SHE'S NOT PREGNANT IS SHE!

Fess up Daffy. You know what I'm talking about. Did Wilma tell you about Roxy's email? You don't strike me as the kind of dude who'd take kindly to being cheated out of the competition. I'd imagine you'd be angry enough to...well I dunno... whack someone in the head with a stiletto?

St Marcus of the pink suits is it?

You know nothing about me Marcus, you are assuming Crane fixed it for me to get into the final I wouldn't be there on my own ability, try again because you are wrong

I'm not convinced you're this Latin lover you'd like us to believe you are   I think you and Crane were more than just good friends   

so come on Emmanuel - are you really a pillow biter and did Crane have that over you???? 

HaHaHa! Can anyone here imagine Crane wanting to be with ANY man.. Talking of Bats.. Dazzler would be the one to impress if that was the case..

Looks like he has wilted a bit with the thought of fatherhood..

you must 'ave a verry bright cat then cos I am vere now you stooopid wommin

Not only thick but pathetically thick

When did you last score a six Duck, and I mean your whole innings

Bet you're wondering where that moustache has been now, aren't you Reeda??

*gulps*

Emmanuel doesn't swing both ways Vi

Reeda with looks like yours I know you did not need Crane to fix things for you. I see you as a talented news reader who was given the opportunity to raise your profile. But you got dragged into the seedy world of Crane and co. Dirt sticks honey. Keep taking the shower till all this is over. 

Marcoussssssssss - did you and crane ever argue about your dubious flamboyant way of dressing ???

I didn't know you read that gutter press rag Emma! Doesn't it have a reading age of like seven? Bit highbrow for you ain't it?

The Sin did cover that story yes...... they'll print any old rubbish about me, as long as they can stick a pic of my handsome face and rippling muscles on the front cover.   Summat about doubling their sales when they do? I dunno...... but anyway it was all a bit daft really, I was stupid to get involved......especially with my gruelling schedule on Dance Factor.

You know.....I hurt my little finger in that fight! I nearly had to miss the Semi's

he wouldn't be the first to fake it 

Are you sure about that honey?

oooooooo crane and Emmanuel - perhaps it wasn't Emmanuel perhaps it was dazzler with his red ball in his pocket

OMG..we have landed on Planet Suck-Up.

Well Hell yes.. every night HaHa! The more he complained the more flamboyant I got Ho Ho! Drove My Black pants up the wall.

I'll be fine Marcus, I've climbed out of bigger holes than this, that's about the only thing me and Dazzler have in common

The reason I did it was nothing to do with raising my profile, I just wanted to prove I could do it to myself and I would have! Crane actually did me no favours at all, I had no clue what the creep was up to and when it all comes out I'll be fine.

So, Daz whiter than white, my arse Duck, what was the fight about and who were you fighting with?

By the way, ^^^^^^^^ doesn't mean I wouldn't if you offered 

Is that Your idea of asking for a date!

No she didn't.....I'm not sure Wilma even told herself about the email....in fact I wouldn't be surprised if she's forgotten about the bloody email already! I wouldn't be surprised if she's forgotten her own name!

I bet she still remembers she got a first class degree from Oxford though

Listen to the expert on sucking 

What's the matter can't you see everything I did before was for the show.. An act.. The show is no more.. You're seeing the real me Vi. Lick it or lump it. 

I hope so Emmanuel shows no signs whatsoever of having any inclanations toward men

Just where you wanted him hey Marcus?

What was the fight about? Had someone stolen you hair gel

oh purrrleeeez   Why else was Crane so adamant that you should win?  Did you have a falling out lovers tiff when you realised he was about to sabotage your chance of winning?  Did you try to kebab him with that stilleto.

By the way - has anyone claimed ownership of that stilleto????? 

OR, you are hoping that she will get you another job on the telly so you don't have to go back to the kids.

And I'll lump it, thanks.

Well saying as you mention it... He was slime.. Only someone with no morals or taste would go for him... MR DUCK Haw Haw!!

course i remember vi E  mail - but Dazzler vis not to ve trusted in vees matters

but i migh thave told him - can't be sure - just had my new pills then

Not yet. Why? Have you got it's partner?

Bends over. one lump or two  Wiggle ass.

aaagh but - perhaps one day you how do you English say it - snapped like knicker elastic

Hair gel? That's so 80's man.......like your Tom Selleck moustache. It's all hair gum these days I'll have you know.

It was all over a game of dominoes if you must know.... we were having a bit of a retro competition...you know, being all cool and ironic..... (bloody fun game though ).

Anyway! Moving swiftly on.... The guy sneaked a double six into his pocket! Right there before me eyes! Cheeky bloody sod! There is nothing in this world I hate more than a god damned CHEAT!

Except moustaches.......I really don't like moustaches.

I amm proud to be hungarian Igen szia

I have to admit.....if I was female....I'd do him.

tha t vos to be my one of mu outvits

*woe iv me  woe iv me*

*shakes and groans*

My kids are the best, *takes out photo*

 Some of them are world beaters. I can't wait to get back to them,, 

I vink it vos vi's

Anything you'd like to tell us Dazzler?

Wasn't me in danger of snapping.. Was Cowl.

Resists opportunity to pass joke about Wilmas smalls.

I'm sooooooo bootifull and preety