minces off after Marcuss - (with the U as a latin souding ous
) i lubs him
So Marcous then? 
yessssssssssssss marcous - i lubs vi duck - i 'ave thrown away my pills while I decide between marcous and dazzle - both adore me
*sashays to the bar*
OMG...are you Kerry Katona's Hungarian cousin?
yessssssssssssss marcous - i lubs vi duck - i 'ave thrown away my pills while I decide between marcous and dazzle - both adore me
*sashays to the bar*
Keep taking the pills love. 
Who do I want to win?
I have a soft spot for Dazzler - he may not be the brightest duck in the pond,but he is certainly the most graceful. I would love to see him get his hands on that golden shoe..... amongst other things...
Yep. Graceful. That's me.
I appreciate your support Miss Over...... ha....your name is cricket related....no wonder we gel so well.
Actually that was my dressing room when I first started in TV - forty years ago though you'd never believe it to look at me right? I hated it and swore to myself that if I got the right breaks and moved up in the world I'd never go near a dressing room that small again, unless of course it was at the invitation of a charming young lady 
Sooooooo do you think that Craney boy would have made a better presenter than a judge?
Ps I'd get a refund on that botox and face fillers mate
He sure made a terrible shoe rack.
dee they 'ave TV 40 years ago
dazzler vil know - i am too young
Actually that was my dressing room when I first started in TV - forty years ago though you'd never believe it to look at me right? I hated it and swore to myself that if I got the right breaks and moved up in the world I'd never go near a dressing room that small again, unless of course it was at the invitation of a charming young lady
Sooooooo do you think that Craney boy would have made a better presenter than a judge?
Ps I'd get a refund on that botox and face fillers mate
He sure made a terrible shoe rack.
can we have a little bit of respect Ms Brator - you are supposed to be a professional and you didn't know him personally so I don't think it's right and proper that you make these comments 
I on the other hand am allowed to and darn me for not thinking of that first
after dazz's rejection - i am going to my room
*throws hand dramatically across forehead*
*pops 10 pills and takes a bottle of voddy from the bar*
after dazz's rejection - i am going to my room*throws hand dramatically across forehead*
*pops 10 pills and takes a bottle of voddy from the bar*
Is there any Voddy left in the bar??? I thought you'd drunk it dry
Actually that was my dressing room when I first started in TV - forty years ago though you'd never believe it to look at me right? I hated it and swore to myself that if I got the right breaks and moved up in the world I'd never go near a dressing room that small again, unless of course it was at the invitation of a charming young lady
Sooooooo do you think that Craney boy would have made a better presenter than a judge?
Ps I'd get a refund on that botox and face fillers mate
Well he was a terrible judge and would probably have been an even worse presenter given he hated most of the human race. The man clearly didn't recognise quality when he saw it. He never spotted my own immense dancing talent.
*does a groovy little dance* whaddya think?
Well he was a terrible judge and would probably have been an even worse presenter given he hated most of the human race. The man clearly didn't recognise quality when he saw it. He never spotted my own immense dancing talent.
*does a groovy little dance* whaddya think?
He may have been a terrible judge but the viewers loved him - the same cannot be said about you. He was also a pretty good judge of who was star quality - if he didn't spot your so called talent I'd say it's because you don't have any
anyhoo enough of all this I have a headache and I need a pill but not one of Wilma's *goes off to hunt for an asprin*
if he didn't spot your so called talent I'd say it's because you don't have any
Or maybe he was just betting against you 
*does a groovy little dance* whaddya think?
I think you need to go away and practice your rhyming skills.
*tries not to gag too loudly*
Right Dazzler, time to bring the sticky wicket out to play again, see you there 
I won't be long Vi (I'm talking time.... not wickets )
I've just got to hang around the bar a little longer.....I'm hoping to catch that dried up old hag Reeda Prompt before I give up for the night......
Prompt by name....yes. Prompt by nature.... not so much.
Hic I've had such a headache with thinking
I have a troubled mind and pissed , I just had to come down from my room because things are going around in my head,
Dazzler, something's troubling me and I'm sure you'll bowl me over with your answers 
.
Did you know Crane was fixing it for me and Emmanuel to win this competition?
I won't be long Vi (I'm talking time.... not wickets )
I've just got to hang around the bar a little longer.....I'm hoping to catch that dried up old hag Reeda Prompt before I give up for the night......
Prompt by name....yes. Prompt by nature.... not so much.
What impeccable timing I have.
What impeccable timing I have.
So have I and it's more luck than good judgement
Hic I've had such a headache with thinking
I have a troubled mind and pissed , I just had to come down from my room because things are going around in my head,
Dazzler, something's troubling me and I'm sure you'll bowl me over with your answers .
Did you know Crane was fixing it for me and Emmanuel to win this competition?
