Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Dazzler...fancy a quickie between rounds?
That quick enough for ya? 
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Ladies I think I answered you both I would not kill anyone it is not in me.. Vi - (not included in the ladies)
As I said I would have found something on him eventually.. I was at last closing in after 20 years and some nitwit killed him!!
I was so looking forward to seeing his face.
I think the lady Marcus doth protest too much *hey a Shakespeare quote on his death day* 
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Questions, questions, I finally have some questions!!!
Emmmmmms....what colour hair did your wife have? Is she still with Crane? Did you have therapy after she went?
Wilma...does Eileen look in any way familiar to you? *realises this may be difficult to get an answer to given the language barrier and the drugs*
Eileen....you said you were a ballroom champion. How long ago was this? Have you ever had to see a shrink?
Marcus...how did you cope after your show was cancelled all those years ago?
Dazzler...fancy a quickie between rounds?
*faints*
*picks Reeda up...no mean feat considering the bum on her....slaps her about the face a bit*
Why did you faint?
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Ladies I think I answered you both I would not kill anyone it is not in me.. Vi - (not included in the ladies)
As I said I would have found something on him eventually.. I was at last closing in after 20 years and some nitwit killed him!!
I was so looking forward to seeing his face.
What did you find out?
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Yes she was *how you say in English?* looking well fit last year... I found out laters that the only reason she whore red was because it was that slimeball Cowls favourite colour
Is that why you wear red too? 
So...... Emma....what happened to the outfit? Do you still have the shoes? 
Or just one of the shoes
Tipsy hasn't been to collect her clothes yet, so I assume that they are in my Mayfair penthouse..The winners get to keep their costumes but I don't think she will be rushing to get them.. she put on a little bit of weight after Cowl dumped her and now I think they are closer to my size than hers
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
*faints*
*picks Reeda up...no mean feat considering the bum on her....slaps her about the face a bit*
Why did you faint?
There's nothing wrong with my backside, me avi got squashed
your questions suprised me 
I need a drink 
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Dazzler...fancy a quickie between rounds?
That quick enough for ya?
Good job you don't play snooker for a living....you missed the pink and hit the brown there
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Dazzler...fancy a quickie between rounds?
That quick enough for ya?
Been getting ready have you Dazzler?
we may be solving this in the Troll Tank
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Tipsy hasn't been to collect her clothes yet, so I assume that they are in my Mayfair penthouse..The winners get to keep their costumes but I don't think she will be rushing to get them.. she put on a little bit of weight after Cowl dumped her and now I think they are closer to my size than hers
So Ms Tipsy can look forward to a meaty tomb then? 
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
we may be solving this in the Troll Tank
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Thanks Daffy *flips through book* Aha! When you're here we're never down, you are just like a big enjoyable town. Hmm... where did you get this book from?
Wilma. I did it for the money of course. I admitted right from the start I am nought but another money-grabbing tart. There was also the bonus of seeing nubile young females writhing around in front of me (they call it dancing, I beg to differ ).
sory voody - transfers affections
Do vu enjoy presenting ve show????
I love presenting the show. I am hoping to get people to 'turn over for the tango' for many years to come. I'm too old to think of doing anything else. If my Ice Factor contract doesn't pose problems I'll be happy to keep presenting the show now that Crane's presenting career has gone down the drain due to a stiletto through his brain 
Vi
Eileen iz vamiliar - i 'ate 'er next to cowl - she alvays marked me ze lowest CHEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Questions, questions, I finally have some questions!!!
Emmmmmms....what colour hair did your wife have? Is she still with Crane? Did you have therapy after she went?
Wilma...does Eileen look in any way familiar to you? *realises this may be difficult to get an answer to given the language barrier and the drugs*
Eileen....you said you were a ballroom champion. How long ago was this? Have you ever had to see a shrink?
Marcus...how did you cope after your show was cancelled all those years ago?
Dazzler...fancy a quickie between rounds?
Errrr I was a ballroom champion when i was 16 and no I have NOT been to see a shrink
How very dare you??
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Ladies I think I answered you both I would not kill anyone it is not in me.. Vi - (not included in the ladies)
As I said I would have found something on him eventually.. I was at last closing in after 20 years and some nitwit killed him!!
I was so looking forward to seeing his face.
What did you find out?
I can't say but I have a photo and I was getting ready to frame him... expose him.
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
we may be solving this in the Troll Tank
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Ladies I think I answered you both I would not kill anyone it is not in me.. Vi - (not included in the ladies)
As I said I would have found something on him eventually.. I was at last closing in after 20 years and some nitwit killed him!!
I was so looking forward to seeing his face.
What did you find out?
I can't say but I have a photo and I was getting ready to frame him... expose him.
I that the duck under there
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
I love presenting the show. I am hoping to get people to 'turn over for the tango' for many years to come. I'm too old to think of doing anything else. If my Ice Factor contract doesn't pose problems I'll be happy to keep presenting the show now that Crane's presenting career has gone down the drain due to a stiletto through his brain
Hmmmmm. Double the money then? Nice for a bloke who openly admits how motivated by money he is. Motivated enough to kill someone????
