With that moustache?? Good job you don't dance with Wilma, she would deflate quicker than Richard Branson's balloon if you poked her in the wrong place.
At least it is real Darling, unlike the dodgy hair implants on you cricketing beau
With that moustache?? Good job you don't dance with Wilma, she would deflate quicker than Richard Branson's balloon if you poked her in the wrong place.
At least it is real Darling, unlike the dodgy hair implants on you cricketing beau
but..... but...... but I was gonna showcase my best creations to date. although I won't be upset not to have to smell the fumes from the tango tanning session
I thought the show always goes on - darn that Crane
Did Crane have to approve your costumes??
no that was entirely left in my care but you know how it is when the so called 'star' of the show wants the best outfit. They always want me to make them look younger and slimmer. I'm good but not that good - when things go south, nothing short of an industrial bra will hoist some into an outfit and that's just the men .
Between you and me *shifts nervously* there are some that take the tango a bit too literally it being the dance that was born in the brothels.
Some of the outfits they want me to make, make them look like a cetain type of lady if ya get my drift and that doesn't do my reputation as a costume designer any good.
What? No show? NO SHOW? How can I get the show on the go if there ain't no show to go with the flow? Why did Crane have to go and get his damn self killed before the big night couldn't he have waited till the show was over?
Judging by the shoe in his head, I'd say he didn't have an awful lot of choice in the matter.
They stick that shoe inside his head the poor old fool he end up dead. It's all so sad ain't it? The show being cancelled I mean
With that moustache?? Good job you don't dance with Wilma, she would deflate quicker than Richard Branson's balloon if you poked her in the wrong place.
At least it is real Darling, unlike the dodgy hair implants on you cricketing beau
Ah, the lovely Goochy, he told me he was the inspiration for your moustache. I wasn't convinced, the whole world knows it's Merv hughes.....
Just why would s sapping strapping sportsman like yourself agree to take part in a show like the Dance Factor?
Good question Marky boy...I'm glad you asked.
*checks all the girls are watching......runs his incredibly large hand through his glossy hair*
I turned it down when I was first asked.....poncing about in sequins and tight trousers.... I thought I'd be the laughing stock of the dressing room...erm....locker room. See, even just mentioning sequins can make a man 75% more girly. Fact IMHO.
BUT...then! Ah, then I started thinking about it a bit more deeply! Hurt at first, but I took a couple of aspirin and carried on..... I thought about all the female dancers..... the female judges...... the female audience.....the female viewers at home..... I had to do it for them Marcus. I'm a young strapping lad as you say, this was the perfect way to show all the ladies my sensitive side ......and get 'em all to fancy me.
Anyone seen Vilma Wilma? I was hoping for a little chat and to apologise for missing her with the lamp throwing her out of my room this morning
In the habit of throwing things at people are you?? Bet you don't normally miss, do you?
*gasps gracefully*
I was stressed Vi, the murder had upset me so much and then Wilma gatecrashed my room. Then of course there was banging noises that carried on most of the night I had to contend with, and the cetral heating pipes seemd to be groaning I have complained to the management, it was totally out of character
Do you know any technical terms in the art of dance Dazzler, or does your knowledge just stretch to Howzat
Howzat???
Do you know any technical terms in the art of dance Dazzler, or does your knowledge just stretch to Howzat
Howzat???
*stiffles LOLOL groan*
no that was entirely left in my care but you know how it is when the so called 'star' of the show wants the best outfit. They always want me to make them look younger and slimmer. I'm good but not that good - when things go south, nothing short of an industrial bra will hoist some into an outfit and that's just the men .
Between you and me *shifts nervously* there are some that take the tango a bit too literally it being the dance that was born in the brothels.
Some of the outfits they want me to make, make them look like a cetain type of lady if ya get my drift and that doesn't do my reputation as a costume designer any good.
You wouldn't happen to be talking about Hugary's favourite export, would you? I will never forgive them for choosing to export her here, if ever there was a good reason for closing our borders...
Do you know any technical terms in the art of dance Dazzler, or does your knowledge just stretch to Howzat
Howzat???
*stiffles LOLOL groan*
best just to laugh or you'll be on a sticky middle wicket oh hang on! That's exactly where I'd like to be
Just why would s sapping strapping sportsman like yourself agree to take part in a show like the Dance Factor?
Good question Marky boy...I'm glad you asked.
*checks all the girls are watching......runs his incredibly large hand through his glossy hair*
I turned it down when I was first asked.....poncing about in sequins and tight trousers.... I thought I'd be the laughing stock of the dressing room...erm....locker room. See, even just mentioning sequins can make a man 75% more girly. Fact IMHO.
BUT...then! Ah, then I started thinking about it a bit more deeply! Hurt at first, but I took a couple of aspirin and carried on..... I thought about all the female dancers..... the female judges...... the female audience.....the female viewers at home..... I had to do it for them Marcus. I'm a young strapping lad as you say, this was the perfect way to show all the ladies my sensitive side ......and get 'em all to fancy me.
Well, it worked with me.
Wow! Is that Wilma?
*has new respect for the Dance Factor's makeup artist*
Anyone seen Vilma Wilma? I was hoping for a little chat and to apologise for missing her with the lamp throwing her out of my room this morning
In the habit of throwing things at people are you?? Bet you don't normally miss, do you?
