I'm gonna sh*t medef
Huh?
That's not even Australian!!!
s instead of d
mesef??? I still don't get it.
WILMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...come and translate please!!!
There's a sentence I never thought I'd say
I'm gonna sh*t medef
Huh?
That's not even Australian!!!
s instead of d
mesef??? I still don't get it.
WILMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...come and translate please!!!
There's a sentence I never thought I'd say
I'm gonna sh*t medef
Huh?
That's not even Australian!!!
s instead of d
with an L thrown in for good measure
I've missed the L out too Duck feck off go away
It's the blue carpet in The Hotel it's disracting me, I used to have it
Eileen, Reeda, Dazzler, Wilma and myself all had alibis.
Woody is just too freaking old (Cowl would have had to give him a hand)
Marcus would have had to us a pink stilleto (he's that camp)
So that only leaves Roxy who seems to be obcessed with red stilletos..
especially me wearing them.
Oh and the whole rigging thing
I've missed the L out too Duck feck off go away
It's the blue carpet in The Hotel it's disracting me, I used to have it
t?
I can feel a gameshow coming on.
Ooooh...didn't delete quick enough there Reeda!!!!!
with an L thrown in for good measure
changes accusations
Holds hands up..... I am pissed
Eileen, Reeda, Dazzler, Wilma and myself all had alibis.
Woody is just too freaking old (Cowl would have had to give him a hand)
Marcus would have had to us a pink stilleto (he's that camp)
So that only leaves Roxy who seems to be obcessed with red stilletos..
especially me wearing them.
Oh and the whole rigging thing
You have got to be joking
with an L thrown in for good measure
changes accusations
Vi did it, in the bedroom, with a candlestick
with an L thrown in for good measure
changes accusations
*gulp* no need to make it 3 for 3
Holds hands up..... I am pissed
Thought so
Whos's Roxy?
with an L thrown in for good measure
changes accusations
Vi did it, in the bedroom, with a candlestick
often
Vi did it, in the bedroom, with a candlestick
She sure did!
Eileen, Reeda, Dazzler, Wilma and myself all had alibis.
Woody is just too freaking old (Cowl would have had to give him a hand)
Marcus would have had to us a pink stilleto (he's that camp)
So that only leaves Roxy who seems to be obcessed with red stilletos..
especially me wearing them.
Oh and the whole rigging thing
Ooooh....I don't think anyone has ever agreed with me before
Holds hands up..... I am pissed
Thought so
correct
with an L thrown in for good measure
changes accusations
Vi did it, in the bedroom, with a candlestick
Every night!!
Holds hands up..... I am pissed
Really? Couldn't tell.
Vi did it, in the bedroom, with a candlestick
She sure did!
Thought you were walking funny
Vi did it, in the bedroom, with a candlestick
She sure did!
where do i post my accusation please
Well ladies and gentlemen these are Roxyâs rambles thoughts on who did it in her best Hercule Poirot leetle grey cells way
Here are the facts: There was no struggle put up by Crane so he knew and was comfortable with the assailant. The murder weapon was a red stiletto, the heel of which was sharpened. Crane was heard to say âItâs a bit crampedâ and various other mumblings before he was kebabed by said shoe. Let us remember that a stiletto is not a normal weapon of choice, so who went to the trouble of sharpening it? Someone with a lot of patience but the fatal blow was delivered with anger and passion!
Let me look at the suspects in turn and say why I think they did or didnât do this monstrous deed:
Eileen a judge on the show who made a mistake and fell in love with Crane after a love affair of one weeks duration. Eileen poor Eileen was dumped for being crap in the sack but would she kill him for that? No I think she had too much dignity for that. Sheâs not the murderer.
Reeda a dancer on the show who normally reads the news. Crane made a bet that she and Emma Emmanuel would reach the final and they did with my help. Does Reeda have any talent or did she sleep her way to the top? She was writing a meaty tomb and her publisher was going to publish it after competition. Was Crane going to put an end to it? Itâs true that the book is worth more now thereâs been a murder! But remember Crane did give her good marks in the competition and was fixing it for her and Duck boy to win. So no Sheâs not the murderer. I canât help wondering would a woman take the time to sharpen a heel?
*Jumps* I really shouldnât do this while watching Salemâs Lot â itâs scaring the bejesus out of me!
Weâll come back to Wima.
Now for the men:
Marcus a Judge. He minces about a lot but is that just a ruse? He knew Crane 20 years ago at a dance academy. Heâs always trying to get us to believe that the murder was nothing to do with the competition. Well he could be right. Is the shoe subterfuge as he states? Crane was going to replace Marcus in a Razzamatazza wotsit show. He was also hurt with a bunch of red stilettos â did he keep one? Were Marcus and Eileen in on the vote rigging â they must have known what Crane was up to even though Crane was the Head judge when casting votes? Was he fed up of Crane taking centre stage? However, would he seriously wait for years and years to do Crane in? Heâs had ample opportunity to do so but hasnât. No heâs not the murderer.
