Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
I don't expect I accept. I can bat for both sides darling, don't underestimate MH!
Do you dress for the occassion too Marcus ?
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Or
Dazzy - vot do you expect from this woman
Vilma I mean Wilma, renind me of what you studied at Oxford please
history 
going to do my PHD in Caribbean royatly comparing it with the Stuarts and Shakespeare's portrayal of marriage in the tragedy plays
do snaffles count in this fred
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
I'm sure you could persuade me to come up with a few things Mr Duck Dazzler. Is that your cricket bat in your pants darling?
Viiiiiiiiiiiii
*tries not to laugh at sight of old knackered kiddies dance teacher drooling over fit and toned cricketer*
Don't worry Dazzler, he's too old to catch you, but you can always get inside behind me....
Your welcome to The Bat Vi just don't wear it out! and less of the old.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
speek for yourself Dazzler - i have first class degree
i am very intelligent - jjjust sooo nervous
Aww I wasn't including you in that Wilma darlin' 
You and me outsmart the rest of them on the dance floor don't we 'eh? 
I've been meaning to ask you Wilma.....how come you ended up on a show like Dance Factor when you studied at Oxford? How did you get this job?
I still want to know what kind of dancing she did whilst at uni.
ballroom ,belly dancing and disco - although i vas ballet trained in Hungary
i decided to concentrate on ballroom - because it vas like a second skeeen for me - i took to it like a duck to vater and found dazzler duck
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
The question is Roxy Rhinstone.......did you make him wear a stiletto in his skull?
Me? Why on Gods green Earth would I kill old Crane - he was my boss and for all his faults I kinda liked the guy
Turns swiftly (its the dance moves.) Faults eh?Lets hear about those faults.. Anything we should know to help us find the killer perhaps?
the guy was a little pushy - you know 
had a habit of making you do things you didn't feel capable of doing
and before you ask - creating outfits to make the 'stars of the show' look good which was pretty impossible given the awful dance routines they performed 
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
do snaffles count in this fred
I'll have a few with cheese please.
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Or
Dazzy - vot do you expect from this woman
Vilma I mean Wilma, renind me of what you studied at Oxford please
history going to do my PHD in Caribbean royatly comparing it with the Stuarts and Shakespeare's portrayal of marriage in the tragedy plays
Interesting
*makes notes*
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
do snaffles count in this fred
no behave yourself
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
The question is Roxy Rhinstone.......did you make him wear a stiletto in his skull?
Me? Why on Gods green Earth would I kill old Crane - he was my boss and for all his faults I kinda liked the guy
Turns swiftly (its the dance moves.) Faults eh?Lets hear about those faults.. Anything we should know to help us find the killer perhaps?
the guy was a little pushy - you know had a habit of making you do things you didn't feel capable of doing
and before you ask - creating outfits to make the 'stars of the show' look good which was pretty impossible given the awful dance routines they performed
Tell me about it. I had to judge them. Some 10 year olds were better than Dazzler and co.
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
do snaffles count in this fred
no behave yourself
Surely she means a znaffle?
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Kinda? I ain't no English language genius or nuffin...... but that's not a great friendship level there is it?
How was your relationship with him? Was he as horrible with you as he was with Holly Wicklepicker?
Sorry Dazz honey I was so mesmerised by your bat I didn't hear the question 
He could be pushy about what he wanted and sometimes he shouted and my God the stare of distain is the worst I've ever seen (he reserved that for the dancers not me you understand)
Crane knew I was a little gem 
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
ballroom ,belly dancing and disco - although i vas ballet trained in Hungary
i decided to concentrate on ballroom - because it vas like a second skeeen for me - i took to it like a duck to vater and found dazzler duck
So how did you make money out of dancing then? Even I know uni isn't cheap and I can't see how ballroom, belly and disco dancing are going to earn you much.
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Tell me about it. I had to judge them. Some 10 year olds were better than Dazzler and co.
To give you your dues...you're a good judge Marcus. Always fair you are mate. 
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
do snaffles count in this fred
no behave yourself
Surely she means a znaffle?
Did I just insult myself?
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Your welcome to The Bat Vi just don't wear it out! and less of the old.
I shall oil it up and warm it up with a few practise strokes.
Well It seems Crane went around upsetting a lot of people. It's going to take a while to sort this out. In the mean time I need to go lay down and try to get over the shock. I haven't been paid yet! You can tell the cops I am in my room.
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Sorry Dazz honey I was so mesmerised by your bat I didn't hear the question
He could be pushy about what he wanted and sometimes he shouted and my God the stare of distain is the worst I've ever seen (he reserved that for the dancers not me you understand)
Crane knew I was a little gem
How did you get the job on Dance Factor then?
Right.....I think we've piddled around long enough.........VI...... I think you should do a prince charming and see if that stiletto fits one of our feet.
*does a little twinkle toed dance with his size 14 feet*
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
You can tell the cops I am in my room.
I'm not sure the cops will be interested
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Right.....I think we've piddled around long enough.........VI...... I think you should do a prince charming and see if that stiletto fits one of our feet.
*does a little twinkle toed dance with his size 14 feet*
wonders if Dazzler takes a broad fitting and how the hell are they going to work out the size of a shoe with just a heel.... willow head
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Tell me about it. I had to judge them. Some 10 year olds were better than Dazzler and co.
To give you your dues...you're a good judge Marcus. Always fair you are mate.
Narrows Eyes at The Duck.. I saw that!
