I can't see why you thought he would be interested in such a small part Ain't it odd though that both your careers were ended by red stilletos? I put it to you Marcus that you kept one of the offending stilletos vowing to get even one day and get even you did by STABBING HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT OH MY GOOD THE POOR MAN

Oh you guys really are stupid, the fake tan must addle your brains more than I thought. Well, apart from yours, Wilma, yours is pickled anyway. Who says I didn't search the bins, eh? Bins are for life not just a murder. They get used 24hrs a day, that could have been put in there merely minutes before Woody found it. 

*hopes that sounds convincing enough*

Were you doing the costumes by any chance?

Why so funny Duck boy - talking of taking an interest just what do you think Crane thought about your prancing dancing??? 

Make sense woman I was the star I was leading only to have it torn away from me.. Sobs>>>>

Told you it was a genetic thing. Can I go home now?

is Eileen about ??

AND!!! Woody 

Ever since the accident i have not been able to so much as look at a red stiletto without feeling queezy man!

But you only know one move 

I would have used Pink

no he doesn't

that's about as funny as watching a cow drink milk (knew I'd get Ditty in here somehow) 

Well I'm in the final ain't i? He must of liked it a little bit

When I think how determined he was to get rid of poor old Barry, I feel quite flattered to tell you the truth.

Say what you like about cheating, lying, scumbag Cowl....... he still knew talent when he saw it.

Phwoooooar!

yep - so am I  - brilliant dancer

Why does the image of a rubber chicken keep flashing through my mind???

I need to go to bed.. Walks past Wilma.. You know my room number

That was the only gif I could find 

I thought you hated cheaters of all kinds?

'K you Brator 

marcous - I vill be there - i just need to see that loon Eileen

A simple yes or no is all I want. I know it was years ago, but maybe it's why you are so stuck in the 80s. I mean, a wrinkle free face means nothing these days does it? You could be 50 for all we know.

But Duck boy didn't Crane complain week after week about your hands 

I'd rather you didn't, thanks all the same.

I vliddy did

No 

Ms Brator - lots of the contestants and judges have already admitted that they used my wardrobe space when I wasn't there - Emma to stroke the shoes and try them on and Woody to perv look at girls and nuzzle the silk 

That area was never locked although with hindsight mebbe it should have been 

What did Crane know? Dazzler is fantastic with his hands.

And his tongue.

And his......

What is it I hear about your novel anyhow Dear

Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:

 

Phwoooooar!

I'd do her     

she doesn't read this crap brilliant story does she???? 

Eileen  as A judge - well loosely termed ( best Orxford accent here) - It is truly despicable that the judges kept making fun of my surname

It just wasn't my fault

Wasn't my fault

*wrings hands*

Gobble pills*

OViG

I know all that Roxy, sweetie. Doesn't make you innocent yet though, does it?

Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:

Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:

 

Phwoooooar!

I'd do her     

 

 

she doesn't read this crap brilliant story does she???? 

I have 

Darling, how did you find out about that We were keeping it hush hush for now, the publishers wanted to wait until I'd won we had finished Dance Factor before going public with it

Hmm -you seem to be taking those pills like they are going out of fashion..

Tell me, what exactly was the cause of your breakdown?

And what did those nasty judges say Wilma?

I just needed to show the world I could still dance

SHOUTSSHOUTS

I JUST NEED TO WIN THE GOLDEN SHOE

i am soooooo good at waltzing

wilma woodwork

we've only your word on this - for all we know all you two do is sip tea and play cards