and me roxeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oi, Dazzler, I'm off to baste bathe. I'm ready when you are 

*really hoping for sake of career and tiny bit of dignity that's left that Dazzler didn't do it...can't be entirely sure, but hey-ho*

*Slips Reeda my room key*

*touches up lip gloss and collects key*

Oi, Dazzler, I'm off to baste bathe. I'm ready when you are

Ready, willing, able, and god damned sexy.......all coming your way!

 *Reads Vi's HR File*

 *despairs*

Oh dear, the old girl doesn't seem very pleased with me, does she? I don't know why, I mean I am one of the most consistent cops around. Admittedly, I'm consistently crap, but that's another matter. 

I suppose I ought to write up my thoughts so far,  well, the clean ones anyway. 

I need a shower first though, I don't know what Dazzler was using last night but it feels more like chip oil than baby oil.

*wonders if it might have been better to type this....probably better if no one can read it tbh!*

There, proof that I have (kind of) been paying attention.

*goes for a lie down*

*also hopes this might keep name and various shennanigans out of local bog paper* 

*strains eyes to read this drivel*

ha ha it's all too funny Brator   the musings of a woman who has no idea 

Myyyyyy Goooood If it wasn't so funny i would weep.. The infamous detective Vi Is trying to solve the mystery

Stamp murderer on my forehead and spank me rotten. She actually thinks Cowell had something on me.

Besides if I had wanted to murder the slimeball you would have needed a Vax to pick up the pieces.

Goes to get a Corpse Reviver..

Bloody hell Vi, did you make those notes when you were drunk, or on your back? 

Yes I had the most to gain, if I had known about it, why the hell would I stick a heel in his thick skull? Yes I wanted to win and prove that I could do it, and I would of without Crane's stupid plan! Either way, your ramblings about me make no sense whatsoever 

Oops had to do a quick delete there

  Hmmmmmmmm Brator..............you're still on the case.......... for now

........  I'm keeping my eye on you though -  a close eye! 

I had to write left handed as I have developed RSI in my right hand 

*puts 'Policing for Dummies' back on the shelf and does victory dance*

A violent streak?

None of my streaks have been violent Vi!   Except for that one time when all that running set off a kinda pendulum motion....and I nearly took the Umpires eye out!

Me too!

Why am I not shocked 

Bet that left them with a sticky wicket....

Maybe because you knew already.

Next time you wanna spy on us.... you're probably better off using a more subtle hiding place for your little camera!

Wanders back in with third drink.. A Pink Gin...

Wonder what happened to Dazzlers Ass.. That is one hell of a bandaid.!

HaHaHa My old Camera phone

Ask Vi

Those antiquated items do not belong to the Sin 

Coulson said we were using the best devices of the year, he must have meant 1973 

Orrrr we go back to my original theory of how you snuck the Stiletto into Cowl's room.. 

Mind you that missive of Brator has got me thinking - ever since Reeda became 'successful' the rumour mill has being going into overdrive about whether it was actual talent or who she slept with knew that got her to the top!  

There is a possibility that Reeda killed Crane so that she could win the contest in an honest fashion   now stop laughing  I'm sure Reeda is capable of being honest   so what do you all think?

Only high tech stuff now eh?

With that stuck up me bum I'd have had to squeeze my buttocks tight, and take tiny little girly steps ........and I think he would have been instantly suspicious if I'd done a "Marcus walk" into the room...

I think anyone who even wanted to win the competition was living in cloud coo coo land.

I'm also thinking what was so special about this one competition. There are lots of others. 

The murder had nothing to do with the competition. We must look else where.

Roxy, it's an elaborate theory and so way off I can't begin to tell you! How many times do I have to tell you all, I wanted to win on my own merit and not badly enough to bury a heel in his head!

Dazzler, Dazzler. All of your dance steps are tiny little girly steps  for gods sake! It would have look like you were practicing.

You are also keeping the detective occupied in a way to detract from your obvious involvement.

*makes notes* 

You seem very keen to get us to look elsewhere   you're not trying to hoodwink us into believing an outsider did this are you?

Is that a confession???

So are you saying it has more to do with his personal life than his work life?

Or are you just sprouting nonsense? If you are, keep going cos the more you do, the better I look.

Good thinking Twatman!

Ok.......looking elsewhere......looking elsewhere.....

Ok..... someone who has had a grudge against Cowl that goes waaaay back, before this competition...... someone like.......YOU?

*I'm being set up*

Hey Dazzler you dropped your lern yersel ta dance book

or your partner