Woody the show host. He claims heâs going to be on the Ice Factor show and was about to be replaced with Crane as a younger version of him on Dance Factor. He was sacked from this job for spying on the young dancers. The perv Likes to sit in the wardrobe department âfeeling upâ the costume material â especially silk. The freak! Finds it funny that both Marcus and Crane's careers were ended by a red stiletto. I have to agree with him on that point. Woody possibly could be moving on to bigger and he thinks better things. Would he leave? You bet ya, but although it would be an embarrassment to be sacked from the show, he had other eggs in the basket so no I donât think heâs the murderer.
Dazzler aka Duck boy a dancer and crappy cricketer. The only thing he takes in the slips is Vi. Has stated on many occasions that cheats make him angry. Could he have flipped when he found out that the competition was rigged for Emmanuel and Reeda to win???? Alas I fear he is all mouth no trousers (and not because Vi dislodged them). If you ask me, Duck boy doesnât have the brain capacity to do it? I did wonder if his large physic is what Crane was referring to in his dressing room, but no I still donât think heâs the murderer.
All the suspects have stated where they allegedly were when the murder took place:
Emmanuel was with Wilma in her dressing room. Marcus states he was alone in his dressing room. Woody was in my storage cupboard in the costume department. Duck boy claims he was doing telephone interview but doesnât say where could have been on a mobile. Reeda was being helped into a Basque by Eileen in my costume department. I as you know, was retrieving dresses from Emmanuelâs dressing room.
Now ladies and gentlemen we come to the two suspects who I feel had the biggest reason for icing Crane.
Wilma our Hungarian Orxford educated dancer. 1st class degree in wringing hands and popping pills with a voddy chaser. She says Crane was a bully towards her. She also had a Hungarian boyfriend who turned out to be a transgender. Former 3 times world champion dancer but has had a breakdown and has big problems. I have every sympathy for her past troubles but could stress have made her flip? Crane caused her breakdown, even making her pay so a story about her transgender ex-boyfriend didnât get into papers. Wilma says she was bullied and would have us believe she too drugged up and drunk to take out Crane. But were those pills sweeties and was she drinking water? She did seem to confuddle us all with her Hungarian Oxford accent a lot! However, I think sheâs been manipulated by every man sheâs met â used and abused and I think she was so drugged up by the person who did kill Crane. She was so drugged up she wouldnât have know what day it was and would unwittingly have provided an alibi for the murder. So no I do not believe that she is the murder.
The murderer is:
Emmanuel. His ex-wife Tipsy Topplova had affair with Crane. He likes to wear womenâs clothes and shoes. Not a crime I hear you say and yes that's true. I feel it is a little suspicious that Crane kept giving you high scores a year after your marriage had finished. Latin and hot headed you felt emasculated by your transvestite tendancies. Furthermore, you felt humiliated that Crane taunted you about them and he heaped further embarrassment that your own wife had an affair with your tormenter. You profess to love Reeda yet on the night of the murder you were with Wilma where you incapacitated her with booze and pills to provide yourself with an alibi just so you could sneak off and do Crane in.
Emmanuel, you mishandled Crane with your meaty tomb and sharpened red stiletto and did him in.
NB: credit goes to Syd for the loan of the yellow chap with the magnifying glass.
Holds hands up..... I am pissed
Really? Couldn't tell.
Only thing you will have got right
*books cab to station*
Well ladies and gentlemen these are Roxyâs rambles thoughts on who did it in her best Hercule Poirot leetle grey cells way
Here are the facts: There was no struggle put up by Crane so he knew and was comfortable with the assailant. The murder weapon was a red stiletto, the heel of which was sharpened. Crane was heard to say âItâs a bit crampedâ and various other mumblings before he was kebabed by said shoe. Let us remember that a stiletto is not a normal weapon of choice, so who went to the trouble of sharpening it? Someone with a lot of patience but the fatal blow was delivered with anger and passion!
Let me look at the suspects in turn and say why I think they did or didnât do this monstrous deed:
Eileen a judge on the show who made a mistake and fell in love with Crane after a love affair of one weeks duration. Eileen poor Eileen was dumped for being crap in the sack but would she kill him for that? No I think she had too much dignity for that. Sheâs not the murderer.
Reeda a dancer on the show who normally reads the news. Crane made a bet that she and Emma Emmanuel would reach the final and they did with my help. Does Reeda have any talent or did she sleep her way to the top? She was writing a meaty tomb and her publisher was going to publish it after competition. Was Crane going to put an end to it? Itâs true that the book is worth more now thereâs been a murder! But remember Crane did give her good marks in the competition and was fixing it for her and Duck boy to win. So no Sheâs not the murderer. I canât help wondering would a woman take the time to sharpen a heel?
