Why we go right back to the dance academy Vi. I was really thrilled to see Crane again. My teaching Ballroom dancing to children took me in a different direction to him.
Crane sure didn't have time for children 
Look at how he shouted at young Holly Specklepants after her routine last year - poor girl has been in thereapy ever since and she's only 6 
Roxy did you know Crane well?
Oh well I used to knock out the odd outfit for Crane - he could be kinda sweet when he wanted to be 
Crane wore your stuff? 
Hey Marcus I can surely see a nice pair of stilettos going well with that suit. Are you dancing or prancing? You sure ain't romancing no ladies dressed in pink. Are you one of those Ladydudes who likes to get down with another dude if my asking ain't too rude?
How rude Sweetie.! A lot of the girls love my dress sense. I can't help it if they don't catch my eye if you get my drift *winks at Woody*
Did you see that folks? Did you see that? The man in pinks is giving Woody the winks. DELICIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS
Right Vi - take yyyour hands orf my Dazzler - that plain English enough for you
you have to get those kids while they are young and ready to learn.
are you sure we're still talking dancing here 
You and me are made for each other Vi. 
If you can make other body parts move as well as your eyebrows, you could well be right.
Roxy did you know Crane well?
Oh well I used to knock out the odd outfit for Crane - he could be kinda sweet when he wanted to be
Crane wore your stuff?
How very dare you 
- I'll have you know that I invented the high waisted trouser look that he so elegantly portrayed week after week. In fact they got a little higher each week as did his voice 
Never could get him to wear any other colour than black though
Hey Marcus I can surely see a nice pair of stilettos going well with that suit. Are you dancing or prancing? You sure ain't romancing no ladies dressed in pink. Are you one of those Ladydudes who likes to get down with another dude if my asking ain't too rude?
How rude Sweetie.! A lot of the girls love my dress sense. I can't help it if they don't catch my eye if you get my drift *winks at Woody*
Did you see that folks? Did you see that? The man in pinks is giving Woody the winks. DELICIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS
Nothing suspicious about an appreciation for a much older man dear. By the way why do you use the walking stick?
The question is Roxy Rhinstone.......did you make him wear a stiletto in his skull?
you seem very sure of that Mr Handler - come to think of it you Latin men all have a temper so I guess it's something you know all about
How well did you know Crane and in what capacity?
Just passing my honest opinion that's all
Why we go right back to the dance academy Vi. I was really thrilled to see Crane again. My teaching Ballroom dancing to children took me in a different direction to him.
Crane sure didn't have time for children Look at how he shouted at young Holly Specklepants after her routine last year - poor girl has been in thereapy ever since and she's only 6
You really hated him Roxy what shoes are you wearing? do you like heels?
so am I - I am Orxford educated - i vent into dancing to fund myself through university
*looks down nose at vi and wonders if she has first class anything never mind a degree*
What kind of dancing were you doing to fund your uni course then Wilma?
Oh and FYI, I have plenty of first class attributes. Admittedly, my policing skills are not amongst them. However, they have got me where I am today.
Vi......how about you and me become partners? Partners in investigating crime that is.....with your brain cell and my brain cell we'll be a whole brain cell ahead of the rest of the room. What do you say? You can charm answers out of the boys.....I'll charm answers out of the girls....... and we'll both just do what we can with Marcus.
you have to get those kids while they are young and ready to learn.
are you sure we're still talking dancing here
Crude Roxy, Very Crude. I love the little ones they bring light into our lives and I am determined to find a winner I can call my discovery. Sniff *wipes tear from eye*
The question is Roxy Rhinstone.......did you make him wear a stiletto in his skull?
I'm just glad this wasn't the 'On Ice' version.
Hey Marcus I can surely see a nice pair of stilettos going well with that suit. Are you dancing or prancing? You sure ain't romancing no ladies dressed in pink. Are you one of those Ladydudes who likes to get down with another dude if my asking ain't too rude?
How rude Sweetie.! A lot of the girls love my dress sense. I can't help it if they don't catch my eye if you get my drift *winks at Woody*
Did you see that folks? Did you see that? The man in pinks is giving Woody the winks. DELICIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS
Nothing suspicious about an appreciation for a much older man dear. By the way why do you use the walking stick?
