Ooooooh I forgot about Woody.   It could be Woody.   I bet it's Woody

Ooooooh I forgot about Woody.   It could be Woody.   I bet it's Woody

 Emmanuel Handler

As favourite to win Dance Factor, it seemed you’d have no reason to want Crane dead. After all, it was his high scores and vote rigging that got you into the final. But even that wasn’t enough to make you forget how he destroyed your marriage and revenge was never far from your mind. You knew you couldn’t risk injuring yourself and jeopardising your shot at the Golden Shoe, however, which is why you decided killing Crane could wait until after the competition was over.

YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lol

Ye of little faith 

You change your mind more times than Vi changes her knickers

So did I....started celebrating a touch too early!!!

You change your mind more times than Vi changes her knickers

It's gonna be him you know that don't you? Why else would Hoochie leave him to the end.

I know!!! Setting me up for a fall.

*rings for cab*

I know!!! Setting me up for a fall.

*rings for cab*Camp.

I know!!! Setting me up for a fall.

*rings for cab*

Roxy Rhinestone

No one appreciated how hard you worked. When the music played, they disappeared into the spotlight while you waited like Cinderella in the wings. But Crane was like your Fairy Godmother and the money he offered you to include a few “loose stitches” in your creations was too good to be true. In fact, it wasn’t true and after he’d collected his winnings he refused to give you anything. He was asking for trouble but, luckily for you, someone else got there first...

YOU DID NOT KILL CRANE.

Roxy Rhinestone

No one appreciated how hard you worked. When the music played, they disappeared into the spotlight while you waited like Cinderella in the wings. But Crane was like your Fairy Godmother and the money he offered you to include a few “loose stitches” in your creations was too good to be true. In fact, it wasn’t true and after he’d collected his winnings he refused to give you anything. He was asking for trouble but, luckily for you, someone else got there first...

YOU DID NOT KILL CRANE.

Roxy Rhinestone

No one appreciated how hard you worked. When the music played, they disappeared into the spotlight while you waited like Cinderella in the wings. But Crane was like your Fairy Godmother and the money he offered you to include a few “loose stitches” in your creations was too good to be true. In fact, it wasn’t true and after he’d collected his winnings he refused to give you anything. He was asking for trouble but, luckily for you, someone else got there first...

YOU DID NOT KILL CRANE.

Speaking of rings.. where the hells Reeda 

Roxy Rhinestone

No one appreciated how hard you worked. When the music played, they disappeared into the spotlight while you waited like Cinderella in the wings. But Crane was like your Fairy Godmother and the money he offered you to include a few “loose stitches” in your creations was too good to be true. In fact, it wasn’t true and after he’d collected his winnings he refused to give you anything. He was asking for trouble but, luckily for you, someone else got there first...

YOU DID NOT KILL CRANE.

Roxy Rhinestone

No one appreciated how hard you worked. When the music played, they disappeared into the spotlight while you waited like Cinderella in the wings. But Crane was like your Fairy Godmother and the money he offered you to include a few “loose stitches” in your creations was too good to be true. In fact, it wasn’t true and after he’d collected his winnings he refused to give you anything. He was asking for trouble but, luckily for you, someone else got there first...

YOU DID NOT KILL CRANE.

*accidentally drops sheet of paper from file*

*accidentally drops sheet of paper from file*

1 2 3 4 calling off the bird war  

The Duck is going to get dumped

Woody Leave

After decades in the entertainment biz, you’ve established yourself as a firm favourite in the hearts of the viewers. But although most think of you as “evergreen”, there are those who would describe you more as “gangrene” and no matter how much you insisted there was life in the old dog yet, the powers-that-be at television studios were growing more and more concerned that you were past your sell-by date.

Still, with no one in the running to replace you, you’d managed to hang on for a few more years. That is until Crane Breville-Cowl set his sights on your presenting job. Not satisfied with his supporting role on the judges panel, he decided to put himself forward as your replacement and the television executives were only too happy to accept.

It’s a pity Crane didn’t count on you fighting back. He assumed, like everyone else, that you were too frail and old to bother doing anything about it. He was wrong. As far as you were concerned, there was only one thing for it. You had to get Crane out of the picture. So you visited him in his dressing room, under the pretence of discussing a shared presenting role, and then you attacked him with the red stiletto you’d stolen from the costume department.

Your rock climbing experience meant you were strong enough to easily overpower him and a stiletto wasn’t that different to a crampon. Afterwards, you cleaned yourself up and returned to the party, confident that no one would be able to pin his death on you.

Unfortunately, you made one mistake.

You repeatedly told people that you would never be seen dead in Crane’s dressing room, and you made up a convincing alibi for the time of the murder. But then you went and ruined it all by producing a clue you’d found in Crane’s bin. It was a small error, but it cost you big time. Now that everyone knows what you’ve done, you’ll never work in showbusiness again!

CUFF HIM ….. Superintendent Vi !! 

Woody Leave

After decades in the entertainment biz, you’ve established yourself as a firm favourite in the hearts of the viewers. But although most think of you as “evergreen”, there are those who would describe you more as “gangrene” and no matter how much you insisted there was life in the old dog yet, the powers-that-be at television studios were growing more and more concerned that you were past your sell-by date.

Still, with no one in the running to replace you, you’d managed to hang on for a few more years. That is until Crane Breville-Cowl set his sights on your presenting job. Not satisfied with his supporting role on the judges panel, he decided to put himself forward as your replacement and the television executives were only too happy to accept.

It’s a pity Crane didn’t count on you fighting back. He assumed, like everyone else, that you were too frail and old to bother doing anything about it. He was wrong. As far as you were concerned, there was only one thing for it. You had to get Crane out of the picture. So you visited him in his dressing room, under the pretence of discussing a shared presenting role, and then you attacked him with the red stiletto you’d stolen from the costume department.

Your rock climbing experience meant you were strong enough to easily overpower him and a stiletto wasn’t that different to a crampon. Afterwards, you cleaned yourself up and returned to the party, confident that no one would be able to pin his death on you.

Unfortunately, you made one mistake.

You repeatedly told people that you would never be seen dead in Crane’s dressing room, and you made up a convincing alibi for the time of the murder. But then you went and ruined it all by producing a clue you’d found in Crane’s bin. It was a small error, but it cost you big time. Now that everyone knows what you’ve done, you’ll never work in showbusiness again!

CUFF HIM ….. Superintendent Vi !! 

The Duck is going to get dumped

*nips out while Vi is still in a state of shock*

*nips out while Vi is still in a state of shock*

I knew that you were innocent Roxy 

a stiletto wasn’t that different to a crampon.