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Vi
Eileen iz vamiliar - i 'ate 'er next to cowl - she alvays marked me ze lowest CHEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
In what way? Have you seen her somewhere before?
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Errrr I was a ballroom champion when i was 16 and no I have NOT been to see a shrink
How very dare you??
Eileen, just the miserable git person I've been looking for 
Could you please explain why Crane suddenly broke up with you?
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Errrr I was a ballroom champion when i was 16 and no I have NOT been to see a shrink
How very dare you??
I must warn you, I will be re-reading the entire thread going through the evidence very closely, so you had better be sure as I have been known to accuse people who have got their facts wrong before.
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Ladies I think I answered you both I would not kill anyone it is not in me.. Vi - (not included in the ladies)
As I said I would have found something on him eventually.. I was at last closing in after 20 years and some nitwit killed him!!
I was so looking forward to seeing his face.
What did you find out?
I can't say but I have a photo and I was getting ready to frame him... expose him.
I that the duck under there
Does the Duck have boobs.... Don't answer that... It's complicated
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Eileen, just the miserable git person I've been looking for
Could you please explain why Crane suddenly broke up with you?
How long had the whole disgusting affair been going on?
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Errrr I was a ballroom champion when i was 16 and no I have NOT been to see a shrink
How very dare you??
Eileen, just the miserable git person I've been looking for
Could you please explain why Crane suddenly broke up with you?
Oh god -why did you ask this?
He said on a scale of one to ten he would only give me one...
and he had already given me that...
So he was off
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Tipsy hasn't been to collect her clothes yet, so I assume that they are in my Mayfair penthouse..The winners get to keep their costumes but I don't think she will be rushing to get them.. she put on a little bit of weight after Cowl dumped her and now I think they are closer to my size than hers
So Ms Tipsy can look forward to a meaty tomb then?
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Oh god -why did you ask this?
He said on a scale of one to ten he would only give me one...
and he had already given me that...
So he was off
So it wasn't a long romance then?
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Vi
Eileen iz vamiliar - i 'ate 'er next to cowl - she alvays marked me ze lowest CHEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
In what way? Have you seen her somewhere before?
she vas a judge -
hazy memories - zeees pillssss - she copies ze other judges marks
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Oh god -why did you ask this?
He said on a scale of one to ten he would only give me one...
and he had already given me that...
So he was off
So it wasn't a long romance then?
It was the happiest week of my life....
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
I that the duck under there
I know someone who is busy imagining what it would be like to be under there
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Eileen, just the miserable git person I've been looking for
Could you please explain why Crane suddenly broke up with you?
Oh god -why did you ask this?
He said on a scale of one to ten he would only give me one...
and he had already given me that...
So he was off
and that was it, he thought you were crap in the sack?There would be no other reason Eileen?
I have a question for Mr Duck...
If you found that Crane had been hurting someone you liked would you have gone as far as to hurt him to sort him out?
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Oh god -why did you ask this?
He said on a scale of one to ten he would only give me one...
and he had already given me that...
So he was off
So it wasn't a long romance then?
It was the happiest week of my life....
Any idea who the leggy blonde was that Reeda saw him with?
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
I that the duck under there
I know someone who is busy imagining what it would be like to be under there
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Eileen, just the miserable git person I've been looking for
Could you please explain why Crane suddenly broke up with you?
Oh god -why did you ask this?
He said on a scale of one to ten he would only give me one...
and he had already given me that...
So he was off
and that was it, he thgought you were crap in the sack?There would be no other reason Eileen?
Hell I don't know,,,,,,
I thought he loved me.
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
and that was it, he thgought you were crap in the sack?There would be no other reason Eileen?
Hell I don't know,,,,,,
I thought he loved me.
ummmm 
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
It was the happiest week of my life....
you really should get out more
Eileen...how long have you been a judge on this show?
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Hell I don't know,,,,,,
I thought he loved me.
Oh you poor deluded fool. After one week????
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Eileen, just the miserable git person I've been looking for
Could you please explain why Crane suddenly broke up with you?
Oh god -why did you ask this?
He said on a scale of one to ten he would only give me one...
and he had already given me that...
So he was off
and that was it, he thought you were crap in the sack?There would be no other reason Eileen?
No and before you ask - I did not kill him...
I loved him..
So much.....
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
I have a question for Mr Duck...
If you found that Crane had been hurting someone you liked would you have gone as far as to hurt him to sort him out?
Mr Duck! MR DUCK!!! MR DUCK!!!!!!!!
MARCUS HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU!
Oh...that's me...
*reads listens to the question again*
Mmmm.....interesting question. 
He hurt plenty of people I liked! Wilma....he had her in tears every Saturday night like clockwork...........hmmm....... I wouldn't have hurt him for her though, so maybe it needs to be someone I REALLY like!