I sustained an injury while rock climbing, turned out to be a case of bad timing
this competition needs to go on
*wrings hands*
this is vy undervear - my lucky ones - patriotic green to match the Hungarian flag
There was really no need to taqke the dress off!!
I don't know.. the view is quite wonderful for those of us who can appreciate it 
Vi......how about you and me become partners? Partners in investigating crime that is.....with your brain cell and my brain cell we'll be a whole brain cell ahead of the rest of the room. What do you say? You can charm answers out of the boys.....I'll charm answers out of the girls....... and we'll both just do what we can with Marcus.
Well, that sure is a tempting offer. I've seen the way you handle your balls, it would be lovely to be handled like that see you handle the suspects with as much skill. Sadly, and I really mean sadly, you are a suspect.
Mind you, I'm happy to try and charm the pants off you answers out of you.
Vi......how about you and me become partners? Partners in investigating crime that is.....with your brain cell and my brain cell we'll be a whole brain cell ahead of the rest of the room. What do you say? You can charm answers out of the boys.....I'll charm answers out of the girls....... and we'll both just do what we can with Marcus.
I'm sure you could persuade me to come up with a few things Mr Duck Dazzler. Is that your cricket bat in your pants darling?
Answers ...pants.....is all the same to me Vi. 
Wilma can even make the two words sound the same.
And I bet Woody could make them rhyme.
Hey Marcus I can surely see a nice pair of stilettos going well with that suit. Are you dancing or prancing? You sure ain't romancing no ladies dressed in pink. Are you one of those Ladydudes who likes to get down with another dude if my asking ain't too rude?
How rude Sweetie.! A lot of the girls love my dress sense. I can't help it if they don't catch my eye if you get my drift *winks at Woody*
Did you see that folks? Did you see that? The man in pinks is giving Woody the winks. DELICIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS
Nothing suspicious about an appreciation for a much older man dear. By the way why do you use the walking stick?
I sustained an injury while rock climbing, turned out to be a case of bad timing
Reminds me of a poem, very sad it is too....
There once was a man from China,
Who weren't a very good climber,
He slipped on a rock,
Knocked off his cock
And now he's got a vagina.
Brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?
I'm sure you could persuade me to come up with a few things Mr Duck Dazzler. Is that your cricket bat in your pants darling?
Viiiiiiiiiiiii
Hey Marcus I can surely see a nice pair of stilettos going well with that suit. Are you dancing or prancing? You sure ain't romancing no ladies dressed in pink. Are you one of those Ladydudes who likes to get down with another dude if my asking ain't too rude?
How rude Sweetie.! A lot of the girls love my dress sense. I can't help it if they don't catch my eye if you get my drift *winks at Woody*
Did you see that folks? Did you see that? The man in pinks is giving Woody the winks. DELICIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS
Nothing suspicious about an appreciation for a much older man dear. By the way why do you use the walking stick?
I sustained an injury while rock climbing, turned out to be a case of bad timing
Bad timing eh? Don't tell me Crane was climbing at the same time?
Vi......how about you and me become partners? Partners in investigating crime that is.....with your brain cell and my brain cell we'll be a whole brain cell ahead of the rest of the room. What do you say? You can charm answers out of the boys.....I'll charm answers out of the girls....... and we'll both just do what we can with Marcus.
speek for yourself Dazzler - i have first class degree i am very intelligent - jjjust sooo nervous
Reminds me of a poem, very sad it is too....
There once was a man from China,
Who weren't a very good climber,
He slipped on a rock,
Knocked off his cock
And now he's got a vagina.
Brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?
I'm sure you could persuade me to come up with a few things Mr Duck Dazzler. Is that your cricket bat in your pants darling?
Viiiiiiiiiiiii
Dazzy - vot do you expect from this woman
this competition needs to go on
*wrings hands*
this is vy undervear - my lucky ones - patriotic green to match the Hungarian flag
There was really no need to taqke the dress off!!
I don't know.. the view is quite wonderful for those of us who can appreciate it
Shame that it's all enhanced either surgically or with the aid of chicken fillets. Her boobs are as fake as her accent.
this competition needs to go on
*wrings hands*
this is vy undervear - my lucky ones - patriotic green to match the Hungarian flag
There was really no need to taqke the dress off!!
