@ Marcus is that how you rammed the stiletto into Crane? 

Ahh, Ahh, Ahhhhhh. Tu Tut  Roxy..

crawls in looking bleary eyed and spaced out

Peers through the pilly mist for woody

cannot see him

Crawls back to room

It's been a week since Cowl got stabbed with a stiletto....... I think the trail may have ran cold.

Amazing deduction Dazzler by name.... Blah blah blahhh.

Well I don't see you coming up with any marvelous motives Marcus.

I have motives for everyone. I may just arrest you all and bugger off on holiday. 

flies in breathless

DaZZLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - my dazzlerrrrrrrrrrrrr - where art though

*stoops to pick up pills*

gazes with wonder at the duck

dare I

*thinks*..... bugger, I thought I'd managed to palm the psychotic one off on to Marcus.

Evening Wilma....*laughs nervously* ...

Wilma that should be floats in - High as a kite...

I'm here Wilma. What can I do for you? No, wait, can you run it through your translater first before passing it on. Sorry if it sounds absurd but even if I clearly heard I wouldn't understand a single word 

*gets ready for the Woody/Wilma conversation*

wody i ahemmmmmmmmmm *cough*

 ask you in my bestest orxford Engleesh

What made you want to preseent the Dance Factor????

Zere

DazzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZler

Borrows Universal translator from StarTrek

Thanks Daffy *flips through book* Aha! When you're here we're never down, you are just like a big enjoyable town. Hmm... where did you get this book from?

Wilma. I did it for the money of course. I admitted right from the start I am nought but another money-grabbing tart. There was also the bonus of seeing nubile young females writhing around in front of me (they call it dancing, I beg to differ ).

*walks in with low cut dress on and swishes hair*

Hello everyone, something came to me last night apart from Emmanuel.

The night Crane was murdered, I saw Crane at the bar with a leggy blonde. Could Eileen have found out Crane was cheating on her and was jealous enough to kill him

Dodges hair.... Errrr No.

Any idea who the leggy blonde was? 

why not?

Errrrrr.....why not?

Didn't get a good enough look at her Vi, but I didn't recognise her.

*crouches behind stumps waiting for googlie*

Cos I would have to re write my accusations

you have some

Bugger.

voody - vill vu answer my question

Could you send me a copy?

Haaaaaaang on, surely only the murderer would be so keen to accuse someone else so quickly???

Ohhhh yes.. And i know one thing for sure .. Proudly announces ... Vi did not do it...

Here we go same old same old - it's becoming really tiresome now - evening all 

Snigger.......

He did you doped up mare 

Drink Roxy???

That's about all I know too 

*googlie was all ready to go...... copied his loooong post so he could be quick off the mark..... but then got sidetracked and copied a smiley code and lost it all*

*cough*

Evening Emms.

I've been pondering this Cowl calamity..... between rounds with Vi....and using my considerable brain power I have decided.....du du duuuuuuun......that this red stiletto is the key to this whoooole thing! Uh huh...uh huh.

They don't call me Dazzler the Dunce for nowt you know I'm assuming they're being ironic when they call me that........sporting banter and all that. 

Anyway!

I've been casting my mind back, thinking of all the times red stiletto's have caught my eye! (It's taken me a week to sift through all the glorious memories ) AND.....I remember seeing your ex, Tipsy, in the final last year! Didn't she wear a red sequin dress and red stiletto's? (she was a right piece of meat Emms, you should have kept a hold of that one ) 

* crosses Vi off long list*

Come on Roxy there's a race.. I think we lost...