Oh well done Dazzler, let's celebrate in your dressing room 

Oooooh....who was your ex-wife Emsey? Someone we know?

OOORRR!!! Do you mean Cowl met her first behind your back like? Did the dirty old man steal your wife?

See Vi.....quick learner!

You're on.

Just don't mention to Wilma....she seems the jealous type......

The haciander club in Soho and Kensington Hilton - +  taught ballroom at Betty plants  - dancing school

It's cos I know my boss is loitering somewhere around here, I have to appear professional even though I want to rip your clothes off.

Ooooh, did Mrs Dodgy Moustache leave Mr Dodgy Moustache for the Dead Dude?

Tipsy, she won Dance Factor last year 

Did you not watch it?

Did he give the dirty heel a heel in the head?

Nope, I was far too busy catching crabs criminals.

Nah it's a crap programme innit? Unless you're on it and raking in the magazine spreads of course.    

So what's happened to Tipsy then? She not in it anymore?

*paso dobles over towards Vi*

*Pulls chair closer to monitor* 

Stop stealing my facial movements moustache boy

*wibbles a bit, chest heaves a lot, panties need changing*

On that note I think it's time to retire to my hotel room.

*whispers* Room 465 Vi

*books into 466*  Sunday Special in the Daily Sin

*follows Dazzler at discreet distance and vows to solve murder in the morning....or afternoon, depending how good Dazzler is with his middle wicket*

*follows Vi and a discreet distance* 

decides to retreat as well - room 466 so i can hear dazzler

 The investigation will continue tomorrow!

you'll be in with me you daft tart, the rooms gone 

Can someone explain this to me please? What is this game?

It's a murder mystery game Jonesey. We did one earlier in the year and enjoyed it so are doing another one.

See if you can guess who dunnit!  Quite a few FMs joined in last time and apparently really enjoyed it.

Right i will keep watching.

Ummmmmm....****Do Red stilettos clash with a pink suit?......****

That fekkin Real dunnit.

Am I hot?.......

 Well there have been rumours.....

Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:

 ****Sprays bleach over screen****....No, no, no.........I ,mean't, is the clue in No No No.......or have'nt you got a 'Real' clue?....... x

*****Am I overthinking this....ummmmm******

Effing hell I could not sleep at all last night. Two hyenas managed to book the room next to mine. One was chewing on a bone and the dog shouting "Don't chew it suck it bitch" I want a move from 464

*staggers out of room 465...rubs jaw and tries to close mouth....worries about lockjaw....vows to go on low salt diet...eventually....looks around for the Big Boss Lady.....heads towards exit....wonders how John Wayne walked like this all the time and whether knees will ever meet again*

I'm wondering if....   jealousy and hurt feelings are involved here.

And vanity of course.

I'm thinking sequins, glitter, exotic costumes.

I'm thinking someone's feelings have been hurt  - terribly.

You spend many hours and days on planning and completing your wonderful, exciting, glittering, sparkling, brief and flimsy costume, - then someone comes along and insults it.

You'd be hurt and angry.

It may not upset you and me but some people who live and breath the world of ballroom dancing are more obsessed.

p.s. I like Matt Baker's bottom.

Me too.

*hastily scribbles Briskets thoughts into efficient looking notepad...makes good sense does Brisket*

*swaggers out of room 465.....hastily stops swaggering as knees give way*

*calls out weakly*   heeeelp....

Don't we all... stand in line!

Baz   you caught me out!

Incidentally will somebody tell me if my musings should have been posted in the other thread.

I don't want to spoil the murder game by posting wrongly.  Thanks.

You should know that by now