I don't know.. the view is quite wonderful for those of us who can appreciate it
Shame that it's all enhanced either surgically or with the aid of chicken fillets. Her boobs are as fake as her accent.
zey arreeee not - all my own you are a 'orrible ladeeee - *shakes slightly*
you are a jeeelous old boot
Dazzy - vot do you expect from this woman
Vilma I mean Wilma, renind me of what you studied at Oxford please
The question is Roxy Rhinstone.......did you make him wear a stiletto in his skull?
Me? Why on Gods green Earth would I kill old Crane - he was my boss and for all his faults I kinda liked the guy
speek for yourself Dazzler - i have first class degree i am very intelligent - jjjust sooo nervous
Aww I wasn't including you in that Wilma darlin' 
You and me outsmart the rest of them on the dance floor don't we 'eh? 
I've been meaning to ask you Wilma.....how come you ended up on a show like Dance Factor when you studied at Oxford? How did you get this job?
Hey Marcus I can surely see a nice pair of stilettos going well with that suit. Are you dancing or prancing? You sure ain't romancing no ladies dressed in pink. Are you one of those Ladydudes who likes to get down with another dude if my asking ain't too rude?
How rude Sweetie.! A lot of the girls love my dress sense. I can't help it if they don't catch my eye if you get my drift *winks at Woody*
Did you see that folks? Did you see that? The man in pinks is giving Woody the winks. DELICIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS
Nothing suspicious about an appreciation for a much older man dear. By the way why do you use the walking stick?
I sustained an injury while rock climbing, turned out to be a case of bad timing
Reminds me of a poem, very sad it is too....
There once was a man from China,
Who weren't a very good climber,
He slipped on a rock,
Knocked off his cock
And now he's got a vagina.
Brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?
I'm sure you could persuade me to come up with a few things Mr Duck Dazzler. Is that your cricket bat in your pants darling?
Viiiiiiiiiiiii
Dazzy - vot do you expect from this woman
I don't expect I accept. I can bat for both sides darling, don't underestimate MH!
you seem very sure of that Mr Handler - come to think of it you Latin men all have a temper so I guess it's something you know all about
How well did you know Crane and in what capacity?
Just passing my honest opinion that's all
sorry are you having trouble with my questions? It's just that you haven't answered them - shall I repeat them in words of one syllable so you'll understand?
H-o-w w-e-l-l d-i-d y-o-u k-n-o-w C-r-a-n-e?
The question is Roxy Rhinstone.......did you make him wear a stiletto in his skull?
Me? Why on Gods green Earth would I kill old Crane - he was my boss and for all his faults I kinda liked the guy
Kinda? I ain't no English language genius or nuffin...... but that's not a great friendship level there is it?
How was your relationship with him? Was he as horrible with you as he was with Holly Wicklepicker?
I'm sure you could persuade me to come up with a few things Mr Duck Dazzler. Is that your cricket bat in your pants darling?
Viiiiiiiiiiiii
*tries not to laugh at sight of old knackered kiddies dance teacher drooling over fit and toned cricketer*
Don't worry Dazzler, he's too old to catch you, but you can always get inside behind me....
The question is Roxy Rhinstone.......did you make him wear a stiletto in his skull?
Me? Why on Gods green Earth would I kill old Crane - he was my boss and for all his faults I kinda liked the guy
Turns swiftly (its the dance moves.) Faults eh?Lets hear about those faults.. Anything we should know to help us find the killer perhaps?
Bad timing eh? Don't tell me Crane was climbing at the same time?
Not a chance O Judge Of The Dance! If ever there was a man afraid of heights old Cowl was that very man given the large line of people queuing up to give him a gentle shove
speek for yourself Dazzler - i have first class degree i am very intelligent - jjjust sooo nervous
Aww I wasn't including you in that Wilma darlin' You and me outsmart the rest of them on the dance floor don't we 'eh?
I've been meaning to ask you Wilma.....how come you ended up on a show like Dance Factor when you studied at Oxford? How did you get this job?
I still want to know what kind of dancing she did whilst at uni.
The question is Roxy Rhinstone.......did you make him wear a stiletto in his skull?
Dazzler honey - even Crane couldn't carry off that look. Although I have to say kudos to the person who thought of it except they had no taste as a cheap LK Bennet ruined the effect
