*tries not to envy cricket bat*

I noticed your liking for a cream tea Dazzler, the clicking of high heels on cobbles when you arrived alerted me.......ummmmmmm....interesting....cream teas....clicking.....the clues are coming together.....

so you're a previous champion are you?  Where?  When?  How? *looks down nose at Wilma*

How well did you know Mr Cowl? Have you danced for him before in competition or in private?

Si! It is momentous Darling, the world cannot be deprived of it *slips hand round shoulder*

OI. ANY OF YOU LOT GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS???

Hey Marcus I can surely see a nice pair of stilettos going well with that suit. Are you dancing or prancing? You sure ain't romancing no ladies dressed in pink. Are you one of those Ladydudes who likes to get down with another dude if my asking ain't too rude?

Sips at 3rd G & T and thinks back on past. How long had it been since I last met Cowl.  My god 20 years!

Hey don't be going accusing Vilma...erm....Wilma...... of any wrong doing. She's a saint that girl, and she wouldn't hurt a fly! 

She's been real patient with me ...... she turned me from an ace, some would say the best ever (thanks Mum.  ) cricketer to a truly breath taking dancer, who the whole country and their gran loves and worships.

I do not respond to Oi Ms Vtbrator.

I do have a name - be so kind as to use it.

Thank you.

 Ms Brator .....I'll take that treble Sex on the Beach off your hands .... i think what you really need is this 

We shall do it again Emmanuel, it's just too good not to

this competition needs to go on

*wrings hands*

this is vy undervear - my lucky ones - patriotic green to match the Hungarian flag

Mr Leave I agree with Ms Vibrator - why couldn't it be a man?  Afterall, a man could have used a stilletto to throw the Police off the scent.  Dudes as you so eloquently put it, are perfectly capable of rage

It's OK you can answer me from over there ---------------->  no need to get up and personal

*scans room for exit point*

And where was this? And why so long??

*wrings hands *

yyyou are so rude

How rude Sweetie.! A lot of the girls love my dress sense. I can't help it if they don't catch my eye if you get my drift *winks at Woody*

So, how far would you go to make her happy then? She's made it clear she is desperate to win, how desperate are you to help her?

getttttttttttttttt your thieving hands orf vy dazzler

I have a name too....and it ain't spelt like that.

who is OI and did you point a question in my direction?

There was really no need to taqke the dress off!!

Nope, I definitely need Sex on the Beach. Three times.

so many answers so little questions

Yes I am. And you are very nervous. Why?

How far? All the way to the final and up on to the winners podium of course.

It was quite an achievement to get there I can tell you. We worked our socks off though, I've been doing pencil turns in my sleep for weeks, painful I can tell ya, and we made it to the final fair and square. Unlike some others.

Why we go right back to the dance academy Vi. I was really thrilled to see Crane again. My teaching Ballroom dancing to children took me in a different direction to him. 

I wouldn't touch your vajazzle.

Oh, you meant your Dazzler. Silly me. Your accent really is quite bizarre.

Roxy did you know Crane well?

If past form has anything to do with it, it probably was an enrage husband or fiancé.

Cowl was loweer than a snake! 

HahahahahaHA! You were a kiddies dance teacher?

Blimey.... you must have really had summat on Cowl to land this job.

Are you referring to anyone in particular??

Oh well I used to knock out the odd outfit for Crane - he could be kinda sweet when he wanted to be

So Reeda....... hows the job at the News station going? Going to be dropped for being too old anytime soon?

you seem very sure of that Mr Handler - come to think of it you Latin men all have a temper so I guess it's something you know all about

How well did you know Crane and in what capacity?

Do these children, well their parents, pay well??

Well strewth, you have happened upon some truth. One slight problem, apart from yours truly who is encapable of rage not even on the stage surrounded by prima donnas you are neglecting to see the combined IQ of Dance Factor dudes is 3. Convincing as though your argument may seem they could not devise such an elaborate scheme. If brains were made of fairy liquid and they wanted bubbles, they would be in big troubles

I'll have you know sweetie that it takes real talent to spot the next Fred Astair. You have to get those kids while they are young and ready to learn. 

so am I - I am Orxford educated - i vent into dancing to fund myself through university

*looks down nose at vi and wonders if she has first class anything never mind  a degree*

Well there's only one other couple in the final. Even a thicko cricketer like me could work that one out.

You and me are made for each other Vi.

The jobs going fine Mr Dazzler, care to do an interview anytime soon... one from a prison cell would draw great viewing figures