I am suing vi shrink for professional mis conduct - I am fine - Igen igen
*wrings hands*
is vis a spot i see before me*
igen I gen
Iam not a murderer
*grabs pills and takes 5*
wiv voddy lashings ov it
Oh good, so you'll be making as much sense as usual then 
I thought the quote was 'Is this a dagger I see before me?'.
*strutts in*
Have you solved it yet Vi? 
*notices Marcus weeping in the corner*
So the pink prancer did it then? 
I am suing vi shrink for professional mis conduct - I am fine - Igen igen
*wrings hands*
is vis a spot i see before me*
igen I gen
Iam not a murderer
*grabs pills and takes 5* wiv voddy lashings ov it
Oh good, so you'll be making as much sense as usual then
I thought the quote was 'Is this a dagger I see before me?'.
Yes, the spot one is "Out out, damned spot...."
(Call in to The Bar if you want the full quote.)
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But who would make any sense in this place???
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But whop would make any sense in this place???
Alright there Marcus?
Oh Wilma, what's this I hear about you and your ex-shrink? Poor love 
.....there are some right pervy gits in this world! Give us men a bad name they do. 
So you escape from his clammy clutches, and land right in the clutches of another dodgy git....Cowl. You don't half know how to pick 'em don't ya?
I'm still a bit confused though...... you keep calling him a bully but what did he actually bully you in to doing? I can't be arsed to read back can't remember!
Shakespear had taste
O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! --Cowl fit the bill.
*strutts in*
Have you solved it yet Vi?
*notices Marcus weeping in the corner*
So the pink panther did it then?
I reckon I'm very close to getting my hands on the killer 
*looks around for the Pink Panther and hopes to get autograph*
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But who would make any sense in this place???
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But whop would make any sense in this place???
Alright there Marcus?
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
*strutts in*
Have you solved it yet Vi?
*notices Marcus weeping in the corner*
So the pink panther did it then?
I reckon I'm very close to getting my hands on the killer
*looks around for the Pink Panther and hopes to get autograph*
I don't give autographs
I hope you don't mean literally?
You do know I'm innocent don't ya Vi?
Cowl was a right wanker by all accounts...... but I didn't have the motive or the stiletto to do such a thing
i am vi full teecket - zold zold - i 'ave just recovered from a breakdown but I am committed to feeenish vi competiteetion wivout keeling anyone - crane vos a bully vot a blackmailer - vot to me anyvay
Igen Igen
So what did the Head shrinker Shrinkem suggest to stop you going completely Gaga on here V Wilma??
Oh Wilma, what's this I hear about you and your ex-shrink? Poor love .....there are some right pervy gits in this world! Give us men a bad name they do.
So you escape from his clammy clutches, and land right in the clutches of another dodgy git....Cowl. You don't half know how to pick 'em don't ya?
I'm still a bit confused though...... you keep calling him a bully but what did he actually bully you in to doing? I can't be arsed to read back can't remember!
he vas alvays telling me i vos useless and doin everything wrong - he ruined my self esteeem - i became a wreck aboot vat he would say next - he made me pay him as well so the papers did not get wind ov my transgender BF which vould have ruined my career
i hold that man responsible for my breakdown
i am vi full teecket - zold zold - i 'ave just recovered from a breakdown but I am committed to feeenish vi competiteetion wivout keeling anyone - crane vos a bully vot a blackmailer - vot to me anyvay
Igen Igen
So what did the Head shrinker Shrinkem suggest to stop you going completely Gaga on here V Wilma??
To eat lots ov chocolate ,cigarettes and alcohol but not all at vonce - i vink he voe useless - i am alvays used - my beauty and brains are not enuff in vis cut throat world
*starts shaking*
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
And why, apart from your offences against eyeballs, would she want to kill you??
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But whop would make any sense in this place???
Alright there Marcus?
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
don't be so dramatic - you seeelly man - you begged me for my pills - *puts on best Orxford voice for full effect*
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But who would make any sense in this place???
Marcuss Marcuss ask ve anyving
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
Now hang about
Wilma is a little tiny stick of a thing and she pops those pills like popcorn.........now all of a sudden a handful are enough to bring down a great hippo of a man like yourself? Something don't add up here. I'm adding 2 and 2 and getting 4.....something isn't right.
Are you trying to say Wilma is secretly a BIG FAT MAN?
I am suing vi shrink for professional mis conduct - I am fine - Igen igen
*wrings hands*
is vis a spot i see before me*
igen I gen
Iam not a murderer
*grabs pills and takes 5* wiv voddy lashings ov it
Oh good, so you'll be making as much sense as usual then
I thought the quote was 'Is this a dagger I see before me?'.
Yes, the spot one is "Out out, damned spot...."
(Call in to The Bar if you want the full quote.)
- i knew it was something like that - did it for A level many moons a go thanks fluff
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But whop would make any sense in this place???
Alright there Marcus?
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
Bloody cheek!!
*Does she not know there is a queue* 
i am seeeck ov theese - theenk about it - i am being framed by ze real murderer 'ere
I hope you don't mean literally?
You do know I'm innocent don't ya Vi?
Cowl was a right wanker by all accounts...... but I didn't have the motive or the stiletto to do such a thing
You know I won't discuss this with you....
....and your amazing performance in the crease will not make me change my mind.
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But whop would make any sense in this place???
Alright there Marcus?
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
Bloody cheek!!
*Does she not know there is a queue*
I joomped vi que
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But whop would make any sense in this place???
