Not sure what time he was murdered but I was all alone in my dressing room (Which was bigger than Cowls) Although it sounds as if everyone else was having a lot more fun than I was.
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
At the time of the murder I was in Emmanuel's dressing room. I was looking for some dresses. They sometimes turn up there when they go missing 
Emmanuel vos in vy dressing room
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
I've got a question for you all!
*Checks script*
A lot of accusations have been thrown my way this week but since Vi is too much of an idiot or is to busy having her bails taken off 
I'd Like to know exactly what you were doing at the time that Cowl was getting what was coming to him? 
I was with you in my dressing room - i thought a gentleman would never tell
Why were you together??????
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
wanna bet 
I'm prepared to be the official adjudicator
Tape measure at dawn and bring a big un 
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
'd Like to know exactly what you were doing at the time that Cowl was getting what was coming to him? 
I was doing a very important (and well paid) telephone interview with Pink Balls and Pumps magazine. 
Summat to do with men who dance and play sport. 
They were very interested in the size of my hands 
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
wanna bet
I'm prepared to be the official adjudicator
Needs 2 judges I'm game!!!
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
At the time of the murder I was in Emmanuel's dressing room. I was looking for some dresses. They sometimes turn up there when they go missing
Ever found any stray shoes in there?
shoes yes, strays not so far
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
I've got a question for you all!
*Checks script*
A lot of accusations have been thrown my way this week but since Vi is too much of an idiot or is to busy having her bails taken off I'd Like to know exactly what you were doing at the time that Cowl was getting what was coming to him?
Where were you then???
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
At the time of the murder I was in Emmanuel's dressing room. I was looking for some dresses. They sometimes turn up there when they go missing
Ever found any stray shoes in there?
Don't encourage that lying bint 
*eyes glazed* popss a couple more as i remember that lovely night when mannny vas in my dressing voom
Manny many
Vi can 'ave ze duck PAH PAH szep vagy
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
At the time of the murder I was in Emmanuel's dressing room. I was looking for some dresses. They sometimes turn up there when they go missing
Ever found any stray shoes in there?
shoes yes, strays not so far
Ladies shoes??
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
I was with you in my dressing room - i thought a gentleman would never tell
I didn't tell Wilma! I would have taken that secret to the grave or at least to the point of saving my own skin 
Besides.. I thought you were asleep 
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
At the time of the murder I was in Emmanuel's dressing room. I was looking for some dresses. They sometimes turn up there when they go missing
Emmanuel vos in vy dressing room
he may have been but I was in his looking for my dresses
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Vi can 'ave ze duck PAH PAH szep vagy
You're a week too late
Goes to bar for drink notices sign.. OFGS!
I can confirm I was with Eileen in the costume department being squashed fitted into a basque. My norks kept norking Eillen Over
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Besides.. I thought you were asleep
He's no gentleman Wilma
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
I can confirm I was with Eileen in the costume department being squashed fitted into a basque. My norks kept norking Eillen Over
Bet she loved that.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
I've got a question for you all!
*Checks script*
A lot of accusations have been thrown my way this week but since Vi is too much of an idiot or is to busy having her bails taken off I'd Like to know exactly what you were doing at the time that Cowl was getting what was coming to him?
I was with you in my dressing room - i thought a gentleman would never tell
Why were you together??????
* a hazy moment of pillhaze*
dreams dreams apparition mumble jumble
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
I can confirm I was with Eileen in the costume department being squashed fitted into a basque. My norks kept norking Eillen Over
There's that mysterious Australian accent again.
The sheila did it I reckon sport.
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Besides.. I thought you were asleep
He's no gentleman Wilma
I think you may be right there.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
At the time of the murder I was in Emmanuel's dressing room. I was looking for some dresses. They sometimes turn up there when they go missing
Ever found any stray shoes in there?
shoes yes, strays not so far
Ladies shoes??
oh yes
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
I was with you in my dressing room - i thought a gentleman would never tell
I didn't tell Wilma! I would have taken that secret to the grave or at least to the point of saving my own skin
Besides.. I thought you were asleep
asleep - I vos I vos...................... I cannot remember
Emmmmmmmmms....what were you doing in Wilma's dressing room? She seems unable to answer.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Besides.. I thought you were asleep
He's no gentleman Wilma
I think you may be right there.
she izzzz vi zold zold
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
I can confirm I was with Eileen in the costume department being squashed fitted into a basque. My norks kept norking Eillen Over
There's that mysterious Australian accent again.
The sheila did it I reckon sport.
shut it Dazzler.... the Pinot Grigio is kicking in and I was doing so well
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Besides.. I thought you were asleep
He's no gentleman Wilma
I think you may be right there.
she izzzz vi zold zold
What?
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Emmmmmmmmms....what were you doing in Wilma's dressing room? She seems unable to answer.
I was as you say in Engleesh.." giving her a right good consoling".. I theenk that is right! 
How the hell can i solve this if you lot won't speak eeeeennnnnnggggliiiiissshhhhhhhh???
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Emmmmmmmmms....what were you doing in Wilma's dressing room? She seems unable to answer.
I was as you say in Engleesh.." giving her a right good consoling".. I theenk that is right!
*drops ring down loo and adds Emma to list*
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
How the hell can i solve this if you lot won't speak eeeeennnnnnggggliiiiissshhhhhhhh???
I only got one word wrong 
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Besides.. I thought you were asleep
He's no gentleman Wilma
I think you may be right there.
she izzzz vi zold zold
What?
*brings in translater*
*She is vi - green green
I think in ze colours - my thoughts are colour coded - that memory vas green
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Emmmmmmmmms....what were you doing in Wilma's dressing room? She seems unable to answer.
I was as you say in Engleesh.." giving her a right good consoling".. I theenk that is right!
*drops ring down loo and adds Emma to list*
What list?
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Besides.. I thought you were asleep
He's no gentleman Wilma
I think you may be right there.
she izzzz vi zold zold
What?
*brings in translater*
*She is vi - green green
I think in ze colours - my thoughts are colour coded - that memory vas green
So who is the 'she'? Emmmmmmms, Dazzler or me?
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
How the hell can i solve this if you lot won't speak eeeeennnnnnggggliiiiissshhhhhhhh???
I only got one word wrong
I get lots wrong
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*She is vi - green green
Even in Orxford English it don't make sense
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
*drops ring down loo and adds Emma to list*
What list?
*suspects*
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
How the hell can i solve this if you lot won't speak eeeeennnnnnggggliiiiissshhhhhhhh???
I only got one word wrong
I get lots wrong
I'm shocked and me gasted flabbered
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
*drops ring down loo and adds Emma to list*
Darling! Did I not say it right??
I meeant to say that I was seeing to Wilmas neeeeeds because she needed seeing to
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
*drops ring down loo and adds Emma to list*
What list?
*suspects*
Not your next victims then?
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
How the hell can i solve this if you lot won't speak eeeeennnnnnggggliiiiissshhhhhhhh???
I only got one word wrong
You meen I have ze prublem??