Well well well.......Emma's a transvestite.....Woody's a perverted peeping tom....not looking good for the men around 'ere is it? 
Wow..... I don't think I've ever been the most respectable man in the room before. 
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
It's kind of embarassing. I fell asleep in the costume department storage cupboard, as you do. They thought I was spying on the female dancers while they were getting changed. They really could have come up with something better than that if they decided my number was up don't you think?
even for you Woody, that excuse is pathetic 
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
it's the truth and you know it - and if anything should happen to sweet little me you'll be the first suspect.
Police Officer Vi the man is threatening me - can't you take him into custardy before he is allowed to commit another murder
No I can't, as much as I'd love to as I know it would seriously piss off old Reeda. Sorry.
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Hey Marcus I'm here what's on your mind?
Wakes up! Uhh What???
Ohhh Hi Woddy
Why were you being replaced as the host of the show, I thought you were a favorite????
It's kind of embarassing. I fell asleep in the costume department storage cupboard, as you do. They thought I was spying on the female dancers while they were getting changed. They really could have come up with something better than that if they decided my number was up don't you think?
Stifles laughter!
What were you doing in there..
Keep it clean!!
It's one of the places I go to get my head together before the show. I need to be calm and relaxed and I find the silky fabrics very soothing! Try it if you find you're getting a little stressed, you might like it 
Any pink silk???
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
woody were you not upset /hurt /livid you were being thrown over for Crane who was less talented then you?? He jouust had ve beeg gob
Szep vagy
That reminds me. EILEEN...when you get here, is your role on the show just that of judge, or do you have more influence than that???
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
No I can't, as much as I'd love to as I know it would seriously piss off old Reeda. Sorry.
is she paying you not to do your job???
Perhaps I should speak to that nice Commissioner Hoochie
Who writes this stuff. Script writer!!!!
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
It's the lack of trust Roxy, if he loved me why didn't he comfide in me
If I didn't love You Darling I wouldn't be doing this... *goes down...on one knee*
Reeda I love you ...... Will you make me the happiest man alive and Marry me..
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
woody were you not upset /hurt /livid you were being thrown over for Crane who was less talented then you?? He jouust had ve beeg gob
Szep vagy
Nope not bothered he would have been an awful presenter. You can be a nasty unpopular judge but that doesn't work for presenting. I was already in talks with Ice Factor by then anyway.
Euewwwwwwwwwwww
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
woody were you not upset /hurt /livid you were being thrown over for Crane who was less talented then you?? He jouust had ve beeg gob
Szep vagy
Nope not bothered he would have been an awful presenter. You can be a nasty unpopular judge but that doesn't work for presenting. I was already in talks with Ice Factor by then anyway.
vu seem veery cool about it all
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Hey Marcus I'm here what's on your mind?
Wakes up! Uhh What???
Ohhh Hi Woddy
Why were you being replaced as the host of the show, I thought you were a favorite????
It's kind of embarassing. I fell asleep in the costume department storage cupboard, as you do. They thought I was spying on the female dancers while they were getting changed. They really could have come up with something better than that if they decided my number was up don't you think?
Stifles laughter!
What were you doing in there..
Keep it clean!!
It's one of the places I go to get my head together before the show. I need to be calm and relaxed and I find the silky fabrics very soothing! Try it if you find you're getting a little stressed, you might like it
Any pink silk???
Lots 
Looks like someone got to the storeroom before me
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Euewwwwwwwwwwww
He obviously doesn't know size isn't everything
But it certainly helps don't it Vi? 
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
No I can't, as much as I'd love to as I know it would seriously piss off old Reeda. Sorry.
is she paying you not to do your job???
Perhaps I should speak to that nice Commissioner Hoochie
You can try love, but one measly death threat is not enough to arrest him and there is not yet enough evidence to charge him with Crane's murder, the Boss will tell you the same 
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
woody were you not upset /hurt /livid you were being thrown over for Crane who was less talented then you?? He jouust had ve beeg gob
Szep vagy
That reminds me. EILEEN...when you get here, is your role on the show just that of judge, or do you have more influence than that???
she iv a cheat ov a judge
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
There will be a reasonable explanation for this Vi and if you were that good of a detective you would have picked up on a story that's about to blow in the Sin.
But you know these journo types....not going to tell us police anything if it will help boost their circulation figures.
It was there for all to see
Oh, Dazzler got the blindfolds out last night, maybe that's why I missed it
*waits for paper to come out...hopes it comes out quicker than Marcus*
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
It's the lack of trust Roxy, if he loved me why didn't he comfide in me
If I didn't love You Darling I wouldn't be doing this... *goes down...on one knee*
Reeda I love you ...... Will you make me the happiest man alive and Marry me..
That's as fake as your relationship and Reeda's boobs.