Alright there Marcus?
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
don't be so dramatic - you seeelly man - you begged me for my pills - *puts on best Orxford voice for full effect*
You silly woman you (Hello Hello style..
I vas was not asking for your pills. I was asking for your Bills.. Bills.. You kept going on about V.A.T.!!
I hope you don't mean literally?
You do know I'm innocent don't ya Vi?
Cowl was a right wanker by all accounts...... but I didn't have the motive or the stiletto to do such a thing
You know I won't discuss this with you....
....and your amazing performance in the crease will not make me change my mind.
you certainly don't mean dazzler - he is C*****p - i should know
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But whop would make any sense in this place???
Alright there Marcus?
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
don't be so dramatic - you seeelly man - you begged me for my pills - *puts on best Orxford voice for full effect*
You silly woman you (Hello Hello style..
I vas was not asking for your pills. I was asking for your Bills.. Bills.. You kept going on about V.A.T.!!
vell vy di dyou take them then
*stamps foot*
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But whop would make any sense in this place???
Alright there Marcus?
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
Bloody cheek!!
*Does she not know there is a queue*
Crikey, another bliddy PA....I really must get my cleaner to stand in for me every now and then.
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But whop would make any sense in this place???
Alright there Marcus?
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
Bloody cheek!!
*Does she not know there is a queue*
I joomped vi que
At last I'm popular. People can't wait to get to me Huzzar!
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
Now hang about
Wilma is a little tiny stick of a thing and she pops those pills like popcorn.........now all of a sudden a handful are enough to bring down a great hippo of a man like yourself? Something don't add up here. I'm adding 2 and 2 and getting 4.....something isn't right.
Are you trying to say Wilma is secretly a BIG FAT MAN?
OR...maybe those pills she pops aren't really pills at all and she slipped the real ones to Marcus cos she knew he was on to her????
*Scratches head*
I can't understand a bleeding word they are saying..
I need to ask a few questions to someone who will make sense.
But whop would make any sense in this place???
Alright there Marcus?
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
don't be so dramatic - you seeelly man - you begged me for my pills - *puts on best Orxford voice for full effect*
You silly woman you (Hello Hello style..
I vas was not asking for your pills. I was asking for your Bills.. Bills.. You kept going on about V.A.T.!!
vell vy di dyou take them then
*stamps foot*
They were free!!!
OR...maybe those pills she pops aren't really pills at all and she slipped the real ones to Marcus cos she knew he was on to her????
Yeah. That would make more sense.
you certainly don't mean dazzler - he is C*****p - i should know
Maybe you just didn't do it for him honey.
OR...maybe those pills she pops aren't really pills at all and she slipped the real ones to Marcus cos she knew he was on to her????
Yeah. That would make more sense.
See....I'm not just a pretty face and a magnificent bosom.
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
Now hang about
Wilma is a little tiny stick of a thing and she pops those pills like popcorn.........now all of a sudden a handful are enough to bring down a great hippo of a man like yourself? Something don't add up here. I'm adding 2 and 2 and getting 4.....something isn't right.
Are you trying to say Wilma is secretly a BIG FAT MAN?
OR...maybe those pills she pops aren't really pills at all and she slipped the real ones to Marcus cos she knew he was on to her????
do you vant to try vem???
I 'ave vem 'ere
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
Now hang about
Wilma is a little tiny stick of a thing and she pops those pills like popcorn.........now all of a sudden a handful are enough to bring down a great hippo of a man like yourself? Something don't add up here. I'm adding 2 and 2 and getting 4.....something isn't right.
Are you trying to say Wilma is secretly a BIG FAT MAN?
OR...maybe those pills she pops aren't really pills at all and she slipped the real ones to Marcus cos she knew he was on to her????
Now your thinking like a detective Vi.. *Bleeding heck it's like trying to get blood out of a stone.*
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
Now hang about
Wilma is a little tiny stick of a thing and she pops those pills like popcorn.........now all of a sudden a handful are enough to bring down a great hippo of a man like yourself? Something don't add up here. I'm adding 2 and 2 and getting 4.....something isn't right.
Are you trying to say Wilma is secretly a BIG FAT MAN?
OR...maybe those pills she pops aren't really pills at all and she slipped the real ones to Marcus cos she knew he was on to her????
do you vant to try vem???
I 'ave vem 'ere
This has potential
you certainly don't mean dazzler - he is C*****p - i should know
A seven letter word, beginning with C and ending in P. 
Gis a clue. Is it English, Hungarian or a hybrid?
No I'm not. Those pills I was given last night. They have done me in. I'm tired and not thinking straight.
How am I supposed to solve this murder if I'm being drugged.
Wilma! Yes Wilma she's trying to get me out of the picture. My god she tried to KILL ME!!!
Now hang about
Wilma is a little tiny stick of a thing and she pops those pills like popcorn.........now all of a sudden a handful are enough to bring down a great hippo of a man like yourself? Something don't add up here. I'm adding 2 and 2 and getting 4.....something isn't right.
Are you trying to say Wilma is secretly a BIG FAT MAN?
OR...maybe those pills she pops aren't really pills at all and she slipped the real ones to Marcus cos she knew he was on to her????
do you vant to try vem???
I 'ave vem 'ere
Why? Do you want to kill me too??
OR...maybe those pills she pops aren't really pills at all and she slipped the real ones to Marcus cos she knew he was on to her????
Yeah. That would make more sense.
dazzle - i vink it iz unethical your realtionship vis Vi - you are also a suspect
