladies age like whisky, smoother and sweeter
I thought you were going to say 'are too expensive, headache inducing, ulcer forming and only got out for high days and holidays'
Well I would hope not, but perhaps it was an accident that went wrong...
Oooh good thinking Issy (whoever the hell Issy is )
Maybe the sharpened stiletto was just the way he liked 'em?
She is my PA - she answers for me sometimes,
I may have to have words- she is getting a bit creepy with the dressing and talking like me as well...
That happens to Jordan quite a lot too Eileen 
Actually FYI beautiful ladies age like whisky, smoother and sweeter
I'm surprised you can taste 'em through that pillow under your snout.
'Tis real though plug boy
Hey there Eileen. I've been hoping to catch up with you. What did you mean when you said you and Crane were "special friends"? Were you and the Crane dude getting rude or to what do you allude?
We had history I won't lie..
But it didn't work out,
There are some things a lady just won't do and his tastes in the bedroom were a little exotic shall we say?
So you were an item? How long were you together? Also I note you say "had" history I guess everyone's dying to know why you split up, except Crane he's already dead haha! The Crane dude's angel food.
We were together for a while, It didn't work out.... shite happens doesn't it.
As to why we split up, I told you, I didn't like his antics in the bedroom...
Is that okay or do you want a detailed account?
Is that okay or do you want a detailed account?
yes, I'd like a detailed account please.
Looks like I might have to rethink my plans and start hunting for the money maker again.
and just what was Emmanuel saying at the bar yesterday Roxy?
I overheard him say that his partner needed more than a make-over and maybe it was time he upgraded to a new model
Is that okay or do you want a detailed account?
yes, I'd like a detailed account please.
Hamsters
That is all I am saying...
Hey there Eileen. I've been hoping to catch up with you. What did you mean when you said you and Crane were "special friends"? Were you and the Crane dude getting rude or to what do you allude?
We had history I won't lie..
But it didn't work out,
There are some things a lady just won't do and his tastes in the bedroom were a little exotic shall we say?
So you were an item? How long were you together? Also I note you say "had" history I guess everyone's dying to know why you split up, except Crane he's already dead haha! The Crane dude's angel food.
We were together for a while, It didn't work out.... shite happens doesn't it.
As to why we split up, I told you, I didn't like his antics in the bedroom...
Is that okay or do you want a detailed account?
Hell yeah go for it. If we ain't gonna have no show we may as well give you the floor. It sure won't do any harm to stop people speculating on why you really split up, know what I mean, jellybean?
My brain cell has questions.......
Reeda.....why did YOU decide to do this programme? It's a bit tacky for Journalist type like yourself innit?
Marcus......were you on good terms with Cowl the Scowl? I can't understand why he wan't an overweight, badly dressed judge on his panel, when he wouldn't even allow my slightly podgy mum to sit in the front row of the audience. Was he going to renew your contract next year do you think?
Woody...... you an 'all! Cowl liked to surround himself with pretty young things....what the hell was he doing hiring a old codger like yourself, whose idea of great presenting is to rhyme show with go? It's hardly Eminem is it? Was there talk of replacing you?
Vi....... will you come and sit on my knee?
Phew....it's hard work being brain as well as brawn! *goes for a lie down*
and just what was Emmanuel saying at the bar yesterday Roxy?
I overheard him say that his partner needed more than a make-over and maybe it was time he upgraded to a new model
Who did he say this to?
Hamsters? We're supposed to believe that ?
and just what was Emmanuel saying at the bar yesterday Roxy?
I overheard him say that his partner needed more than a make-over and maybe it was time he upgraded to a new model
*dathers lip*
I'm shocked that Emmanuel would say such a thing
Is that okay or do you want a detailed account?
yes, I'd like a detailed account please.
Hamsters? We're supposed to believe that ?
Believe it or not.....
I didn't want to but when he produced poor Hammy and a length of pipe, then I knew..
I loved that hamster,,,,
shuffles in lady Macbeth style - wringing hands
Szia ,jo napot
Hamsters? We're supposed to believe that ?
That doesn't rhyme
shuffles in lady Macbeth style - wringing hands
Szia ,jo napot
Bless you Wilma.....*passes her a tissue*
Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,
Curse Crane for getting himself killed,
Any mention of my pay cheque?
You'll have to get in the queue I'm afraid - Crane left a lot of debt...
I NEED my paycheck
ohhhhhhhhhhhh Zold
and just what was Emmanuel saying at the bar yesterday Roxy?
I overheard him say that his partner needed more than a make-over and maybe it was time he upgraded to a new model
Who did he say this to?
that I don't know - Emmy is such a big man his broad shoulders blocked who he was speaking to from my view
*swishes sleek hair*
and just what was Emmanuel saying at the bar yesterday Roxy?
I was just saying how lovely you are darling 
Not that the dressmaker would have heard anyway! She was back stage (Prolly trying to find a matching pair of shoes)
My brain cell has questions.......
Reeda.....why did YOU decide to do this programme? It's a bit tacky for Journalist type like yourself innit?
I have been very successful in my career Mr Duck, my looks have been my fortune. I wanted to do this to show that I am a very accomplished dancer, when I do things I do them very well!
Woody...... you an 'all! Cowl liked to surround himself with pretty young things....what the hell was he doing hiring a old codger like yourself, who's idea of great presenting is to rhyme show with go? It's hardly Eminem is it? Was there talk of replacing you?
Cowl took the show very seriously. He wanted an experienced presenter with WITTY rhyming expertise unlike you the king of SLEAZE He would never want to replace me with some young over-enthusiastic buffoon all smile and no guile!
I didn't want to but when he produced poor Hammy and a length of pipe, then I knew..
I loved that hamster,,,,
Did you not get him back?
Maybe that's what this is all about....someone saw something shuffling under Cowl's skin, and they panicked thinking it was Alien 3 or summat ......and whacked it with a shoe.
My brain cell has questions.......
Marcus......were you on good terms with Cowl the Scowl? I can't understand why he wan't an overweight, badly dressed judge on his panel, when he wouldn't even allow my slightly podgy mum to sit in the front row of the audience. Was he going to renew your contract next year do you think?
Phew....it's hard work being brain as well as brawn! *goes for a lie down*
Me and Cowl had our past differences. Lets just say he did the dirty on me at the beginning of our careers. He is not the type of person to overlook an opportunity.
I had a little "Accident" Weeps and walks off.....
Really?
*decides to move his upper age limit*
shuffles in lady Macbeth style - wringing hands
Szia ,jo napot
ah Wilma, I was looking for you earlier... just to apologise for our little spat last night. You dashed out so quickly, and I've had something on my mind.
I was wondering why at the peak of career would you take a break from it, it's very odd that you walked way from that?