*gasps gracefully*
I was stressed Vi, the murder had upset me so much and then Wilma gatecrashed my room. Then of course there was banging noises that carried on most of the night I had to contend with, and the cetral heating pipes seemd to be groaning I have complained to the management, it was totally out of character
So you are not normally so stressed then? What has upset you most, the murder, the Hungarian or the final being cancelled?
Oh and I think you're right, the heating is a bit dodgy, it was scorching in room 465 last night
*stiffles LOLOL groan*
You stiffle stuff way too much Reeda. Groans should never to be stiffled! It's such a waste.
Wow! Is that Wilma?
*has new respect for the Dance Factor's makeup artist*
I snapped her as she was getting tango'ed, ain't she a looker?
best just to laugh or you'll be on a sticky middle wicket oh hang on! That's exactly where I'd like to be
You're beginning to sound like Vi depsperate
*checks all the girls are watching......runs his incredibly large hand through his glossy hair*
Careful there! Some of them plugs may not be fully bedded in yet
best just to laugh or you'll be on a sticky middle wicket oh hang on! That's exactly where I'd like to be
You're beginning to sound like Vi depsperate
perhaps in bad taste all things considered but I usually resort to gutter humour when I'm upset and stressed
Well Mr Duck were you not really worried that all of those sparkley costumes might not give some hopeful people the wrong idea about your sexuality
I have complained to the management, it was totally out of character
So you are not normally so stressed then? What has upset you most, the murder, the Hungarian or the final being cancelled?
Oh and I think you're right, the heating is a bit dodgy, it was scorching in room 465 last night
*quivers lip*
I'm normally calm in moments of stress, last night was just too much! Of course the murder upset me the most, a man died for gods sake.
I was in the next room 466, did you hear any banging?
perhaps in bad taste all things considered but I usually resort to gutter humour when I'm upset and stressed
I think we are all behaving out of character Roxy
best just to laugh or you'll be on a sticky middle wicket oh hang on! That's exactly where I'd like to be
You're beginning to sound like Vi depsperate
And it sure is sticky now
Wilma looks...different
Careful there! Some of them plugs may not be fully bedded in yet
Button it Moustachio nut.
So ...is it true that you and Reeda have been doing the horizontal tango? It's about time you trimmed that caterpillar of yours .....it seems to be effecting your eyesight. You do know she's like....at least 40 don't ya?
I have complained to the management, it was totally out of character
So you are not normally so stressed then? What has upset you most, the murder, the Hungarian or the final being cancelled?
Oh and I think you're right, the heating is a bit dodgy, it was scorching in room 465 last night
*quivers lip*
I'm normally calm in moments of stress, last night was just too much! Of course the murder upset me the most, a man died for gods sake.
I was in the next room 466, did you hear any banging?
Not really, I had a lot of grunting and groaning with the odd coyote type wail thrown in. Did you get any of that?
best just to laugh or you'll be on a sticky middle wicket oh hang on! That's exactly where I'd like to be
You're beginning to sound like Vi depsperate
And it sure is sticky now
LBW? Little blushing wench
Careful there! Some of them plugs may not be fully bedded in yet
Button it Moustachio nut.
So ...is it true that you and Reeda have been doing the horizontal tango? It's about time you trimmed that caterpillar of yours .....it seems to be effecting your eyesight. You do know she's like....at least 40 don't ya?
*runs to slap more make up on*
Not really, I had a lot of grunting and groaning with the odd coyote type wail thrown in. Did you get any of that?
Yes I did, I think one of the pipes must have been well blocked
Well Mr Duck were you not really worried that all of those sparkley costumes might not give some hopeful people the wrong idea about your sexuality
Don't you be worrying about that matey
If anyone starts to get the wrong idea..... I just show a glimpse of me rippling dancers muscles.....
....and bust a few moves....
Doesn't really work when you do it though Marcus......
..... must terrify those poor little kiddies.
Careful you don't crush the flowers with a pose like that Duck. An d FGS put some clothes on
Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,
Curse Crane for getting himself killed,
Well saying as he show ain't going on I will slip into something more comfortable
.....
Been there, done that, got the lockjaw.....
Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,
Curse Crane for getting himself killed,
Any mention of my pay cheque?
Hey there Eileen. I've been hoping to catch up with you. What did you mean when you said you and Crane were "special friends"? Were you and the Crane dude getting rude or to what do you allude?
Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,
Curse Crane for getting himself killed,
I'm sure he didn't plan on getting killed, did he?
Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,
Curse Crane for getting himself killed,
Any mention of my pay cheque?
Have you got the same 'crap with money' gene as your relative in Vegas??
Well saying as he show ain't going on I will slip into something more comfortable
*slips into a coma to save poor eyes*
Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,
Curse Crane for getting himself killed,
Cancelling this show could mean the end of your career as well I bet Eileen? You being a bit old and past it like. What are you going to do now it's over?
Have I missed anything? I have been holed up with the programme's sponsors, They are not happy. Cancelling this show could end in a huge law suit,
Curse Crane for getting himself killed,
I'm sure he didn't plan on getting killed, did he?
Well I would hope not, but perhaps it was an accident that went wrong...
Any connection to his exotic bedroom tastes??
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