Not because they were gay or owt....what's with the girly smiley?

He actually said they were like cricket bats, keep banging on about it every week, as if it was dead good constructive advice ...like I could work on it or summat.  But I don't see why it matters that they're big like, it's not as if I was hitting him with them was it?

But to be fair to the bastard, he was a judge wasn't he? He had to criticise something, that's what he was being paid to do! So I figured if that were the worst he could come at me with...then meh.

To tell ya the truth Roxy.....he did me a favour.  Heat magazine did a feature on the link between big hands and big .....parts....... I came out top and the phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Awwww, a novel eh? Based on your life is it? Bet a little showmance sure would help boost publicity and sales, wouldn't it?

Why am I not surprised 

Since when has "ooooooo Dazzler, vor hands are sooo strong......ooooh I luuurve vem, sob, wring, sob, do vit again, dooo vit again" been a complaint?

Drop em and let's see the evidence 

not quite Vi. you're a bloody great detective I have to say

This golden shoe wouldn't happen to be a red one sprayed gold, would it?

Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:

Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:

 

Phwoooooar!

I'd do her     

 

 

she doesn't read this crap brilliant story does she???? 

Nah, I think we're safe.

You hold her down and do her...while I nick her earrings

nicking them for me - why Mr Duck you're so generous   he'd better not give them to that bliddy Vi

So, what is it about then? That is if you even know, of course. Maybe I should ask your ghostwriter 

Okaaaay.... 

What were you going to call this meaty tomb?

He blooming better, they're worth £240,000. I'd say I'd earned them.

seems to me Wilma is avoiding my question....

I just wanted to know what was the cause of her breakdown,,,

It'll be in all good book shops soon enough Vi.... I'd rather not say, unless Emmanuel asks me, I tell him everything

You've seen felt it all before Roxy.....when you were measuring me for my costumes......don't think I didn't notice you pretending you thought it was my leg.

Tomb   don't you mean tome 

Gawd this guy has got death on the brain 

They're not really Vi's taste......I'll get her a pair of these instead....

It is called "How to Be a Winner on Your Own Merit Without Help From Anyone Else" although that's just a working title Darling

suits you sir 

I'm sure those danglers would make your holes bigger

I already have them, only mine have sapphires for the eyes and mouth.

Not the first time I've been told that

So it's fiction then?

tasteful 

*passes Wilma pamphlet about prescription drug abuse*

We'll never know Vi

not avoiding - just vi pressours of dancing - couldn't take it anymore

*wrings hands*

pops pills

drinks voddy

Whats it called ffs 

B is right next to the E on my keyboard...well next to and up a bit... a mistake anyone could make 

OVIG they are sooooooo tasteless

Unlike the real thing

zees is ze best peec - so talented

Because it will never be published? 

Are you using Vilma's Wilma's keyboard

About that Dazzler... I'm really not liking the strawberry play rub, can we try the pina colada one tonight?

honey I seriously think you are picturing everyone's death    *makes mental note never to be alone with the Latin loser dancer* 

It's up in the air at the minute Vi, I'm sure the ending could be changed, it's up to the publishers.