*Jumps* I really shouldnât do this while watching Salemâs Lot â itâs scaring the bejesus out of me!
Weâll come back to Wima.
Now for the men:
Marcus a Judge. He minces about a lot but is that just a ruse? He knew Crane 20 years ago at a dance academy. Heâs always trying to get us to believe that the murder was nothing to do with the competition. Well he could be right. Is the shoe subterfuge as he states? Crane was going to replace Marcus in a Razzamatazza wotsit show. He was also hurt with a bunch of red stilettos â did he keep one? Were Marcus and Eileen in on the vote rigging â they must have known what Crane was up to even though Crane was the Head judge when casting votes? Was he fed up of Crane taking centre stage? However, would he seriously wait for years and years to do Crane in? Heâs had ample opportunity to do so but hasnât. No heâs not the murderer.
Woody the show host. He claims heâs going to be on the Ice Factor show and was about to be replaced with Crane as a younger version of him on Dance Factor. He was sacked from this job for spying on the young dancers. The perv Likes to sit in the wardrobe department âfeeling upâ the costume material â especially silk. The freak! Finds it funny that both Marcus and Crane's careers were ended by a red stiletto. I have to agree with him on that point. Woody possibly could be moving on to bigger and he thinks better things. Would he leave? You bet ya, but although it would be an embarrassment to be sacked from the show, he had other eggs in the basket so no I donât think heâs the murderer.
Dazzler aka Duck boy a dancer and crappy cricketer. The only thing he takes in the slips is Vi. Has stated on many occasions that cheats make him angry. Could he have flipped when he found out that the competition was rigged for Emmanuel and Reeda to win???? Alas I fear he is all mouth no trousers (and not because Vi dislodged them). If you ask me, Duck boy doesnât have the brain capacity to do it? I did wonder if his large physic is what Crane was referring to in his dressing room, but no I still donât think heâs the murderer.
All the suspects have stated where they allegedly were when the murder took place:
Emmanuel was with Wilma in her dressing room. Marcus states he was alone in his dressing room. Woody was in my storage cupboard in the costume department. Duck boy claims he was doing telephone interview but doesnât say where could have been on a mobile. Reeda was being helped into a Basque by Eileen in my costume department. I as you know, was retrieving dresses from Emmanuelâs dressing room.
Now ladies and gentlemen we come to the two suspects who I feel had the biggest reason for icing Crane.
Wilma our Hungarian Orxford educated dancer. 1st class degree in wringing hands and popping pills with a voddy chaser. She says Crane was a bully towards her. She also had a Hungarian boyfriend who turned out to be a transgender. Former 3 times world champion dancer but has had a breakdown and has big problems. I have every sympathy for her past troubles but could stress have made her flip? Crane caused her breakdown, even making her pay so a story about her transgender ex-boyfriend didnât get into papers. Wilma says she was bullied and would have us believe she too drugged up and drunk to take out Crane. But were those pills sweeties and was she drinking water? She did seem to confuddle us all with her Hungarian Oxford accent a lot! However, I think sheâs been manipulated by every man sheâs met â used and abused and I think she was so drugged up by the person who did kill Crane. She was so drugged up she wouldnât have know what day it was and would unwittingly have provided an alibi for the murder. So no I do not believe that she is the murder.
The murderer is:
Emmanuel. His ex-wife Tipsy Topplova had affair with Crane. He likes to wear womenâs clothes and shoes. Not a crime I hear you say and yes that's true. I feel it is a little suspicious that Crane kept giving you high scores a year after your marriage had finished. Latin and hot headed you felt emasculated by your transvestite tendancies. Furthermore, you felt humiliated that Crane taunted you about them and he heaped further embarrassment that your own wife had an affair with your tormenter. You profess to love Reeda yet on the night of the murder you were with Wilma where you incapacitated her with booze and pills to provide yourself with an alibi just so you could sneak off and do Crane in.
Emmanuel, you mishandled Crane with your meaty tomb and sharpened red stiletto and did him in.
NB: credit goes to Syd for the loan of the yellow chap with the magnifying glass.
I did all that and deleted it
Is anyone still here? It took me a while to read that
I did all that and deleted it
that was a silly thing to do now wasn't it
I have just accused one person
Is anyone still here? It took me a while to read that
Filling in until Eileen can get here besides you should have known from last year that I always do long, comprehensive summations
Reeda will you wait for me?....while I finish reading Roxys tomb
I have just accused one person
Good going cos only one person did it
I have just accused one person
If it's in English that will be good enough!
Even if you are completely wrong.....you deserve to win for that!
Reeda will you wait for me?....while I finish reading Roxys tomb
I have just accused one person
Good going cos only one person did it
ooooooo never mind
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