By the way - has anyone claimed ownership of that stilleto????? 
Not yet. Why? Have you got it's partner?
Of course not but have you or anyone in that Police force you allegedly work for even tried to work out who it belongs to????
Well saying as you mention it... He was slime.. Only someone with no morals or taste would go for him... MR DUCK Haw Haw!!
I have to admit.....if I was female....I'd do him. 
Down girl Boy 
Marcoussssssssss - did you and crane ever argue about your dubious flamboyant way of dressing ???
Well Hell yes.. every night HaHa! The more he complained the more flamboyant I got Ho Ho! Drove My Black pants up the wall.
aaagh but - perhaps one day you how do you English say it - snapped like knicker elastic
Wasn't me in danger of snapping.. Was Cowl.
Resists opportunity to pass joke about Wilmas smalls.
vis iv my smalls
I'm sooooooo bootifull and preety
And a hell of a quick changer!!
I'm sooooooo bootifull and preety
And a hell of a quick changer!!
vis iv a selection ov my best shots
*wrings hands *
Marcoussssssssss - did you and crane ever argue about your dubious flamboyant way of dressing ???
Well Hell yes.. every night HaHa! The more he complained the more flamboyant I got Ho Ho! Drove My Black pants up the wall.
aaagh but - perhaps one day you how do you English say it - snapped like knicker elastic
Wasn't me in danger of snapping.. Was Cowl.
Resists opportunity to pass joke about Wilmas smalls.
vis iv my smalls
PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON WOMAN!!
*I was thinking smaller*
By the way - has anyone claimed ownership of that stilleto?????
Not yet. Why? Have you got it's partner?
Of course not but have you or anyone in that Police force you allegedly work for even tried to work out who it belongs to????
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
It was all over a game of dominoes if you must know.... we were having a bit of a retro competition...you know, being all cool and ironic..... (bloody fun game though ).
Anyway! Moving swiftly on.... The guy sneaked a double six into his pocket! Right there before me eyes! Cheeky bloody sod! There is nothing in this world I hate more than a god damned CHEAT! 
Don't like CHEATS eh?
In fact you'll fight anyone who cheats eh?
No further questions M'lud 
I vink it vos vi's
And once more, your pickled brain cell has forgotten that I am NOT a suspect 
Unlike you.
By the way - has anyone claimed ownership of that stilleto?????
Not yet. Why? Have you got it's partner?
Of course not but have you or anyone in that Police force you allegedly work for even tried to work out who it belongs to????
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
Police detective screws murderer 
The Sin will love you 
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
you're no CSI that's for sure
The bar is calling me, and before you say it ..No it is not my night job 
Later's pink fans.. You know you love it
Police detective screws murderer
The Sin will love you
I'll be sprawled across the pages of Nuts with my baps out and on Celebrity Love Island with the JJs from BB before you know it.
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
you're no CSI that's for sure
And you're no Ben De Lisi, are you?
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
you're no CSI that's for sure
Im have to agree with you there Roxy
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
you're no CSI that's for sure
And you're no Ben De Lisi, are you?
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
Police detective screws murderer
The Sin will love you
I'm watching Mr Handler and going to use all these quotes that Vile's used, I'm sure her boss will approve
Police detective screws murderer
The Sin will love you
I'll be sprawled across the pages of Nuts with my baps out and on Celebrity Love Island with the JJs from BB before you know it.
The thin blueline just got a little thinner
So close to your pension too
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
Police detective screws murderer
The Sin will love you
I'm watching Mr Handler and going to use all these quotes that Vile's used, I'm sure her boss will approve
print away lady, I care not. Maybe the boss will sack me, maybe she won't. Actually, she probably won't cos there have still been no replies to the ad in your bog paper.
Don't like CHEATS eh?
In fact you'll fight anyone who cheats eh?
No further questions M'lud
I'm a sportsman....of course I can't stand a cheat! But I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover.
The domino thing was a one off......and I wouldn't have even hit the guy..... but when I stuck my hand in his pocket to retrieve the double six, he took it the wrong way and thumped me. I was only defending myself......M'lud.
So close to your pension too
Not as close as you sunshine. Is that hair wax or shoe polish keeping that ridiculous moustache upright?
I'm a sportsman....of course I can't stand a cheat! But I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover.
The domino thing was a one off......and I wouldn't have even hit the guy..... but when I stuck my hand in his pocket to retrieve the double six, he took it the wrong way and thumped me. I was only defending myself......M'lud.
Are you sure it was the domino you were after?
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
Speaking of which......isn't it about time we got busy....... I'm ready and willing to give a stuff. 
So close to your pension too
Not as close as you sunshine. Is that hair wax or shoe polish keeping that ridiculous moustache upright?
neither
I vink it vos vi's
And once more, your pickled brain cell has forgotten that I am NOT a suspect
Unlike you.
doesn't matter dear police brain - vey could steel be vors as a smoke screen.
Are you sure it was the domino you were after?
Of course!
To be honest......there wasn't much of anything in there except the domino 
... I wonder if he was Wilmas ex-post op.
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
Speaking of which......isn't it about time we got busy....... I'm ready and willing to give a stuff.
I'll just go and have a quick baste bath and then you can stuff away.
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
Speaking of which......isn't it about time we got busy....... I'm ready and willing to give a stuff.
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT you IV MINE MINE
*flings arms dramatically*
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
Speaking of which......isn't it about time we got busy....... I'm ready and willing to give a stuff.
I'll just go and have a quick baste bath and then you can stuff away.
I vink it vos vi's
And once more, your pickled brain cell has forgotten that I am NOT a suspect
Unlike you.
doesn't matter dear police brain - vey could steel be vors as a smoke screen.
True, but I don't think it's mine. Did it have 'S&M Specialist'' on the insole?
Are you sure it was the domino you were after?
Of course!
To be honest......there wasn't much of anything in there except the domino ... I wonder if he was Wilmas ex-post op.
So did you know the person then?
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT you IV MINE MINE
*flings arms dramatically*
Of course I am honey 
*mouths at Vi* ....she's off her bloody rocker... 
So did you know the person then?
Nah....just some random domino dueling dude. 
I vink it vos vi's
And once more, your pickled brain cell has forgotten that I am NOT a suspect
Unlike you.
doesn't matter dear police brain - vey could steel be vors as a smoke screen.
True, but I don't think it's mine. Did it have 'S&M Specialist'' on the insole?
- i doubt it
*has new respect for vi*
Nope. I'm too busy shagging Dazzler to really give a stuff who did it, even if it's him.
Speaking of which......isn't it about time we got busy....... I'm ready and willing to give a stuff.
I'll just go and have a quick baste bath and then you can stuff away.
Unlucky
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT you IV MINE MINE
*flings arms dramatically*
Of course I am honey
*mouths at Vi* ....she's off her bloody rocker...
Mouths at vi
*get lost he's mine* with a very rude gesture
Oh it's been such a tough day I have a blinding headache - I'm off to my ready room to put my head down for a bit in the dark
*mouths at Vi* ....she's off her bloody rocker...
The way she's juddering and shaking it looks very much like she is on a rocker.
Oh god, looks like the combination of pills and booze has given her a nervous twitch now. Poor mare.
