Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
You people are losing it 
Oh bugger, was I meant to be guarding something?
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Oh god..is Reeda doing the PA as well? Is there nothing she won't do to get in the news rather than read the news?
Not everything is about money and fame shag bag 
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I wouldn't mind waking up with that 
I have
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
*Is no longer quite so flattered that Roxy fancies me*
in your dreams Duck boy 
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I wouldn't mind waking up with that
nor ve
*kicks out thoughts ov vi duck*
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
*fans herself at the thought of the photo that Vi just posted...*
YUM!!!!
Anyway in the absence of Mr Hunt, I will play detective.....
Crane used to pillow talk - a lot...
He mentioned your wife Emmanue- Tippy Topplova.
Is it true he was responsible for breaking your marriage up?
I hope to god he answers this time, I have asked him this a couple of times!
You're all mad I tell ya........MAD!!! 
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
i don't vink anybody in zis fred eez capable ov murder
You're just not vinking hard enough then! 
iam ve brightest von 'ere
That's just your fake tan making you glow like that, I'm sure it will calm down soon.
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Oh god..is Reeda doing the PA as well? Is there nothing she won't do to get in the news rather than read the news?
Not everything is about money and fame shag bag
Is that the new one from Balenciaga?
Who's mad??
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
?
Not everything is about money and fame shag bag
Is that the new one from Balenciaga?
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by ãmufã:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Oh 
yes, yes, yes my latino thruster 
I'd be honoured to be your wife
yes, yes, yes my latino thruster I'd be honoured to be your wifeYou have made me the happiest man alive Darling
..And everyone is invited to the wedding 
'cept for the Murderer of that scumbag Cowl (Though if you get off with it, you can be guest of honour) 
who is this Muf? Did you send your PA to buy the ring too Emmanuel? 
Exactly!! How the hell did Muf get hold of my copy of the script 
Ahem!......
You have made me the happiest man alive Darling
..And everyone is invited to the wedding 'cept for the Murderer of that scumbag Cowl (Though if you get off with it, you can be guest of honour)
Throws script in bin
Ahem......
Eileen.. it is true... they were having an affair...I caught the pair going at it in my very own dressingroom ...grr!
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
You have made me the happiest man alive Darling
..And everyone is invited to the wedding 'cept for the Murderer of that scumbag Cowl (Though if you get off with it, you can be guest of honour)
That is providing, of course, that neither of you is the murderer.
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Throws script in bin
what script
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Ahem......
Eileen.. it is true... they were having an affair...I caught the pair going at it in my very own dressingroom ...grr!
What is there to smile about? Your ex was a cheating slaaaaaag and left you for an old man. Hmmmm, maybe Crane felt guilty about that and was rigging the contest in your favour to relieve some of that guilt.
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Throws script in bin
what script
Exactly Roxy.......maybe old Marcus WAS working to a script where the scores were concerned.
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
who is this Muf? Did you send your PA to buy the ring too Emmanuel?
Exactly!! How the hell did Muf get hold of my copy of the script
Ahem!......
You have made me the happiest man alive Darling
..And everyone is invited to the wedding 'cept for the Murderer of that scumbag Cowl (Though if you get off with it, you can be guest of honour)
I hope we are both there and stay away from my wedding dress
*swoons*
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Throws script in bin
Lolz
There's a script!?!?
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
What is there to smile about? Your ex was a cheating slaaaaaag and left you for an old man. Hmmmm, maybe Crane felt guilty about that and was rigging the contest in your favour to relieve some of that guilt.
I'm not sure that's a smile Vi...... more like a botox botched fixed grin
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Throws script in bin
what script
Exactly Roxy.......maybe old Marcus WAS working to a script where the scores were concerned.
oops! Err did we sort out that lipstick test
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Ahem......
Eileen.. it is true... they were having an affair...I caught the pair going at it in my very own dressingroom ...grr!
What is there to smile about? Your ex was a cheating slaaaaaag and left you for an old man. Hmmmm, maybe Crane felt guilty about that and was rigging the contest in your favour to relieve some of that guilt.
Maybe Vi is right....
Tell me,don't you think it is a little suspicious that Crane kept giving youhigh scores a year after your marriage had finished?
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Ahem......
Eileen.. it is true... they were having an affair...I caught the pair going at it in my very own dressingroom ...grr!
What is there to smile about? Your ex was a cheating slaaaaaag and left you for an old man. Hmmmm, maybe Crane felt guilty about that and was rigging the contest in your favour to relieve some of that guilt.
Maybe Eileen Ms Brator at first I thought that... Then I remembered what a fantastic dancer I am..
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Ahem......
Eileen.. it is true... they were having an affair...I caught the pair going at it in my very own dressingroom ...grr!
What is there to smile about? Your ex was a cheating slaaaaaag and left you for an old man. Hmmmm, maybe Crane felt guilty about that and was rigging the contest in your favour to relieve some of that guilt.
Maybe Vi is right....
Tell me,don't you think it is a little suspicious that Crane kept giving youhigh scores a year after your marriage had finished?
Erm ..yes.. erm whet I said to Vi...
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
*fans herself at the thought of the photo that Vi just posted...*
YUM!!!!
Anyway in the absence of Mr Hunt, I will play detective.....
Crane used to pillow talk - a lot...
He mentioned your wife Emmanue- Tippy Topplova.
Is it true he was responsible for breaking your marriage up?
Yes I think I may have mentioned it in a previously unrelated post
Phew 
What now ?? Goes to get drink..
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
What now ?? Goes to get drink..
I dare not have any more, I'm confused enough
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
What now ?? Goes to get drink..
I dare not have any more, I'm confused enough
You only have one thing to remember My love
Guys, you're never going to guess what I found all crumpled up in a wastepaper bin in Crane's dressing room. It's testament to Vi's superb detective skills that she somehow neglected to search the bin during her thorough investigation
Can you believe that? Marcus saw red when Crane got the part instead and now CRANE. IS. DEAD.
I think we've found our murderer folks 
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
What now ?? Goes to get drink..
I dare not have any more, I'm confused enough
You only have one thing to remember My love
Oh I remember, I'm marrying your PA
Is everyone in showbusiness obsessed with red stilettos?
They don't half seem to be used a lot!
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Guys, you're never going to guess what I found all crumpled up in a wastepaper bin in Crane's dressing room. It's testament to Vi's superb detective skills that she somehow neglected to search the bin during her thorough investigation
Can you believe that? Marcus saw red when Crane got the part instead and now CRANE. IS. DEAD.
I think we've found our murderer folks
How the heck did Vi miss that and why did Marcus not come clean... somthing like this is always going to come out!
woody vat is to obviooous - you are thick
vi 'as been veerry distracted vis moouurder
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Guys, you're never going to guess what I found all crumpled up in a wastepaper bin in Crane's dressing room. It's testament to Vi's superb detective skills that she somehow neglected to search the bin during her thorough investigation
Can you believe that? Marcus saw red when Crane got the part instead and now CRANE. IS. DEAD.
I think we've found our murderer folks
I alway suspected Crane had something to do with it. I swore I would get even with him one day.
BUT I didn't kill him.
Crane kept saying he was interested in my part.. Ehem I though he was talking about something entirely different.
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Crane kept saying he was interested in my part.. Ehem I though he was talking about something entirely different.
freak accident my aunt fanny but who was the intended target?? Did Marcus set the stilettos up to kebab Crane only for it to fall apart at the last minute (sums him up really) and cause a self injury?
Or did he accidentally stumble into a trap set for Crane??