In the nunnery you stayed in?

grabs beermat and  covers modesty with a postage stamp

Expect a Royal mail card through your door Wilma....

*please pay the extra postal charge.....item too bulky to fit into cargo hold*

across the road from vere

Or maybe we could say you are lying?

Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:

grabs beermat and  covers modesty with a postage stamp

 

Expect a Royal mail card through your door Wilma....

 

*please pay the extra postal charge.....item too bulky to fit into cargo hold*

I'd pay 

I'm going to have to check my *notes*

What happened to marrying some sheik, or have I been downing your pills

me!  It was Wilma wot said it - I was just trying to help out jeez 

Who says I meant Wilma? Maybe I was just saying that you could be lying in general.

*hopes to get away with that*

Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:

Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:

grabs beermat and  covers modesty with a postage stamp

 

Expect a Royal mail card through your door Wilma....

 

*please pay the extra postal charge.....item too bulky to fit into cargo hold*

 

I'd pay 

I'd let you

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:

Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:

grabs beermat and  covers modesty with a postage stamp

 

Expect a Royal mail card through your door Wilma....

 

*please pay the extra postal charge.....item too bulky to fit into cargo hold*

 

I'd pay 

 

I'd let you

I know, now give me back my purse. 

I'm exhausted I think it's time I put my head down for a while - toodles peeps 

Ooooh look, Woody has sent his PA to do his dirty work for him again 

OMG...the PA disappeared  Someone call the police. Oh, hang on, I AM the police. Sod it.

drifts in

vacantly looks about

i am gong to my voom

night

It's okay I haven't murdered him (though I came close). I shall wait here till Emma turns up and have a word with him myself. I have found some recent history that may well solve this mystery

he/she married a sheik but he preferred his camels - vo he /she had a breakdown and vent to the nunnery simmples

So pleased you cleared that up for me Wilma  *makes notes, Wilma's a liar*

*sets up several dictaphones and video cameras around the place to capture anything that happens....saunters to room 465 and awaits tonights innings*

I've been here all the time wandering round looking for someone called Prom?? *checks browser.. posts*  

*adjusts middle wicket, polishes balls, and heads to room 465 to work on his batting average*

In and out real quick Dazzler, that's how you normally play your innings

That damned agent keeps poking his nose into stuff that doesn't concern him Though to be fair his rhymes are just as bad as mine I just wanted to ask if you thought it was strange that Crane gave you 10's four weeks in a row. This is a man I'm sure you know has a reputation for scoring low. Weren't you suspicious the show was being rigged in your favour?

That damned agent keeps poking his nose into stuff that doesn't concern him Though to be fair his rhymes are just as bad as mine I just wanted to ask if you thought it was strange that Crane gave you 10's four weeks in a row. This is a man I'm sure you know has a reputation for scoring low. Weren't you suspicious the show was being rigged in your favour?

Not a all Prom Woody

7 is a good score for a good dancer... I'm more than a good dancer, I'm an excellent dancer, and with Reeda we're more than worthy of a 10!

She posted the video tonight. .. A professional does not dance better than her

Originally Posted by Woody Leave:

That damned agent keeps poking his nose into stuff that doesn't concern him Though to be fair his rhymes are just as bad as mine I just wanted to ask if you thought it was strange that Crane gave you 10's four weeks in a row. This is a man I'm sure you know has a reputation for scoring low. Weren't you suspicious the show was being rigged in your favour?

Not a all Prom Woody

7 is a good score for a good dancer... I'm more than a good dancer, I'm an excellent dancer, and with Reeda we're more than worthy of a 10!

She posted the video tonight. .. A professional does not dance better than her

It still stinks and I don't hold you to blame despite your girly name. Wouldn't a few 8's have been enough to see you through without arousing suspicion? Why do you think Crane went all out for 10's knowing it would court controversy?

Also, why did you choose a stage name the same as that lady in the prawnography films?

Lol

Originally Posted by Woody Leave:

I don't think anyone can fix that

If I was French, we would settle this at dawn senor!!

As it is.. we can sort out a more convenient time.. How does 5 oclock in this afternoon sound to you senior?

I will be there, if I'm not washing my hair. If you were French you would have surrendered before we got started, with a little white flag

I am not French..thankfully 

What's this???

..

Was Cowl getting to V Wilma so much that she Killed him to save her own sanity? 

Wakes up on floor, Ohhh My head Where am I.. Agggghh those pills of Wilmas they must be to knock a horse out!! How in hell does she stay on her feet.

What's this note.. Sooooo little Wilma and her knockout drops add up to one thing... Potential Murderer.

Either way looks like she could end up in an asylum. It's just the ward that will change. *Scoffs*

I'm off to sleep this off. Grabs bottle of Brandy on the way out. 

Passes toilets.. 

Hey Vi tell me when your finished.

So Wilma is totally mental mickey? *tries to look shocked to the core*

WHAT?

Really?

Meh

What does it mean "put those around you in danger"? Should I be worried that she keeps screaching "YOU'RE MINEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEE" everytime she sees me?

I have finished my detailed examination  of the carpet and can safely say, with 100% conviction, that it is truly hideous.

So, Wilma was playing hide the purple parsnip with her shrink was she? I wonder how much of that she remembers? I also wonder if Crane knew and either wanted her to do the same for him OR was planning to blackmail her? Anyone with any sense could see she's not the full ticket, but did anyone else know that she might be a danger to them? Oooh, my little Hungarian Harlot, what do you have to say for yourself now?

*gets Dazzlers dictionary ready for the reply*

Lol

Can't beat a bit of Russian Yoga Vi

Scratches arse.... I'll have a Southern Comfort and a Ginger Ale please. I'm going Tea Total. *Spits Budgie out of mouth*