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
do snaffles count in this fred
I'll have a few with cheese please.
ooooooooooocheesy znaffles
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Tell me about it. I had to judge them. Some 10 year olds were better than Dazzler and co.
To give you your dues...you're a good judge Marcus. Always fair you are mate.
Narrows Eyes at The Duck.. I saw that!
narrows eyes at marcous - leave vat duck alone
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
and how the hell are they going to work out the size of a shoe with just a heel.... willow head
What? Just a heel? Who the heck pulled a heel off a shoe then?
*peeks under Reeda's dress to see if she's missing owt*
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Right.....I think we've piddled around long enough.........VI...... I think you should do a prince charming and see if that stiletto fits one of our feet.
*does a little twinkle toed dance with his size 14 feet*
Oh Dazzler, you really haven't got the hang of this detecting lark, have you?? There are 100's of pairs of shoes just thrown all over this place, just because the shoe might fit someone, doesn't mean they did it. Mind you, they do say 'If the shoe fits....'. Hmmmmmmm, I think we should hunt out the other shoe in the pair though, no one will want to try a murder weapon on, will they??
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
You can tell the cops I am in my room.
I'm not sure the cops will be interested
Probably not, I'm innocent enough - That bat of your could drive a stiletto in quite deep though Dazzy boy
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Well It seems Crane went around upsetting a lot of people. It's going to take a while to sort this out. In the mean time I need to go lay down and try to get over the shock. I haven't been paid yet! You can tell the cops I am in my room.
I'm trying not to imagine what he's up to in his room....
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
ballroom ,belly dancing and disco - although i vas ballet trained in Hungary
i decided to concentrate on ballroom - because it vas like a second skeeen for me - i took to it like a duck to vater and found dazzler duck
So how did you make money out of dancing then? Even I know uni isn't cheap and I can't see how ballroom, belly and disco dancing are going to earn you much.
i had a student loan - i have leeved here for 7 years but there is only me and my mother - so got a full grant and the dancing paid vell - ÂĢ20.00 a night for 3 nights a week - 440 a month
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Right.....I think we've piddled around long enough.........VI...... I think you should do a prince charming and see if that stiletto fits one of our feet.
*does a little twinkle toed dance with his size 14 feet*
wonders if Dazzler takes a broad fitting and how the hell are they going to work out the size of a shoe with just a heel.... willow head
All you need to do is find a shoe without it's heel.....lard arse.
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
and how the hell are they going to work out the size of a shoe with just a heel.... willow head
What? Just a heel? Who the heck pulled a heel off a shoe then?
*peeks under Reeda's dress to see if she's missing owt*
Do you want one of your balls hit for six There's nothing missing up there Dazzler, it's all original (
) I'm assuming it was just the heel, but I have been known to be wrong
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
ballroom ,belly dancing and disco - although i vas ballet trained in Hungary
i decided to concentrate on ballroom - because it vas like a second skeeen for me - i took to it like a duck to vater and found dazzler duck
So how did you make money out of dancing then? Even I know uni isn't cheap and I can't see how ballroom, belly and disco dancing are going to earn you much.
i had a student loan - i have leeved here for 7 years but there is only me and my mother - so got a full grant and the dancing paid vell - ÂĢ20.00 a night for 3 nights a week - 440 a month
But where were you dancing and for whom????
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Right.....I think we've piddled around long enough.........VI...... I think you should do a prince charming and see if that stiletto fits one of our feet.
*does a little twinkle toed dance with his size 14 feet*
wonders if Dazzler takes a broad fitting and how the hell are they going to work out the size of a shoe with just a heel.... willow head
All you need to do is find a shoe without it's heel.....lard arse.
Nice meeting you fat gob *flutters eyelashes*
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Oh Dazzler, you really haven't got the hang of this detecting lark, have you?? There are 100's of pairs of shoes just thrown all over this place, just because the shoe might fit someone, doesn't mean they did it. Mind you, they do say 'If the shoe fits....'. Hmmmmmmm, I think we should hunt out the other shoe in the pair though, no one will want to try a murder weapon on, will they??
I'm quite new at this lark Vi I'm a quick learner though.
I'm gonna go looking for blood splatter up all the girls skirts. I reckon this is a female crime this. No self respecting man would kill someone with a bloody stiletto!
Mind you.... no self respecting woman would get her stilettos all bloody.
That's it Vi! It must be Marcus. Case solved.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Sorry Dazz honey I was so mesmerised by your bat I didn't hear the question
He could be pushy about what he wanted and sometimes he shouted and my God the stare of distain is the worst I've ever seen (he reserved that for the dancers not me you understand)
Crane knew I was a little gem
How did you get the job on Dance Factor then?
well I've done a number of costumes for BBC productions SCP (Strictly Come Prancing) (Blame Academy) and one or two for British made films.
Crane liked my 80s inspired creations - he said it made the stars glimmer and shine. Personally I think the dirty old devil liked oggling young women in boob tubes He contacted me and begged asked me to design the costumes for this show. How could I refuse?
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
But where were you dancing and for whom????
For whom? For whooooom? Wow I love a posh bird me.
*takes notes for the Daily Sin*
also needs a vodka
All these questions have given me a headache I think I need a lie down. I shall be back stage in my ready room if anyone needs me. 
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
sorry are you having trouble with my questions? It's just that you haven't answered them - shall I repeat them in words of one syllable so you'll understand?
H-o-w w-e-l-l d-i-d y-o-u k-n-o-w C-r-a-n-e?
Let's just say that we met through my ex-wife