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Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:

but..... but...... but I was gonna showcase my best creations to date. although I won't be upset not to have to smell the fumes from the tango  tanning session

 

 

I thought the show always goes on - darn that Crane

 

Did Crane have to approve your costumes??

no that was entirely left in my care but you know how it is when the so called 'star' of the show wants the best outfit.  They always want me to make them look younger and slimmer.  I'm good but not that good - when things go south, nothing short of an industrial bra will hoist some into an outfit and that's just the men 

 

Between you and me *shifts nervously*  there are some that take the tango a bit too literally   it being the dance that was born in the brothels.

 

Some of the outfits they want me to make, make them look like a cetain type of lady if ya get my drift and that doesn't do my reputation as a costume designer any good.

FM
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:

What? No show? NO SHOW? How can I get the show on the go if there ain't no show to go with the flow? Why did Crane have to go and get his damn self killed before the big night couldn't he have waited till the show was over?

 

Judging by the shoe in his head, I'd say he didn't have an awful lot of choice in the matter.

 

They stick that shoe inside his head the poor old fool he end up dead. It's all so sad ain't it? The show being cancelled I mean

Woody Leave
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

With that moustache?? Good job you don't dance with Wilma, she would deflate quicker than Richard Branson's balloon if you poked her in the wrong place.

At least it is real Darling, unlike the dodgy hair implants on you cricketing beau 

 

Ah, the lovely Goochy, he told me he was the inspiration for your moustache. I wasn't convinced, the whole world knows it's Merv hughes.....

 

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:

 

Just why would s sapping strapping sportsman like yourself agree to take part in a show like the Dance Factor?

 

Good question Marky boy...I'm glad you asked.

 

*checks all the girls are watching......runs his incredibly large hand through his glossy hair*

 

I turned it down when I was first asked.....poncing about in sequins and tight trousers.... I thought I'd be the laughing stock of the dressing room...erm....locker room.    See, even just mentioning sequins can make a man 75% more girly. Fact IMHO.

 

BUT...then! Ah, then I started thinking about it a bit more deeply! Hurt at first, but I took a couple of aspirin and carried on..... I thought about all the female dancers..... the female judges...... the female audience.....the female viewers at home..... I had to do it for them Marcus. I'm a young strapping lad as you say, this was the perfect way to show all the ladies my sensitive side ......and get 'em all to fancy me.

Dazzler Duck
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:

 

 

Anyone seen Vilma Wilma? I was hoping for a little chat and to apologise for missing her with the lamp throwing her out of my room this morning

In the habit of throwing things at people are you?? Bet you don't normally miss, do you?

 

*gasps gracefully*

 

I was stressed Vi, the murder had upset me so much and then Wilma gatecrashed my room. Then of course there was banging noises that carried on most of the night I had to contend with, and the cetral heating pipes seemd to be groaning  I have complained to the management, it was totally out of character

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:

no that was entirely left in my care but you know how it is when the so called 'star' of the show wants the best outfit.  They always want me to make them look younger and slimmer.  I'm good but not that good - when things go south, nothing short of an industrial bra will hoist some into an outfit and that's just the men 

 

Between you and me *shifts nervously*  there are some that take the tango a bit too literally   it being the dance that was born in the brothels.

 

Some of the outfits they want me to make, make them look like a cetain type of lady if ya get my drift and that doesn't do my reputation as a costume designer any good.

 

You wouldn't happen to be talking about Hugary's favourite export, would you? I will never forgive them for choosing to export her here, if ever there was a good reason for closing our borders...

 

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:

 

Do you know any technical terms in the art of dance Dazzler, or does your knowledge just stretch to Howzat

 

 

 

Howzat???  

 

*stiffles LOLOL groan*

  best just to laugh or you'll be on a sticky middle wicket   oh hang on!   That's exactly where I'd like to be 

FM
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:

 

Just why would s sapping strapping sportsman like yourself agree to take part in a show like the Dance Factor?

 

Good question Marky boy...I'm glad you asked.

 

*checks all the girls are watching......runs his incredibly large hand through his glossy hair*

 

I turned it down when I was first asked.....poncing about in sequins and tight trousers.... I thought I'd be the laughing stock of the dressing room...erm....locker room.    See, even just mentioning sequins can make a man 75% more girly. Fact IMHO.