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
It's the lack of trust Roxy, if he loved me why didn't he comfide in me
True Reeda and you can't help but wonder what else is the man hiding mebbe the fact that he's a murderer?????
Or perhaps it's you who done the murdering and you are spreading these lies to frame me
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Or perhaps it's you who done the murdering and you are spreading these lies to frame me
now now don't get angry - I didn't want to tell but I had to reveal your little secret to clear myself. It's not my fault that you've been emasculated 
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
It's the lack of trust Roxy, if he loved me why didn't he comfide in me
If I didn't love You Darling I wouldn't be doing this... *goes down...on one knee*
Reeda I love you ...... Will you make me the happiest man alive and Marry me..
Oh yes, yes, yes my latino thruster 
I'd be honoured to be your wife
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
woody were you not upset /hurt /livid you were being thrown over for Crane who was less talented then you?? He jouust had ve beeg gob
Szep vagy
That reminds me. EILEEN...when you get here, is your role on the show just that of judge, or do you have more influence than that???
she iv a cheat ov a judge
Where-as I on the other hand
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
It's the lack of trust Roxy, if he loved me why didn't he comfide in me
If I didn't love You Darling I wouldn't be doing this... *goes down...on one knee*
Reeda I love you ...... Will you make me the happiest man alive and Marry me..
Oh yes, yes, yes my latino thruster I'd be honoured to be your wife
Oh crap I don't have to buy a wedding present do I???
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
You can try love, but one measly death threat is not enough to arrest him and there is not yet enough evidence to charge him with Crane's murder, the Boss will tell you the same
couldn't you at least defluff your handcuffs and cuff him to the bar just in case. I'm sure a lady such as you can think of other ways to tie up restrain Mr Duck 
You people are losing it
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Oh crap I don't have to buy a wedding present do I???
Don't think that'll be a problem - jail house weddings usually restrict who can attend
sorry can't afford ve wedding presents
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
You people are losing it
i don't vink anybody in zis fred eez capable ov murder
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Oh yes, yes, yes my latino thruster I'd be honoured to be your wife
yes, yes, yes my latino thruster I'd be honoured to be your wifeYou have made me the happiest man alive Darling
..And everyone is invited to the wedding 
'cept for the Murderer of that scumbag Cowl (Though if you get off with it, you can be guest of honour)
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Oh crap I don't have to buy a wedding present do I???
Don't think that'll be a problem - jail house weddings usually restrict who can attend
leave marcoous alone
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
i don't vink anybody in zis fred eez capable ov murder
You're just not vinking hard enough then!
Originally Posted by Emmanuel Handler:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
It's the lack of trust Roxy, if he loved me why didn't he comfide in me
True Reeda and you can't help but wonder what else is the man hiding mebbe the fact that he's a murderer?????
Or perhaps it's you who done the murdering and you are spreading these lies to frame me
I think you're all lying and he isn't dead and this isn't really happening....hang on...
My name is Vi Brator and I was in an accident and waoke up in 1973, have I travelled back in time, in a coma or dreaming?
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
You can try love, but one measly death threat is not enough to arrest him and there is not yet enough evidence to charge him with Crane's murder, the Boss will tell you the same
couldn't you at least defluff your handcuffs and cuff him to the bar just in case. I'm sure a lady such as you can think of other ways to tie up restrain Mr Duck
I could, but Dazzler does love those handcuffs....
Originally Posted by ãmufã:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Oh yes, yes, yes my latino thruster I'd be honoured to be your wife
yes, yes, yes my latino thruster I'd be honoured to be your wifeYou have made me the happiest man alive Darling
..And everyone is invited to the wedding 'cept for the Murderer of that scumbag Cowl (Though if you get off with it, you can be guest of honour)
who is this Muf? Did you send your PA to buy the ring too Emmanuel?
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I wouldn't mind waking up with that 
Originally Posted by ãmufã:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Oh yes, yes, yes my latino thruster I'd be honoured to be your wife
yes, yes, yes my latino thruster I'd be honoured to be your wifeYou have made me the happiest man alive Darling
..And everyone is invited to the wedding 'cept for the Murderer of that scumbag Cowl (Though if you get off with it, you can be guest of honour)
Oh god..is Reeda doing the PA as well? Is there nothing she won't do to get in the news rather than read the news?
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
I wouldn't mind waking up with that
*Is no longer quite so flattered that Roxy fancies me*
*fans herself at the thought of the photo that Vi just posted...*
YUM!!!!
Anyway in the absence of Mr Hunt, I will play detective.....
Crane used to pillow talk - a lot...
He mentioned your wife Emmanue- Tippy Topplova.
Is it true he was responsible for breaking your marriage up?
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
i don't vink anybody in zis fred eez capable ov murder
You're just not vinking hard enough then!
iam ve brightest von 'ere