Ok, I can see you having trouble with your drinking thinking .......so I'll make this quick and easy for ya.....
Luckily for Crane....no.
I have not been drinking
Why is Crane lucky Dazzler if you knew nothing about it ?
I have not been drinking
Why is he lucky Dazzler if you knew nothing about it ?
No course you haven't Reeda love. 
*tries not to breath in the fumes* 
Look .... I'm just saying.... I wouldn't have been responsible for my actions if I HAD known, that's all. 
People who cheat make me very... VERY.... ANGRY! 
Which reminds me......I wanted to ask YOU something! Did you not become suspicous of Cowl and his dodgy scoring? Cos I know I was a bit concerned something was amiss...although me brain cell couldn't quite add the 2's together ......and you're supposed to be a hell of a lot more cleverer than me, what with all your edumacation and journo experience and everything. Were you not in the slightest bit wary?
No course you haven't Reeda love.
*tries not to breath in the fumes*
Look .... I'm just saying.... I wouldn't have been responsible for my actions if I HAD known, that's all.
People who cheat make me very... VERY.... ANGRY!
Which reminds me......I wanted to ask YOU something! Did you not become suspicous of Cowl and his dodgy scoring? Cos I know I was a bit concerned something was amiss...although me brain cell couldn't quite add the 2's together ......and you're supposed to be a hell of a lot more cleverer than me, what with all your edumacation and journo experience and everything. Were you not in the slightest bit wary?
Vodka, no fumes
So Crane's cheating made you very angry Dazzler, if you are telling the truth fair enough....if you're not, could that anger make you hammer a shoe into his napper?
I never suspected a thing Dazzler, because unlike you I can dance if I had known I would have put a stop to it immediately, I have more drinking thinking to do
*swishes hair* and staggers toddles of to room, we'll continue this tomorrow Duck!
we'll continue this tomorrow Duck!
Too right Miss Snotty Knickers! I'm sure you know more than you're letting on.
Speaking of knickers...... I bet Vi has well and truly dropped her last pair by now! Time to go do what I do best.
Even Cowl wouldn't have been able to deny me a 10 for my horizontal tango.
* assures Commissioner that there is actually an investigation going on*
Wakes up.. Oooo my head! Gets out of bed. WTF! where are my PJ's.. Glances at floor who the hell are the Bra and panties? Not my colour thats for sure!
Vodka bottle? TV stuff as well
Now that stuff is use in Martini's I know that because my cousin used to drink it all the time.. Weird how it ends up in my room.
I have another mystery to solve.
The mystery deepens.
Has Marcus been having some bedtime action?
That's not a mystery, that's a bloody miracle! 
*dashes into very underused hotel room and puts the copy of latest witness statement in file, marking it Group Evidence 3 because the Boss lady likes things to be done properly*
Has Marcus been having some bedtime action?
That's not a mystery, that's a bloody miracle!
Well it sure wasn't me, was it?
*goes over events of last few hours....crossed several boundaries with Dazzler...slept...showered....dressed...did a bit of proper police work to keep Boss Lady happy...came back*
Nope, it wasn't me.
*dashes into very underused hotel room and puts the copy of latest witness statement in file, marking it Group Evidence 3 because the Boss lady likes things to be done properly*
*high fives the piano player and breaks his finger*
Tipst Topplova? Did I miss a chapter??
Cowl sleeping with Eileen??
I need to replay the video tapes.
Lays out recently acquired underwear to see who might reclaim them.
*That lipstick could only have belonged to one of 3 women*. At least one of them has taste.
He played with Emmanuel for years? 
There's your mystery suitor I reckon Marcus!
He played with Emmanuel for years?
There's your mystery suitor I reckon Marcus!
Takes Dazzlers one brain cell and squeezes the smut out of it wipes it off and pops it back up his ass...
Duck i would be careful if I was you.. My keen sense of "Look out there is a murderer about is registering."
I'm waiting for Woody. I have a couple of elimination questions to ask him (sorry it's the judge in me).
Takes Dazzlers one brain cell and squeezes the smut out of it wipes it off and pops it back up his ass...
Hola 
Big Hola
Holler Emmanuel
Did you hear.....Marcus had a mysterious visitor to his room last night...... we will be solving the mystery by matching the lipstick on Marcus' cheek to the lipstick of those staying at the hotel......what colour do YOU wear Emma love?
Big Hola
Bigger Hola
All the girls can kiss me then we can do the match up
Holler Emmanuel
Did you hear.....Marcus had a mysterious visitor to his room last night...... we will be solving the mystery by matching the lipstick on Marcus' cheek to the lipstick of those staying at the hotel......what colour do YOU wear Emma love?
Lol
I'm very comfortable with my sexuality sweetheart old bean...You?