 

BUT...then! Ah, then I started thinking about it a bit more deeply! Hurt at first, but I took a couple of aspirin and carried on..... I thought about all the female dancers..... the female judges...... the female audience.....the female viewers at home..... I had to do it for them Marcus. I'm a young strapping lad as you say, this was the perfect way to show all the ladies my sensitive side ......and get 'em all to fancy me.

 

Well, it worked with me.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:

 

 

Anyone seen Vilma Wilma? I was hoping for a little chat and to apologise for missing her with the lamp throwing her out of my room this morning

In the habit of throwing things at people are you?? Bet you don't normally miss, do you?

 

*gasps gracefully*

 

I was stressed Vi, the murder had upset me so much and then Wilma gatecrashed my room. Then of course there was banging noises that carried on most of the night I had to contend with, and the cetral heating pipes seemd to be groaning  I have complained to the management, it was totally out of character

 

So you are not normally so stressed then? What has upset you most, the murder, the Hungarian or the final being cancelled?

 

Oh and I think you're right, the heating is a bit dodgy, it was scorching in room 465 last night 

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:

  best just to laugh or you'll be on a sticky middle wicket   oh hang on!   That's exactly where I'd like to be 

You're beginning to sound like Vi depsperate

 

 

perhaps in bad taste all things considered but I usually resort to gutter humour when I'm upset and stressed 

FM
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

  I have complained to the management, it was totally out of character

 

So you are not normally so stressed then? What has upset you most, the murder, the Hungarian or the final being cancelled?

 

Oh and I think you're right, the heating is a bit dodgy, it was scorching in room 465 last night 

 

*quivers lip*

 

I'm normally calm in moments of stress, last night was just too much! Of course the murder upset me the most, a man died for gods sake.

 

I was in the next room 466, did you hear any banging?

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:

 

Careful there! Some of them plugs may not be fully bedded in yet

 

Button it Moustachio nut.

 

So ...is it true that you and Reeda have been doing the horizontal tango? It's about time you trimmed that caterpillar of yours .....it seems to be effecting your eyesight. You do know she's like....at least 40 don't ya?

Dazzler Duck
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

  I have complained to the management, it was totally out of character

 

So you are not normally so stressed then? What has upset you most, the murder, the Hungarian or the final being cancelled?

 

Oh and I think you're right, the heating is a bit dodgy, it was scorching in room 465 last night 

 

*quivers lip*

 

I'm normally calm in moments of stress, last night was just too much! Of course the murder upset me the most, a man died for gods sake.

 

I was in the next room 466, did you hear any banging?

 

Not really, I had a lot of grunting and groaning with the odd coyote type wail thrown in. Did you get any of that?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:

  best just to laugh or you'll be on a sticky middle wicket   oh hang on!   That's exactly where I'd like to be 

You're beginning to sound like Vi depsperate

 

And it sure is sticky now 

LBW?   Little blushing wench 

FM
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:

 

Careful there! Some of them plugs may not be fully bedded in yet

 

Button it Moustachio nut.

 

So ...is it true that you and Reeda have been doing the horizontal tango? It's about time you trimmed that caterpillar of yours .....it seems to be effecting your eyesight. You do know she's like....at least 40 don't ya?

 

*runs to slap more make up on*

 

 

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:

Well Mr Duck were you not really worried that  all of those sparkley costumes might not give some hopeful people the wrong idea about your sexuality

 

Don't you be worrying about that matey

 

If anyone starts to get the wrong idea..... I just show a glimpse of me rippling dancers muscles.....

 

 

 

....and bust a few moves....

 

 

 

Doesn't really work when you do it though Marcus......

 

 

 

 

..... must terrify those poor little kiddies.

Dazzler Duck
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:

Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,

Curse Crane for getting himself killed,

Any mention of my pay cheque?

Have you got the same 'crap with money' gene as your relative in Vegas??

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:

Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,

Curse Crane for getting himself killed,

 

Cancelling  this show could mean the end of your career as well I bet Eileen? You being a bit old and past it like. What are you going to do now it's over?

Dazzler Duck
Originally Posted by Issy:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:

Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,

Curse Crane for getting himself killed,

 

I'm sure he didn't plan on getting killed, did he?

Well I would hope not, but perhaps it was an accident that went wrong...

Any connection to his exotic bedroom tastes??

Izzy Gonyett

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