Not sure Brisket!!!!

*sweeps in wearing Ray Bans*

What a awful night, I've had little sleep   What with the death of poor Crane and constent banging on my bedrrom wall, the pipes in this hotel need to be checked

*takes notes*

*Hmmm not a lot of Cleaners wear Ray Bans.. Impressive establishment.*

Cleaner, how rude! I am the face of News at Nine Thirty, and unfortunately through lack of sleep over poor Crane and non stop banging through the night, I've had to cover my delicate eyes

Oh yeah your the news reader, sorry it's just I'm used to studying other parts of you on the floor.

Pleased we cleared that up Love the shirt by the way, do you often have trouble with wasps?

Iv'e had to swat a pest or two in my time but I'm  man enough for it.

I get the impression you love the attention

What man wouldn't gorgeous 

I can't read your expression for the tan Marcus, but I'm sure I'll work you out

*wanders in...hears the two oldies flirting...gags...runs out*

*staggers in briefly after reeda threw me out of her room it's not my fault the management are incompetent -  had to spend half the night waiting for the keys to room 491

*clutches pills tightly and looks for the nearest  bar to get a' large sex on the beach cocktail' to wash them down with

*looks nervously around*

god i am soo glad that 'orrible man is dead - dreadful bully

scurries out*

I have no idea what this thread is about but I keep singing the Sophie Ellis Bextor song. Thanks for that.

As you were!

EUEWWWWWWWWWW - gulps down two more pills hearing marcus

*sigh* feel spaced out - will flit away to my room - must find my clothes think i left them in reedas room

*fiddles nervously*

Maybe I chose the wrong girl

I can see Out for a Duck is going to work his way through the team players. Hmm bars not open yet... No problem for a man with my talents.

Ahh I remember who Mr Duckout reminds me of 

Oh lord, a half naked Hungarian has-been, a sleazy bi-sexual/bi-curious/bygone era judge, a slightly past it but still just about getting away with it newsreader and a cricketer whose libido is far higher than any of his test scores (but I would...again). Why can I never be around any of these straight forward crimes I keep reading about? Where do all these flipping weirdo's keep coming from??

You called?

You missed out the smoking hot Latino types Hon  

As did you, several times if my memory serves me right 

*swishes sleek hair back*

I certainly did Vilma Wilma, there was only so much fidgeting and V's one can take at silly o'clock in the morning.

You ran away so quickly after I threw the lamp, I so wanted us to have a chat too. Hopefully I'll catch up with you later, and have a glass or three.

With that moustache?? Good job you don't dance with Wilma, she would deflate quicker than Richard Branson's balloon if you poked her in the wrong place.

Has anyone read the Daily Sin today?

Do you think it's true? Have the cancelled the final? NOW? In the week I finally perfected my tango?

(thanks Vi. )

Damb and Drat that Crane has succeeded in ruining everyones life even by dying. How the hell did the killer have such bad timing? Now that's interesting! Who had least to lose from the Competition being cancelled.. This needs consideration.

What? No show? NO SHOW? How can I get the show on the go if there ain't no show to go with the flow? Why did Crane have to go and get his damn self killed before the big night couldn't he have waited till the show was over?

but..... but...... but I was gonna showcase my best creations to date. although I won't be upset not to have to smell the fumes from the tango  tanning session

I thought the show always goes on - darn that Crane

Interesting question Marcus (and interesting outfit )......... Who had least to lose? Hmmm ...

ALSO! Who had the most to gain? A-HA!!!

*sits back, smoulders, and feels all cleverer*

Cancelled Emmanuel and I had just perfected our engache too, it was magnifcent ...

*sticks tissues under Ray Bans to stop tear stains*

Ooh yum! Pass us some.

HA...I sound like Woody.

Hey Dazzler while your earwigging on me you might as well feed my curiosity.

Just why would s sapping strapping sportsman like yourself agree to take part in a show like the Dance Factor?

Judging by the shoe in his head, I'd say he didn't have an awful lot of choice in the matter.

Did Crane have to approve your costumes??

Do you know any technical terms in the art of dance Dazzler, or does your knowledge just stretch to Howzat

My detecting skills obviously rubbed off on you last night, along with various other bits of me  

Anyone seen Vilma Wilma? I was hoping for a little chat and to apologise for missing her with the lamp throwing her out of my room this morning

The show is cancelled 

You were backstage when Cowl met his end Roxy, You didn't have anything to do with passing did you?  

In the habit of throwing things at people are you?? Bet you don't normally miss, do you?