I think it bloody is!

Well done Vi.....Chief Inspector Arsey Knickers is going have to ......erm....change her knickers

I'm spouting sense Vi thats why you can't understand it. Sheesh!

Vi.....is a police person of the highest moral calibre....she would not commit murder.

So Vi alters statements too, another good headline for the Sin... I must make a call

I didn't drop it....I lent it to Barry. No wonder Cowl was so keen to get him off the show.

Now is not the time for a kebab, no wonder your belly is staining to get out of your shirts 

Highest moral calibre, that's the only laugh I've had in this whole sorry affair!

I'm talking about the nervouse Wilma *sighs*

But if you wanted to win fair and square why the hell didn't you just tell the programme producers what Crane was up to with me as his unwilling assistant ?    Would that not have left the floor clear for you and the Dazzling Mr Duck to have had a proper dance off? 

Hey Roxy almost overlooked the diminutive you...

Read my lips... I am saying the killer had a motive that had nothing to do with the Dance Competition.

You are all chasing your own assess Is it getting through! 

I asked you about this earlier. I take it you are ignoring me?

Firstly, I did not know what Crane was up to, so how the hell could I tell someone! Unlike you I wasn't in the know, talk about double standards Roxy!

Secondly, that wouldn't have been fair to Dazzler even if it had played out like you say, he couldn't have possibly competed with our dance moves.

Our last practise session, Dazzler had no chance.

firefox 

Next!!!

so spill Einstein   what other motives would people have for offing Crane if not the dance competition????

It's true he bet a lot so maybe he owes someone  it's just that a stiletto is not your normal weapon of choice.  We still haven't found out who the stiletto belongs to have we?

See I think you did know he was cheating and I think you kept it to yourself for some reason - mebbe in the hope of blackmailing him??????  Did you blackmail Crane and then have to take drastic action when he called you out on it?????? 

Nope. I sent it to forensics, but my big boss lady won't tell me anything else. I think she may be just a teeny tiny bit cross with me 

That Eileen has been acting suspiciously She seems to be spending a lot of time in her hotel room......either she's got something to hide...... or she's even more difficult to please than Vi.

Ohh so you want me to help you solve the crime .. Think again.. But I saw a tiny spark of intellect shine there for a second.

The shoe was a ruse. 

slides in surreptitiosly wringing hands

grasping pills and voddie

*walks in and hears this*

I am doing my dammest to try and get this show going again. OUr sponsors are not happy. I don't have time to coffee house and speculate with you people...

*sniffs*

Is that some new designer?

Seriously, how do you know that?

Roxy in these circumstances who knows who is telling the truth! I didn't know about Crane's plan, I wasn't blackmailing him, why would I? I have a successful career, I wasn't doing this for the money Roxy, unlike most of you...point your finger in another direction or look in the mirror 

I am an Oasis to her Sahara, if you catch my drift?

*tries to work out if she means 'Vodka' or if she has a new bloke called Robbie/Roddie. No telling with her accent*

Iv Marcusss here????

*wrings hands*

*mutters*

Vu is a jellus beeetch

*swishes sleek hair*

He was over there Wilma 

He's busy playing with his dongle 

Out, damned spot! out, I say!? One: two: why,
then,'tis time to do't? Hell is murky!Fie, my lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we
fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account??Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?"

Reeda - vu iv always sweeeshing

I seriously think he's trying to send us in the wrong direction because he is the killer.  Jellus of Crane's success 

Hiley did Crane promise to help you reach the big time only to renegue on that promise???? Did he threaten to expose you and send you scurrying back under the rock you crawled out of so you off'd him???? 

Well well Here comes vilma.. Oooo suspicious moves there girl.. You are getting more and more anxious as time goes by.. I may need to examine you some time. 

And you are a total nutjob.

I BET they're not happy.

I BET they wouldn't be happy to hear about your involvement in Cowls scam either!

While we're all here and Vi is in ear shot  *turns so she can see how manly I look confronting the little lady* ......would you care to explain how come you gave the SAME score as Cowl EVERY week to EVERY contestant huh?

If his scores were dodgy...then so must your's have been!

vat Eileen - she a loopy

*twirls finger in circular motion*

your hand wring makes me nervous Wilma 

See. Fruit AND Nut job.

Shakespear???

Vi should have known that, it's Willie 

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I have a successful career, I wasn't doing this for the money Roxy, unlike most of you...point your finger in another direction or look in the mirror

So why were you doing it Reeda? If your career was so successful why would you risk it all coming on a programme like this? It must be difficult enough to be taken seriously in your profession.....I mean you're female aren't you.......why would you risk it just to prove you can shuffly your hips a bit?